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[Love] and Risotto

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I soak all my dishes and then rinse em and leave em to dry but I live alone and the only lass who ever comes around lives in a right state so can't say anything

    I also listen to happy hardcore all the time at home and dance around my kitchen while I cook because nobody can stop me (even if @Darth Waiter might want to!)

    fuck but I love owning my own place!

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I live in squalor, but no one gets to say shit about it. Ha! Suck it, life.

    Fuck off and die.
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    At least none of you came home to strangers having sex on your breakfast nook.

    My roommate was... well, not the worst, but definitely not the best.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    One of my former roommates basically stopped paying rent and was actually unemployed for a while. I think I'd ended up covering almost $6000 for him by the time I moved out. You'd think because he didn't have money he'd've gone out of his way to help out around the apartment, but he never really cleaned up after himself either. I think I'd take the strangers having sex situation in a heartbeat, so long as that dude paid his share of the rent and did dishes once in a while.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    He didn't do dishes, and neither of us paid rent. It was On Campus housing.

    Also from time to time he'd let people stay with us for days or weeks on end, never letting me know ahead of time what the deal was. One of them was a Reformed Juggalo. It was exactly as bad as you think it was.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Please tell me that you told the Juggalo to Fay-go away

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    Hacksaw on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Guys, I am the worst person to live with. It's me. After two weeks you'd all want to put me in the cold, hard earth after which you would want to kill my family to remove the genetic taint from the species. (They're much nicer though! Leave 'em alone, you hypothetical and hyperbolic murderers.)

    Well, I pay rent on time and such, but left to my own devices, I'm a study in entropy and decay.

    Fuck off and die.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Guys, I am the worst person to live with. It's me. After two weeks you'd all want to put me in the cold, hard earth after which you would want to kill my family to remove the genetic taint from the species. (They're much nicer though! Leave 'em alone, you hypothetical and hyperbolic murderers.)

    Well, I pay rent on time and such, but left to my own devices, I'm a study in entropy and decay.

    I don't know who told you I'm a murderer, but they'll learn to keep their mouth shut!

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I am probably not the worst person to live with
    As I will clean up after myself clean the house wash my clothes dishes used and so on as I thought it was a given
    alas from the tales I have heard I know it's not so

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I'm probably a bad housemate, I bitch about mine on a public forum.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I'm probably a bad housemate, I bitch about mine on a public forum.

    I've had the same thought

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    If not for the constant threat of death by alcohol poisoning, you and I would make amazing roommates.

    Like, we'd get along so well that people would just naturally assume we were a couple.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    "Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but I believe potential relationships with other people should only ever get better, not worse. So, if I start on a low note, it can only get better. If you don't mind, I shall begin by telling you the worst joke that I know.
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick!
    Anyway, fancy grabbing a drink sometime?​"


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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    If not for the constant threat of death by alcohol poisoning, you and I would make amazing roommates.

    Like, we'd get along so well that people would just naturally assume we were a couple.

    Honestly it is just really unfair that neither one of us is at least bisexual.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2016
    Well, he's right about the low note.

    He doesn't seem to have considered that one sure-fire way of improving a relationship that started badly is to never talk to the person again.

    tynic on
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    That is the kind of message that usually leads to a lot more messages about how 'you're a stuck up bitch who couldn't appreciate a real man' if you never respond, or if you respond in a negative fashion

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    If not for the constant threat of death by alcohol poisoning, you and I would make amazing roommates.

    Like, we'd get along so well that people would just naturally assume we were a couple.

    Honestly it is just really unfair that neither one of us is at least bisexual.

    We would really be the most annoying gay couple, just the worst.
    Angelina wrote: »
    "Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but I believe potential relationships with other people should only ever get better, not worse. So, if I start on a low note, it can only get better. If you don't mind, I shall begin by telling you the worst joke that I know.
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick!
    Anyway, fancy grabbing a drink sometime?​"


    He's not starting strong, but he's also not the raging jackass from which you usually receive messages. At worst, he's a completely normal dude with a goofy sense of humor.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Just, lead with the damn stupid joke. Don't precede it with the whatever that is--attempt at self-deprecation? If you are going message someone on a dating site with a bad joke, you goddamn better well commit to that joke.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah it's trying to have it both ways - be the person who enjoys a stupid joke, but also distance yourself from it in case they don't think it's funny.

