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Steam [Phalla] Sale

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    Really not sure about that Auralynx vote. Seems like a bit of fun fluff to me.

    It's the only post that stands out on day 1, so it seems way to obvious to be mafia.

    But, I'm also up in the running.....

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    The Aura vote probably isn't great, but we're also on day 1 so people will latch onto any reason to vote.

    I am interested in the fact half way through day 1, Kwoaru has voted 3 times.

    I'm not sure that actually means anything, but it has caught my attention.

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Yeah 3 day one votes is kinda weird. Kwoaru sounds good.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    There is no !JusticeForPluto

    Bedlam
  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    Agreed. Kwoaru

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I have never played a dating sim.

    But I did watch anime and read manga in my younger days.

    If that's a crime, then please vote for Auralynx.

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    Check out the VODs here
  • DeamonIzualDeamonIzual Registered User regular
    Didn't realize Dragon had already done this until I was to the bottom of page 4. Oh well, here's a timeline-ish version of the vote count.

    Kwoaru [4] - Cythraul (23), Dragon6860 (24), Raiden333 (25), JusticeforPluto (27)
    Auralynx [3] - premium (14), simulacrum (18), chamberlain (19), Kwoaru (20)
    Sir Fabulous [2] - JusticeforPluto (1), 38thDoe (6)(13), Kwoaru (21)
    JusticeforPluto [3] - SLyM (8), Phyphor (23), MrTLicious (26)
    Zombie Hero [2] - Gizzy (3), LostNinja (10)
    KetBra [2] - JPants (11), AustinP0027 (12)
    premium [2] - Zombie Hero (9), schuss (15)
    JPants [1] - Assuran (2)
    LostNinja [1] - Cantide (4)
    Phyphor [1] - Sir Fabulous (5)
    Schuss [1] - Heffling (7)
    Gizzy [1] - Bedlam (17)
    Preda [1] - JaysonFour (22)
    JaysonFour [0] - Kwoaru (16)

  • DeamonIzualDeamonIzual Registered User regular
    Also I don't know about the trains but Cantide did nothing to hide their use of RNG.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    !Phyphor is totally using aimbots.

  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Chamberlin because I don't like that mini bandwagon on Aura that happened at the bottom of last page and they were the last regular to jump on it.

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    The big ol' wagon on kwoaru all at once tickles my suspicion bone. But day one gonna day one.

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    Heffling
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    The big ol' wagon on kwoaru all at once tickles my suspicion bone. But day one gonna day one.

    Day one bandwagons are always the weirdest since it's when the vote should be the most spread out as we're all just making random votes. The kwoaru and the aura bandwagons were both sketchy. I also hate seeing someone who doesn't play that offer getting day one'd.

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Vote closes in just over two hours. Get those votes and orders in!

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I have never played a dating sim.

    But I did watch anime and read manga in my younger days.

    If that's a crime, then please vote for Auralynx.

    Sir Fab, who's obviously having a jolly time with this idea but encouraged people to vote for me.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Way to hit 'em with the one-two punch Aura *wink*

    I'm sure we'll find those dirty Gamestoppers with only a modicum of effort

    For everyone else out there, I'm as pure as the driven snow

    Any evidence to the contrary is simply the result of disastrous typos besmirching my good name

    Hail Gamestop

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  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    Also I don't know about the trains but Cantide did nothing to hide their use of RNG.

    To me, day 1 deaths are a necessary evil. I understand that the game can't really begin until people start dying, but I hate seeing people effectively denied the chance to play at all. That's why I pretty much always RNG or joke vote on day 1 instead of joining bandwagons.

    Bedlam
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    @Preda @KetBra @McKid @DasUberEdward

    Still need to vote.

    Ties are boring.

    They make me yawn.

    See?

    That was me yawning right there.

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  • DeamonIzualDeamonIzual Registered User regular
    One last vote count before bed:

    Kwoaru [4] - Cythraul (23), Dragon6860 (24), Raiden333 (25), JusticeforPluto (27)
    Sir Fabulous [4] - JusticeforPluto (1), 38thDoe (6)(13), Kwoaru (21), Jdarksun (31), Auralynx (32)
    Auralynx [3] - premium (14), simulacrum (18), chamberlain (19), Kwoaru (20)
    JusticeforPluto [3] - SLyM (8), Phyphor (23), MrTLicious (26)
    KetBra [2] - JPants (11), AustinP0027 (12)
    premium [2] - Zombie Hero (9), schuss (15)
    Phyphor [2] - Sir Fabulous (5), Wildcat (29)
    Zombie Hero [1] - Gizzy (3), LostNinja (10)
    JPants [1] - Assuran (2)
    LostNinja [1] - Cantide (4)
    Schuss [1] - Heffling (7)
    Gizzy [1] - Bedlam (17)
    Preda [1] - JaysonFour (22)
    Cantide [1] - DeamonIzual (28)
    chamberlain [1] - LostNinja (30)
    JaysonFour [0] - Kwoaru (16)

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    What happens if the vote is tied?

    Sorry if I missed it in the OP, I looked for it.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    The first player in the tie to reach the tied vote count is killed.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    Kwoaru

    Does the vote close tonight?

