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Archer: *Now* it's done

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Quid wrote: »
    God damn Mallory's a badass.
    I like how after yelling and screaming for a couple hours she's all "Goddamn it, I'm going to have to rescue myself" and proceeds to completely dismantle Barry's prison. Also the truck driver at the end. It was great.

    Also I'm really glad Mallory is getting more screen time again. I remember last season there was some thought Jessica Walters might be unwell, because it seemed Mallory was getting sidelined a bit. Whatever happened, she is back in full ass kicking force this season.

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    ViskodViskod Registered User regular
    I think this episode would have worked better if it was just nearly completely Mallory centric, and we got to see her doing more kickass stuff getting back to town, and then peek in the agency and seeing Barry holding them all hostage and then devising a plan to break and take him out.

    Only to find out after she does so that through talking about mothers and looking for and finding his, Barry managed to put Archers shit behind him and reformed and got some development.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Krieger has successfully made himself even more creepy.

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    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Ghoti wrote: »
    Well, now there is a logical explanation for the teaser in the season opener
    The body in the pool is someone else wearing Kreiger's Archer face.

    Hah, that's too logical!
    there was also the mustache bodyguard in the first episode. I imagine we're gonna be getting a bunch of red herring possible alternative Archers before the end. ;p

    Oh brilliant
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ghoti wrote: »
    Well, now there is a logical explanation for the teaser in the season opener
    The body in the pool is someone else wearing Kreiger's Archer face.

    Hah, that's too logical!
    there was also the mustache bodyguard in the first episode. I imagine we're gonna be getting a bunch of red herring possible alternative Archers before the end. ;p

    Surprise twist!
    It's actually him, he's dead. Series over.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Archer can't die yet, he hasn't banged Joe Fraiser

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    evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    archer can't die yet, we don't know who his father is!
    surprise twist: we won't find out but barry turns out to be his brother.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    evilthecat wrote: »
    archer can't die yet, we don't know who his father is!
    surprise twist: we won't find out but barry turns out to be his brother.
    I was half-expecting the brother reveal in this episode.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    archer can't die yet, we don't know who his father is!
    surprise twist: we won't find out but barry turns out to be his brother.
    I was half-expecting the brother reveal in this episode.

    They were definitly fucking with us there.

    This episode was better than deadly prep but I hope Barry goes on a break for a bit. Kinda sick of him.
    They did literally bus him though

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Sorce wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    archer can't die yet, we don't know who his father is!
    surprise twist: we won't find out but barry turns out to be his brother.
    I was half-expecting the brother reveal in this episode.

    They were definitly fucking with us there.

    This episode was better than deadly prep but I hope Barry goes on a break for a bit. Kinda sick of him.
    They did literally bus him though

    I can take a Barry episode a season. They usually take them in different directions. I want a Katya episode. Maybe something where she has to work with Lana, and there isn't the Archer drama besides maybe some jokes in the beginning and end.

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    notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    God damn Mallory's a badass.
    I like how after yelling and screaming for a couple hours she's all "Goddamn it, I'm going to have to rescue myself" and proceeds to completely dismantle Barry's prison. Also the truck driver at the end. It was great.

    Also I'm really glad Mallory is getting more screen time again. I remember last season there was some thought Jessica Walters might be unwell, because it seemed Mallory was getting sidelined a bit. Whatever happened, she is back in full ass kicking force this season.
    "Archer is to blame for this" painted in red on the wall really made me crack up, as did her reaction to it.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    notdroid wrote: »
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    God damn Mallory's a badass.
    I like how after yelling and screaming for a couple hours she's all "Goddamn it, I'm going to have to rescue myself" and proceeds to completely dismantle Barry's prison. Also the truck driver at the end. It was great.

    Also I'm really glad Mallory is getting more screen time again. I remember last season there was some thought Jessica Walters might be unwell, because it seemed Mallory was getting sidelined a bit. Whatever happened, she is back in full ass kicking force this season.

    From what I heard
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    God damn Mallory's a badass.
    I like how after yelling and screaming for a couple hours she's all "Goddamn it, I'm going to have to rescue myself" and proceeds to completely dismantle Barry's prison. Also the truck driver at the end. It was great.

