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Archer: *Now* it's done
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In general I'm against coups that do not driving tanks through walls though I have had my heart broken many a time that "Archer's Back!" pops up and it was nothing but dirty dirty lies.
OP updated.
Is this exactly what we wanted other Barry?
And check out the guest stars:
That's some six degrees of separation shit man.
Oh my god. Allow me to be the 1,000th person to say: Just once, please let him dip into the J Jonah Jameson bag of tricks. Demand pictures, call Archer a menace, whatever it takes.
Or Cave Johnson.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/archer-investigations-los-angeles
Apparently there's been a private investigator company called Archer in LA for a while. The woman who works there is named Cheryl (Or possibly Carol??).
http://www.archerpi.com/
Actually is this maybe viral marketing and/or a weird easter egg like that Krieger website?
"I'm so turned on I think I'm actually getting dehydrated"
Holy shit
This is the woman who said being murdered would give her the 'world's gushiest orgasm'.
something something drool eyeball
They should have had some honest successes just so we could have gotten a Cyril/Mallory/Pam/Carol episode showing them attempting to run that laundromat and actually do legitimate business to make laundering the money possible.
That's how the story should have progressed. Let Lana, Archer, and Ray have wacky antics trying to sell it, but they should have been allowed to sell some so we could have had the fun of watching Pam and Carol try to run a business under Cyril's instruction with Mallory wandering around micromanaging him.
Krieger could have gotten to hop back and forth between both groups managing collecting money/delivering coccaine from and to Archer Ray and Lana and dropping off the money to Cyril.
And I dunno give Woodhouse a shoe shine stand in front of the laundromat that ends up making more money than the laundromat itself.
can you explain what you mean by ending like arrested development? I didn't watch so if you can't I understand
In the end I think I just would rather see them being secret agents :P This Magnum P.I. thing is at least basically the same general idea as that, so I think this will work much better.
Yeah, that one was good. But it also didn't have a lot to do with the drugs, other than as a launching point. But I think that plotline only had so many good launching points like that :P
Its a formula that worked for Arrested Development. Each episode ends with the main characters' efforts ending in sitcommy failure or with disastrous side effects for reasons out of nowhere, usually some surprise fact in the end of the show, rendering all the efforts of an episode a waste. It gets to a point where in Season 3, a character goes "okay, let me make a choice, I already know its going to end in failure for some wacky reason" and it does.
In Archer seasons 5 and 6, the show is turning into this, where every mission ends in failure and every attempt at making money ends up with the money, or money source, spontaneously combusting because reasons. Remember the train episode where Archer complete a capture mission and Malory goes "did you get a reciept" in the last 30 seconds of the episode?" Yeah, that shit gets old. At least in the Saudi episode in season 6, the mission gradually snowballs into madness, rather than following that formula.
Archer needs to start winning at something. ISIS and crew are burning too many bridges.
At that point though it was still a fairly fresh joke for them to make. It WOULD be nice to see them succeed for a change.
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Another good one is in season 6.
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I would love to see more Krieger, but I would totally understand if they're wary of over-using him.
Also the dog, Khazak (sp). I wish he was around.
PS- praise little baby jesus for this new thread title.
FTFY
Amazon has a new preview thing up to buy for $0.00, shows some of the dynamics for this season it appears but it's only like a minute long.
We are also now 10 days away from new season. Brace yourselves.
buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/brace-yourself-for-the-biggest-shock-in-archer-history#.jkjZNa11z
You people should be ashamed of yourselves
Careful, they spoil the opening before actually letting you watch the clip, like a bunch of dummies.
But said scene is shocking as fuck.
Given the premise of the season:
Law and Order ≠ Justice
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