    Don't get me wrong, he seems like a much better dude than 90% of those messaging Ang.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

    When I get emails from okc it only shows the start of messages so I got ""Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but" and I was slightly worried.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    That's the worst joke he knows?

    snort

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    If not for the constant threat of death by alcohol poisoning, you and I would make amazing roommates.

    Like, we'd get along so well that people would just naturally assume we were a couple.

    Honestly it is just really unfair that neither one of us is at least bisexual.

    We would really be the most annoying gay couple, just the worst.

    I'd be the one who wears sweater vests everywhere and names our cats after drag queens.

    You'd be the one who passes for straight and has a conspicuous amount of hetero girl-friends who constantly complain that they can't find someone as nice as charming as you.

    We'd live in a medium-to-large one or two bedroom condo in one of Seattle or Austin's gayborhoods and have generally spartan interior decoration but an absolutely massive entertainment center and bar for when we throw cocktail parties that are the talk of the block.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Just, lead with the damn stupid joke. Don't precede it with the whatever that is--attempt at self-deprecation? If you are going message someone on a dating site with a bad joke, you goddamn better well commit to that joke.

    Yeah, it's like the beginning efforts of the lead actor in a rom-com. What'll be amusing is if he turns out to be a diamond in the rough. He's probably not, but it's funny to imagine him as some sort of John Cusack analogue.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I wish I'd been that creative. There's a reason I spent the majority of my college experience halfway down a bottle, and that roommate was one of many contributing factors.

    EDIT: I should say, at least the Reformed Juggalo was fairly polite. He actually bothered to do the dishes, unlike someone.

    If not for the constant threat of death by alcohol poisoning, you and I would make amazing roommates.

    Like, we'd get along so well that people would just naturally assume we were a couple.

    Honestly it is just really unfair that neither one of us is at least bisexual.

    We would really be the most annoying gay couple, just the worst.

    I'd be the one who wears sweater vests everywhere and names our cats after drag queens.

    You'd be the one who passes for straight and has a conspicuous amount of hetero girl-friends who constantly complain that they can't find someone as nice as charming as you.

    We'd live in a medium-to-large one or two bedroom condo in one of Seattle or Austin's gayborhoods and have generally spartan interior decoration but an absolutely massive entertainment center and bar for when we throw cocktail parties that are the talk of the block.

    That honestly sounds like heaven.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    She's washing up the stuff in my sink! I have a pie cooking so we'll see how much she does when I go check on it.

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    CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    Cliff wrote: »
    Creagan wrote: »
    I had coffee with the guy.

    I think it went... Okay? Like, I seemed to actually know what to do and recognized what was happening as things progressed. That was reassuring.

    The coffee shop also had live music, and as that started, he moved his chair closer to me, held my hand, kinda touched my hair a couple of times. That sort of thing. Then he walked me to my car and kissed me twice. (The first time was super awkward, second time was kind of less so.)

    Conversation was good. He's the kind of guy I'd probably want to be friends with. Funny, smart, similarish interests.

    The physical stuff what's freaking me out. This was literally my first date, first time doing anything even slightly physical with a guy. It wasn't bad, but I didn't really feel anything positive either.

    The way I see it, there are three possible explanations for why that was- I'm asexual heteroromantic, I just wasn't attracted to this one guy, and/or my anxiety prevented me from feeling anything other than anxiety. (I was extraordinarily nervous the entire time and had a panic attack after the date that's just going away now.)

    Ugh. When it comes to feelings, I like it when things are black-and-white. This is some kind of weird gray area I wasn't even planning on dealing with for another two years!

    If you are that nervous you might wanna stay out of the game for now. You might find if you focus on improving general social activity, you won't be as nervous when you go back to the dating world.

    It's really only the physical stuff. I was pretty OK when it was just talking.

