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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    What if you werent into dudes but still wanted somebody to rock your can

    Do I even want to know what rocking is?

    Kids these days and their euphemisms, jeez.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    What if you werent into dudes but still wanted somebody to rock your can

    Do I even want to know what rocking is?

    Kids these days and their euphemisms, jeez.

    Pegging is the fucking of a man's ass via a woman wearing a strapon dildo.

    You can now judge whether or not you want to know this.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

    Why'd you include your license plate?

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    Sweet Merciful Christ, that was the introduction? I can only imagine what a full year into the relationship would be like. Something, something, fucking-a-pineapple, something-something.

    Adding this to the OKCupid generator.

    @Sir Fabulous, It might just be me (let's be honest it probably is), but I'd be really interested in more details on this generator.

    Based on results so far, it's begging to be turned into a rotating sig.

    orthanc
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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

    Ok people, the love thread rule is if you make risotto you better be inviting me over! I need to know what it tastes like!

    Anytime you find yourself in Chicago, just let me know

    I figure you've got a whole lot more challenge in getting here than I would in making some fancy rice

    The euro lottery rolled over again. If that finally decides to give me money I'll come to you first. My life has been very well behaved recently, you seem the type to cure that.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Maybe I have been hanging out in weird parts of the internet too much but pegging kinda seems pretty tame?

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Valentine's Day... will be rough. It's always rough. For anyone who is also in circumstance that preclude the traditional celebration, if you're feeling shitty about it at that time, I'd be up for some gaming online or something. That's just one of those nights when a few friendly voices on the team chat can help a lot, you know?

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Yeah we got laws against drinking in public for some reason. Personally I never really understood the brown bag thing either, because it's basically synonymous with booze, so it's super-obvious.

    I think it was The Wire that claimed the brown paper bag worked because cops didn't actually give a shit so if they could pretend it wasn't booze they could ignore it. No idea how accurate that is though.

    They don't have a warrant or probable cause to search you or the bag.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

    Why'd you include your license plate?

    Not sure if serious, but if you are, Canada uses a 6 digit alphanumeric postal code. Not like the United States ZIP.

    Orthanc wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    Sweet Merciful Christ, that was the introduction? I can only imagine what a full year into the relationship would be like. Something, something, fucking-a-pineapple, something-something.

    Adding this to the OKCupid generator.

    @Sir Fabulous, It might just be me (let's be honest it probably is), but I'd be really interested in more details on this generator.

    Based on results so far, it's begging to be turned into a rotating sig.

    It's literally something I threw together in like 15 minutes for a gag after googling 'generator generator.'
    Right now it just takes words from a couple different arrays and then posts the results.
    The extent of my computer knowledge ends at grade 10 programming, and so I probably can't do anything much more complicated.
    If people wanted to tell me how I could improve the system or how I could make a rotating sig out of it, I might put more effort into it.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2016
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

    Why'd you include your license plate?

    Not sure if serious, but if you are, Canada uses a 6 digit alphanumeric postal code. Not like the United States ZIP.

    Orthanc wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you would be interested in experimenting with 'pegging'?"

    Sweet Merciful Christ, that was the introduction? I can only imagine what a full year into the relationship would be like. Something, something, fucking-a-pineapple, something-something.

    Adding this to the OKCupid generator.

    @Sir Fabulous, It might just be me (let's be honest it probably is), but I'd be really interested in more details on this generator.

    Based on results so far, it's begging to be turned into a rotating sig.

    It's literally something I threw together in like 15 minutes for a gag after googling 'generator generator.'
    Right now it just takes words from a couple different arrays and then posts the results.
    The extent of my computer knowledge ends at grade 10 programming, and so I probably can't do anything much more complicated.
    If people wanted to tell me how I could improve the system or how I could make a rotating sig out of it, I might put more effort into it.

    Simple is always best. I wondered if you'd gone for a markov bot or something. Though now that I think about it that would probably generate better introductions than Angelina receives from real humans.

    If you PM or link me your current generator I can turn it into a rotating sig for you.

    Orthanc on
    orthanc
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Maybe I have been hanging out in weird parts of the internet too much but pegging kinda seems pretty tame?

    It's pretty tame, but "how about some penis in vagina sex?" isn't a great way to open a meaningful dialogue either. It works from time to time, which is why some men on dating sites blast messages out like buck shots.

    Fuck off and die.
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    ugh I had to hear about how awesome deadpool is this week. thanks for reminding me of that, jerk.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

    Why'd you include your license plate?

    Not sure if serious, but if you are, Canada uses a 6 digit alphanumeric postal code. Not like the United States ZIP.

    I was just doing the old "oblivious American" bit

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Send all chocolates to:

    Me
    c/o Sir Fabulous
    Glamour, Ontario
    S1R 7A8

    Why'd you include your license plate?

    Not sure if serious, but if you are, Canada uses a 6 digit alphanumeric postal code. Not like the United States ZIP.

    It needs to be like that because Canada has 2,176,782,336 postal areas in it.

    Mr Fuzzbutt on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Ours are like that too. Colonialism.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Ours are like that too. Colonialism.

    I was led to believe that every postal address was a charming descriptor, like "Blue House Upon the Meadows" or "Apartment Overlooking Piss-filled Alley"

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Ours are like that too. Colonialism.