    Also I'm really glad Mallory is getting more screen time again. I remember last season there was some thought Jessica Walters might be unwell, because it seemed Mallory was getting sidelined a bit. Whatever happened, she is back in full ass kicking force this season.
    "Archer is to blame for this" painted in red on the wall really made me crack up, as did her reaction to it.
    I liked it because that means that Barry assumed that she would be able to free herself from the chair, and maybe escape.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Two parter episodes are such a tease . . .

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    Yeah, I was so disappointed when the episode ended, it was pretty fantastic until it just ended.

    "Now excuse me, I have to go kill some evil clowns."

    "Is that a boner?"

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    That was the best episode since Archer, Cyril, and Ray went on a jungle adventure.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    I'm kind of surprised that Archer hadn't killed all the clowns in 5 hours.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    So Mr. Romper is obviously somebody we know. His hostage choices are a bit much even for Archer

    Any guesses? Im going with Slater.

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    evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    oh god isn't the clown thing a reference to the very first episode?
    going to have to binge watch season 1 to find the line D:

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    So Mr. Romper is obviously somebody we know. His hostage choices are a bit much even for Archer

    Any guesses? Im going with Slater.

    Please, just Slater.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    I'm kind of surprised that Archer hadn't killed all the clowns in 5 hours.

    He may have had to wait for the boner to die down.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    Ha hah, oh my god.

    They all suck so much.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Well you say that but...

    Archer showed an unusual level of competence in how the outcome eventually came out.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    That is the best setup and payoff I think the show has ever done.

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Well you say that but...

    Archer showed an unusual level of competence in how the outcome eventually came out.

    Well.....nobody really did anything. They each took out a single guy and wandered about for a bit. So by them not doing anything it turned out better.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    I loved, that during this two partner, that the
    The sponsor of the gala, was "The American Tinnitus Association"

    And this season is " Archer: Vice " done right IMO.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Cabezone wrote: »
    Well you say that but...

    Archer showed an unusual level of competence in how the outcome eventually came out.

    Well.....nobody really did anything. They each took out a single guy and wandered about for a bit. So by them not doing anything it turned out better.

    I really like that three of them managed to each create an advantage and then proceeded to do nothing with it but, believably and completely unintentionally, fight amongst themselves.

    Also Lana pissed off about her dress. That was great.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Of course in real life SWAT cuffs hostages and suspects alike in the event the perpetrators try to do exactly what they did in this episode

    But the rule of funny and all

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    So are J K Simmons and his partner actually detectives, or are they also unlicensed PIs posing as detectives?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    So are J K Simmons and his partner actually detectives, or are they also unlicensed PIs posing as detectives?

    I was wondering about that. Detectives dont get authority over swat like that

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    KneelKneel Ten thick coats Registered User regular
    That last one slayed me. Disco Kung Fu Krieger!

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    Yeah, this one was non-stop hilarity.

    Next week-
    Slater!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I loved the way everybody kept doubling the bet.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    There was a joke that Archer made about Lois and Clark and Louis and Clark


    I didn't get it :(

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    There was a joke that Archer made about Lois and Clark and Louis and Clark


    I didn't get it :(

    He was referring to Ray and Cyril as Lois and Clark because Ray is gay so he gets called girl names

    Yeah I am not a fan of them either

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    There was a joke that Archer made about Lois and Clark and Louis and Clark


    I didn't get it :(

    I'm not sure I got the point either but I think it might have been something about these guys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_and_Clark_Expedition

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    There was a joke that Archer made about Lois and Clark and Louis and Clark


    I didn't get it :(

    He was mocking Ray's sexuality. It would be Louis and Clark but because it was Ray and Cyrill...

    I suppose to be fair it could be either of them he was calling Lois.

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    tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    There was a joke that Archer made about Lois and Clark and Louis and Clark


    I didn't get it :(



    He was making fun of Ray for being gay. Lois is a women's name.

    Louis and Clark are famous american explorers.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    I assumed it was also a reference to Lois and Clark, the 90's Superman show, and Ray thinking he had just gone with that instead of Lewis and Clark, the explorers.

    And then realizing that no, he was making a gay joke. Or a joke about Cyrill being a woman.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    "I could probably eat a whole bowl of germs."

    Oh god, that disinfectant bit brought forth so damn much funny.
    Especially when, after he discovers it's disinfectant, he keeps drinking it the rest of the episode.

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    KneelKneel Ten thick coats Registered User regular
    During the brawl, I only had eyes for Pam.

    And I have nothing to apologise for.

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