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[Love] and Risotto

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I don't come to this thread to find love. I come to hear about y'all's love. And risotto. And to that end, I'd call it a mixed success.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    we are approaching the end of the thread

    how many of us found love

    how many of us found risotto

    I found... neither

    chromdomFig-DSorce
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    no wait I found love in fire emblem

    the only love that matters

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Liiya this is another one of your Queenly tricks!

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I made a really good pearl barley risotto with watercress, asparagus and pecorino back in November.

    Love-wise I am still placing my marker in "it's complicated."

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    He was dishy.

    It is quite unfair.

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    Liiya
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Speaking of exotic grains, I need to get some farro as I'm out and that shit's delicious.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Farro is so good

    I made a farro salad with roasted broccoli, red onion, feta and pistachios last week

    Second date is this week! We're going to have dinner together.

    KwoaruchromdomKamirolonelyahavaMadEddypookagodmodeNija
  • PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    Started texting a nice guy from okcupid. I hope he stays nice :0

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I have love. And I have had risotto. My wife does not make me risotto however.

    She did make me red curry the other day, so I guess I will have to keep her.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
    PassionateLovieLiiya
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    During this thread I have found risotto a few times, love for some American food, one person to kiss, and that Magnums can mean something else to other people.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I don't think I've ever had risotto in my life. Should fix that.
    I have had love, both been in and had people in love with me, but not recently.
    I did have quite a nice afternoon with someone yesterday. We went ice skating and she showed me a little more of Portland. We got tacos and discussed many things, but there was one part where I definitely felt like I was being judged, and found not up to snuff. Maybe brain spiders?
    But I dropped her off, and went for the kiss. It was warmly welcomed, appreciated, and reciprocated! She said, and this is where the brain spiders may really be kicking in, "Why do you have to be so cute?" Now, I know what I look like. I'm not ugly, and a woman being attracted to me is not an unreasonable thing, but the way she said it made me think that yeah, she thinks I'm a loser, slacker, underachiever, whatever, but still finds me attractive and wants to have kissy-face.
    Which... ain't what I'm looking for.

    Brain spiders, you motherfuckers.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    I have what could be chemically described as love, but it's kind of a first for me and it's a little scary. Plus he's still working on breaking years of religious conditioning. Gotta go slow.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Uh-Oh cute barista lady is back I wasn't prepared for this.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Uh-Oh cute barista lady is back I wasn't prepared for this.

    quick! activate your thermal optic camouflage!

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Uh-Oh cute barista lady is back I wasn't prepared for this.

    quick! activate your thermal optic camouflage!

    Right! Good idea! Activating thermal optic camouflage!

    *stands behind floor lamp*

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Uh-Oh cute barista lady is back I wasn't prepared for this.

    quick! activate your thermal optic camouflage!

    Right! Good idea! Activating thermal optic camouflage!

    *stands behind floor lamp*

    Oh my God! Where'd Juggernut go?!?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    It seems we've reached the end of another Love thread.

    May it be locked swiftly and my shame be buried for all time.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    I'm so sorry to be That Guy, but it's one of my favorite visual gags from the game and it's super-relevant:

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    OmnipotentBagel on
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    JuggernutSCREECH OF THE FARGASimPersonToxMr Fuzzbutt
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    See you guys on the other side

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I'm going on a date tomorrow and there might not be a love thread. Darn it!

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I've been real quiet this Love thread. Neither love nor risotto was to be found.

    I'm sad a lot, these days. Don't really know what to do with myself!

    chromdomAngelinagodmode
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I'm going on a date tomorrow and there might not be a love thread. Darn it!

    If the date is good and there is no Love Thread you must create a Love Thread to tell us about it. If the date was bad and there is no Love Thread, you must create a Love Thread to tell us about it. If the date is mediocre and there's no Love Thread you must create a Love Thread to tell us about ice creams or something. But a new Love Thread is always a New Discussion button away (unless the mods decide we should stop having them for a while, I guess).

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    PassionateLovieDonovan Puppyfucker
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I've been real quiet this Love thread. Neither love nor risotto was to be found.

    I'm sad a lot, these days. Don't really know what to do with myself!

    :(

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I've been real quiet this Love thread. Neither love nor risotto was to be found.

    I'm sad a lot, these days. Don't really know what to do with myself!

    Aw I'm sorry to hear that. You're a really cool person, so I hope you figure things out. You deserve happiness.

    You all deserve happiness. Yes, even you.

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    Rainfall
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Dating just seems like a really big, unsurmountable wall. Not ready to get back on that horse, I guess?

    But at least that's more time for VIDEO GAMES!

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

    Priorities are important.

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    SolarMadEddyNija
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

    Squick. I can feel sympathy pains just reading about it.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
    AngelinaPassionateLovie
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Night night love thread, I'm absolutely shattered so I'm off early and to watch Bob Ross paint for a bit.

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I'm going to buy German chocolate tomorrow in case the date is awful. Plus I really want chocolate.

    LabelhonovereDonovan Puppyfucker
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

    IF YOU AREN'T BLEEDING IT'S NOT DATING

    Solar
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

    IF YOU AREN'T BLEEDING IT'S NOT DATING

    "If it bleeds, we can date it."

    Edit: Wait, this paints that one dumb Batman vs. Superman trailer in a whole new light

    OmnipotentBagel on
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    Rainfall
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Whatever you feel is right is for the best!

    Personally I am keen for dating to start again!

    But first I would like to cease bleeding from stitches, that'd be nice

    IF YOU AREN'T BLEEDING IT'S NOT DATING

    "If it bleeds, we can date it."

    Edit: Wait, this paints that one dumb Batman vs. Superman trailer in a whole new light

    Ahahaha that's perfect. The best possible conclusion I could have asked for.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Another love thread come and gone and I am still horribly inept at talking to women.

    If I survive this shame binge I'm about to go on I'll tell you of it in the next love thread.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    This was a good Love Thread.

    A nice solid 4.5 stars.

    Well done everyone.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Well I did try my best

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    We all did! But we can have another one!

  • ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    The girl from the hike seemed happy I texted her, or at least interested. Looks like we're getting together on Sunday.

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  • ArmorocArmoroc Registered User regular
    Almost lost my loving relationship due to not having my emotions in check, but we are trying to fix things. I hope that I can have all the love again soon!

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