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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I'm worried about stealing, but fuck it.
    get sword

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    wandering
  • shimwoodshimwood Registered User regular
    Plot twist: it's your house but you're suffering from amnesia.

    South: 2 East: 0 West: 0 Aus: 0 Unplugged: 0
    wandering
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    That sans the amnesia is something I've sorta considered. Not really my house, but just like, I found this house in okay condition and I've set up in it while I'm doing adventuring in this area.

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    wanderingshimwood
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    I'm worried about stealing, but fuck it.
    get sword
    >get sword
    Taken.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Now that I've got something I think I'll go with
    i then diagnose
    because now that I've got something I wanna check my inventory just so that I can get an idea of what the inventory looks like in this game and because I've been meaning to take a look at what diagnose looks like as well and I figure I might as well know that out now as well.

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    wandering
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    >i. diagnose.
    You are carrying:
    A sword
    A leaflet

    You are in perfect health.
    You can be killed by a serious wound.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Alright, then!
    down

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Ov9u4Bw.jpg


    (imma save...)


    >save
    Please supply a filename for save
    Ok.


    >down
    You have moved into a dark place.
    The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.

    cB557
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    what is a grue

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    edited January 30
    cB557 wrote: »
    what is a grue
    >what is a grue
    The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

    (Oh dear.)

    (Also, huh, I actually didn't know, or else forgot, about the 'what is' and 'where is' commands. Neat.)

    wandering on
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I kinda wanna just restore right now since I kind doubt I can get out of this without being eaten by a grue, but at the same time I feel like I shouldn't just reload away from that, for memes' sake.
    swing sword

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    I kinda wanna just restore right now since I kind doubt I can get out of this without being eaten by a grue, but at the same time I feel like I shouldn't just reload away from that, for memes' sake.
    swing sword
    >swing sword
    Whoosh!

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    up

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    up
    >up
    The trap door is closed.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    open trap door
    yeah I know, probably not gonna work on account of it being barred, but it's worth a try.

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    wandering
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    open trap door
    yeah I know, probably not gonna work on account of it being barred, but it's worth a try.
    >open trap door
    The door is locked from above.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    yell for help

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    yell for help
    >yell for help
    I don't know the word "help".

    >say "help"
    Nothing happens.

    >fuck
    Such language in a high-class establishment like this!

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    yell

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    yell
    >yell
    Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    swing sword at trap door

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    swing sword at trap door
    >swing sword at trap door
    I've known strange people, but fighting a trap door?

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited January 31
    Well, I'm kinda out of ideas on that front.
    e

    cB557 on
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    wandering
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Well, I'm kinda out of ideas on that front.
    e
    >e
    Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

    **** You have died ****

    Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.

    Forest
    This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be sunlight.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    e

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
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    http://www.eblong.com/zarf/lolgrues/




    >e
    Forest Path
    This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    climb tree

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    climb tree
    >climb tree
    Up a Tree
    You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.
    Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest.
    In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    open egg

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    open egg
    >open egg
    You have neither the tools nor the expertise.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Well if I try to take it with me it'll probably break so
    down

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Well if I try to take it with me it'll probably break so
    down
    >d
    Forest Path
    This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    s

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    s
    >s
    North of House
    You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    e then w

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    e then w
    >e then w
    Behind House
    You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
    A small leaflet is on the ground.

    Kitchen
    You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
    A bottle is sitting on the table.
    The glass bottle contains:
    A quantity of water
    There is a brown sack here.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    up

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    ( Qi629Yx.png Hey! Listen! Did you notice the leaflet sitting outside the house?)

    >up
    You have moved into a dark place.
    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    (uh oh)

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I did not!
    down then east

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    I did not!
    down then east
    >down then east
    Kitchen
    You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
    A bottle is sitting on the table.
    The glass bottle contains:
    A quantity of water
    There is a brown sack here.

    Behind House
    You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
    A small leaflet is on the ground.

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