    We're both going to the writer's group today. If we wind up doing anything else, I'm going to make a point of saying since I'm so new at this (which I did stammer something about after kiss #1,) I don't want to do anything past that until I get used to it, & if he's not OK with sticking at that, I understand and won't be upset.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

    When I get emails from okc it only shows the start of messages so I got ""Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but" and I was slightly worried.

    I was 100% expecting that sentence to be followed by a sad cock pic

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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    Creagan wrote: »
    Cliff wrote: »
    Creagan wrote: »
    I had coffee with the guy.

    I think it went... Okay? Like, I seemed to actually know what to do and recognized what was happening as things progressed. That was reassuring.

    The coffee shop also had live music, and as that started, he moved his chair closer to me, held my hand, kinda touched my hair a couple of times. That sort of thing. Then he walked me to my car and kissed me twice. (The first time was super awkward, second time was kind of less so.)

    Conversation was good. He's the kind of guy I'd probably want to be friends with. Funny, smart, similarish interests.

    The physical stuff what's freaking me out. This was literally my first date, first time doing anything even slightly physical with a guy. It wasn't bad, but I didn't really feel anything positive either.

    The way I see it, there are three possible explanations for why that was- I'm asexual heteroromantic, I just wasn't attracted to this one guy, and/or my anxiety prevented me from feeling anything other than anxiety. (I was extraordinarily nervous the entire time and had a panic attack after the date that's just going away now.)

    Ugh. When it comes to feelings, I like it when things are black-and-white. This is some kind of weird gray area I wasn't even planning on dealing with for another two years!

    If you are that nervous you might wanna stay out of the game for now. You might find if you focus on improving general social activity, you won't be as nervous when you go back to the dating world.

    It's really only the physical stuff. I was pretty OK when it was just talking.

    We're both going to the writer's group today. If we wind up doing anything else, I'm going to make a point of saying since I'm so new at this (which I did stammer something about after kiss #1,) I don't want to do anything past that until I get used to it, & if he's not OK with sticking at that, I understand and won't be upset.

    I went to a Writer's Group on a date once. She said if I came up with something really good she'd make love to me. I got so nervous I couldn't write anything down.

    I got Writer's Cock-Blocked.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

    When I get emails from okc it only shows the start of messages so I got ""Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but" and I was slightly worried.

    I was 100% expecting that sentence to be followed by a sad cock pic

    Yet another reason I will never use online dating; ladies are so accustomed to dick pics that if I showed a picture of myself camping or fishing, the first thought would be, "he is a serial killer and he wants to wear my skin."

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

    When I get emails from okc it only shows the start of messages so I got ""Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but" and I was slightly worried.

    I was 100% expecting that sentence to be followed by a sad cock pic

    Yet another reason I will never use online dating; ladies are so accustomed to dick pics that if I showed a picture of myself camping or fishing, the first thought would be, "he is a serial killer and he wants to wear my skin."

    I think thats cool, but I like to march about in the yonder wilds sooo.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Well I mean

    let's be honest that could have gone much worse

    When I get emails from okc it only shows the start of messages so I got ""Today - 4:44pm
    Hey there, I'm ...
    Look, you will forever be able to laugh in my face for whatever I say here, but" and I was slightly worried.

    I was 100% expecting that sentence to be followed by a sad cock pic

    Yet another reason I will never use online dating; ladies are so accustomed to dick pics that if I showed a picture of myself camping or fishing, the first thought would be, "he is a serial killer and he wants to wear my skin."

    I think thats cool, but I like to march about in the yonder wilds sooo.

    Don't ever change, Liiya, not for anyone or anything.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    just what are the yonder wilds in the UK like? or europe, i guess.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Quite damp, generally

    bit windy

    nice though

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    :/ like - lots of things. There's lots of types of wilds. How small do you think Europe or the uk is?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    When I lived in the uk these were my local wilds

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    I imagine Liiyas are more northern ish though. More Picts hiding in the bushes.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    My workplace is on the outskirts of town and next to it is just open farmland. There are mornings where I contemplate just picking a direction and walking. Wandering from field to field, living among the corn and the cows. It'd be nice, I think.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
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    This.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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