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Oh hey I guess it does

    (Thanks for reminding me I'm playing this, Sir Fab)

    KetBra on
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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    For some reason i feel like KetBra deserves a grudge vote from the last vampire game.... I could be wrong though, if anyone feels like claiming responsibility. Or was it Auralynx?

    Last vampire game I made a super list of literally everyone ever

    ...and then got murdered/converted/double murdered by everyone like day 2

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Baidol wrote: »
    The first player in the tie to reach the tied vote count is killed.

    This seems kind of confusing. Like, I'm not planning on it, but according to the most recent vote count and votes, if I changed my vote from Kwoaru to Sir Fab, they would simultaneously become tied. In that situation, what would happen?

    edit: wait no my count is off. But pretend my hypothetical was true.

    Raiden333 on
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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Vote is closed. Narration incoming.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    The first player in the tie to reach the tied vote count is killed.

    This seems kind of confusing. Like, I'm not planning on it, but according to the most recent vote count and votes, if I changed my vote from Kwoaru to Sir Fab, they would simultaneously become tied. In that situation, what would happen?

    edit: wait no my count is off. But pretend my hypothetical was true.

    In this scenario, the player you voted for would die.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
    Heffling
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I killed my good friend MrT

    pew pew

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Right when I was trying to Seer him?

    Rude.

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    Hmmmm, very strange push to save Kwoaru.
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I killed my good friend MrT

    pew pew

    I pity the fool.

    Bedlam
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Hmmmm, very strange push to save Kwoaru.
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I killed my good friend MrT

    pew pew

    I pity the fool.

    I'd have thrown the not-me vote at him instead but Sir Fab was in range and telling people to vote for me.

    Have we ever not killed Kwoaru early?

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Night 1: Games For Sale, Bannings For Free

    A grand celebration had been planned for the new storefront's unveiling.

    The Lunar New Year was in high swing, and with it would come great joy, sales, and of course, profits. Even in the Newell's absence, the spice must flow. ...so to speak.
    One could imagine the administrator's surprise when banning MrTLicious revealed his profile to be a sham, a mere facade for a wretched retail employee. His account's deletion was swift and total.

    Two other users did not make it time for the sale. The accounts of both Assuran and Sir Fabulous were found to have been compromised by outside interference. Probably an outside hacker. Or those Feel The Bern guys. Their web presence was getting very industrious. Regardless of the cause, these two users were lost beyond repair.

    The deletion of JaysonFour's account matched none of these criteria, though. His account had neither been removed or compromised. It had been worse. It had been taken over by a competing service.

    That was even worse. Bannings and compromises were commonplace in the Newell's Realm... but selling out? Unforgivable. Stricken from the record with the blackest of marks.

    No Steam, no Sale.

    Kwoaru was not the most popular of the community. His predilection for taking up the best sales and keeping the keys for mass distribution had made him an easy target. One could only imagine his disappointment when his profile had been taken over and his unbridled love for dating sims revealed to the world.

    With the chaff cleared, the sale resumed. Hopefully the weekend would go more swimmingly... and profitable. Particularly with some new incentives that were rolled out that night.

    The Dead

    Kwoaru - Steam User: The Vote
    MrTLicious - Gamespot Employee: Banned
    Assuran - Steam User: Steamguard Shmeamguard
    Sir Fabulous - Steam User: Missing Hats
    Jayson Four - Steam User: Hostile Takeover

    Inactivity warning for @DasUberEdward, @McKid, and @Preda.
    New Mechanic: Card Collection and Badge Crafting

    While the voice of the winners are clearly very important, the voice of the almost-was are also crucial to our success as a company. As as a result, some players will receive a special card in their inventory at the end of each night. These cards come in three varieties: Gold, Silver, and Black. Each color comes as a set of three cards. Collect all three cards in a set and you can craft a badge, granting you access to wonderful prizes!

    Each player who voted for the second-place vote getter receives a card. Players can have a maximum of three cards in their inventory. Crafting a badge grants a player a one-time use power that depends on the color of the badge. Once a badge is consumed through use of the power, it can be crafted again. Players can have only one badge of a color at a time. Players may trade cards with other players. Trades are instantaneous once both players confirm the trades.

    PMs are going out. Please refrain from discussion until all PMs are dispensed.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
    Bedlam
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    All PMs are out. If you were expecting a PM, but did not receive one, please contact me.

    As it is the weekend, Day 2 is an extended day. Vote close is Sunday, February 5 at 10:00 PM CST.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    oo00oooo00ooo00oo0oo00oo0

    I'm playing the role of Luke Skywalker.



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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

    Day 1'd? On my first phalla in fourteen months?

    Kind of figures... :P

    Let me know if you get another phalla going!

    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

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    Bedlam
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Yikes this started faster than I thought. Uh dang.

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  • Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    Hmm...Ok, that was a bit rough...At least we got one of em.

    FTC: honk.
    FTC: HONK.

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  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    Ops, started before I expected... Wan't happen again.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    ooooOOOooOOOO

    there goes my perfect phalla record you monsteeeeeeeers

    0OO0OOooo

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