    I was led to believe that every postal address was a charming descriptor, like "Blue House Upon the Meadows" or "Apartment Overlooking Piss-filled Alley"

    I mean the second one, yeah.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    S8 represent

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    There was brief phase where pegging was the "hot new femmist thing" wasn't there? That wasn't a fever dream?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    ugh I had to hear about how awesome deadpool is this week. thanks for reminding me of that, jerk.

    Ugh, people enjoying movies. Just the worst...

    :P

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    There was brief phase where pegging was the "hot new femmist thing" wasn't there? That wasn't a fever dream?

    That's a magazine I would subscribe to.

    Juggernut on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    There was brief phase where pegging was the "hot new femmist thing" wasn't there? That wasn't a fever dream?
    I dunno, man. It got lots of airplay, but I doubt anyone thought having sex was the solution the systemic problems of the patriarchy. And it generally weirds out a lot of the general public, so it's not about to become a movement any time soon.

    Fuck off and die.
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I think it was just Jezebel trying to make it a thing.

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    PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    Bumble is annoying....=.=

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Pegging can be rather empowering and egalitarian!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Ours are like that too. Colonialism.

    Thankfully Australia skipped out on that. Four digits, all numerical, with the starting number defining the state/territory. For instance, my post code is 6058 (Forrestfield), 6 is the number for Western Australia. The second digit being a 0 shows that my postcode was one of the first 99 decided for W.A. I have also lived in 6081 (Stoneville), 6082 (Mt Helena), 6556 (Chidlow), 6560 (Wundowie), 6100 (Victoria Park), and 6147 (Lynwood) before my current house.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Britain has way more nuts postcodes than Canada, for the record

    Like, there's some neat format stuff to them that I can appreciate

    But there's like two million of the fuckers

    It's insane

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    NeoToma wrote: »
    So this girl I'm "seeing"? (idk I'm new at this poly stuff) as been showing me the other side of internet dating me with her weird threesome offers.
    I don't know why but I always just figured girls would be inherently better at hitting on girls?
    example
    Actually looking for a girl to have a threesome with me and my ex husband one time only to fulfill a long time promise with hopes he will take me back we were married 11 years but he left me i still love him but now we can be fwb anyway,

    That just makes me really sad

    I have gotten messages like this on OKC which is why I use it less and less or at least very tempted to put the info of I am not into casual sex, violent sexual acts or drugs because the last 8 messages I have received are about that

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Britain has way more nuts postcodes than Canada, for the record

    Like, there's some neat format stuff to them that I can appreciate

    But there's like two million of the fuckers

    It's insane

    At some point you're just encoding the actual address in the code. Which appeals to the math nerd in me, actually.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Britain has way more nuts postcodes than Canada, for the record

    Like, there's some neat format stuff to them that I can appreciate

    But there's like two million of the fuckers

    It's insane

    At some point you're just encoding the actual address in the code. Which appeals to the math nerd in me, actually.

    I think it's the Netherlands that has it narrowed down that far

    It's like, a different postcode for every block

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    I made risotto last night! I ate it alone!

    Ok people, the love thread rule is if you make risotto you better be inviting me over! I need to know what it tastes like!

    Y....you've never had risotto?

    My wife makes a mean mushroom risotto and I like making a soy-pork risotto if you're heading through the Reading / Guildford area : b

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Britain has way more nuts postcodes than Canada, for the record

    Like, there's some neat format stuff to them that I can appreciate

    But there's like two million of the fuckers

    It's insane

    At some point you're just encoding the actual address in the code. Which appeals to the math nerd in me, actually.

    It's a single postcode for a side of a street, unless a street is under a certain length (in which it just has a single post code) or crosses council boundaries (at which point the addresses in the new boundary get an appropriate postcode). I'm sure there are more rules to it but it is ridiculous none the less

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Welp. It's official.

    I can't talk to women. Especially if I've been drinking.

    I thought it was supposed to make you better at that kind of stuff?

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Welp. It's official.

    I can't talk to women. Especially if I've been drinking.

    I thought it was supposed to make you better at that kind of stuff?

    In my experience, it just makes you think you're better. Sometimes that's enough! Sometimes it really, really isn't.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Huh, this will be my first valentines day where I have someone or something going on
    I'm gonna make some ballin' valentines cards

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    gonna hang out with the lady tomorrow
    and have a talk about What's Up
    hoo boy I am nervous

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Welp. It's official.

    I can't talk to women. Especially if I've been drinking.

    I thought it was supposed to make you better at that kind of stuff?

    In my experience, it just makes you think you're better. Sometimes that's enough! Sometimes it really, really isn't.

    It just made me hyper aware of how terrible I am at it.

    Also good luck Tam!

    Juggernut on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I cannot talk to women let alone to people
    People find my rather dry macabre sense of humor nerve racking at times
    Or say things that they are way out of my league or such

    Then why does 20q girl love talking to me even saying the rather nerdy things I say to her is distracting her from her classes and work at times .
    What am I doing that's so right and yet so works with her it just boggles the mind and leaves me asking questions of myself.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do I even want to know what pegging is?

    What if you werent into dudes but still wanted somebody to rock your can

    Do I even want to know what rocking is?

    Kids these days and their euphemisms, jeez.

    Pegging is the fucking of a man's ass via a woman wearing a strapon dildo.

    You can now judge whether or not you want to know this.

    Oh that's pretty tame. Thanks though. I am neither better nor worse for knowing this one.

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