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The GOP Primary Thread: Beyond Thunderdome

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Of course they pull the ad because actors can't do work.



    Christ, what an asshole.

    More than that is that she's repented and is apparently a big conservative christian now.

    Which is, ya know, the central fucking point of the entire religion Cruz claims to practice but nope, did something wrong once now you can never ever appear in public again.

    Conservative Christians.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Of course they pull the ad because actors can't do work.



    Christ, what an asshole.

    More than that is that she's repented and is apparently a big conservative christian now.

    Which is, ya know, the central fucking point of the entire religion Cruz claims to practice but nope, did something wrong once now you can never ever appear in public again.

    Conservative Christians.

    Guartantee you more than a few of the people condemning her visit youporn/pornhub/etc. on a daily basis also.

    The hypocrisy is maddening.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    So I have been mostly keeping out of the electoral politics this early, but I do hear bits and pieces here and on NPR. I finally decided to look into this Rubio character that everyone is touting as the reasonable and moderate candidate in opposition to Trump and Cruz.

    Ha

    Hahahahahaha






    Anyway I'm selling all my possessions and going to live in a monastery. Fare well!

  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Of course they pull the ad because actors can't do work.



    Christ, what an asshole.

    More than that is that she's repented and is apparently a big conservative christian now.

    Which is, ya know, the central fucking point of the entire religion Cruz claims to practice but nope, did something wrong once now you can never ever appear in public again.

    Conservative Christians.

    Hey now, let's not be too hasty. Trying to stab people to death (only to be thwarted by a belt buckle) is the kind of wrong someone can repent for and then even run for president.

    But I guess attempted murder just isn't nearly as bad as sex work somehow.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Well, no. You can show attempted murder on television. Sex work is not allowed.

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I'm sad Christie is out. He was the only Republican running for president (let's be honest, Kasich is not running for president. He's running for vice president) that didn't fill me with existential terror.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    What a ringing endorsement to have.

    'I endorse so-and-so because they don't fillme with existential dread. Vote Quimby!'

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Ladai wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Most of the GOP candidates all seem to be campaigning that Trump absolutely can't win under any circumstance but also everyone else should just drop out.

    Which is an odd kind of alignment with Dem views.

    Yeah, none of them seem to believe that Trump or Cruz could ever be the nominee.

    And every other candidate is pretty much in the same position, with regard to the polls, below those two.

    So they just look around and basically say, "Hey, why should I drop out? I have just as much of a chance as anyone down here!"

    And so no one does. Making it easier for either Trump or Cruz to get a plurality in every race.

    So, what you're saying here is that the Republican candidates don't really understand how to solve collective action problems?

    Never woulda guessed it.

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  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Trump's response to all the "not a REAL conservative" pearl-clutching:



    "Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it, losers?".

    Meanwhile, Cruz brags that the race is between him and Trump:

    “What Iowa and New Hampshire demonstrate is that the only person in this field who can beat Donald Trump is me,” Cruz said on “The Mike Gallagher Show.” “The other candidates are not able to beat Donald Trump,” he added.

    “In many ways, this is becoming a two-person race between me and Donald Trump,” Cruz said.

    “You can’t beat Donald coming from the left,” he said. “If you campaign against Donald and say, ‘Hey, I’m more liberal than you, I’m more into amnesty than you, I’m going to be softer on radical Islamic terrorists than you,’ it doesn’t work.”

    Cruz argued that the best strategy is to, “nominate the strongest proven conservative to win, beat Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders in November, and turn this country around.”

    Trump has gotten where he is by being extreme right on that, which allowed him to go moderate on everything else, and it isn't enough? What?

    TryCatcher on
  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    I'm sad Christie is out. He was the only Republican running for president (let's be honest, Kasich is not running for president. He's running for vice president) that didn't fill me with existential terror.

    As a resident of Jersey, I have some bad news for you...

  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    TryCatcher on
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    what thread am I in?!

    Doodmann on
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Grifting.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Grifting.

    Oh, cool, we have something in common, I picked up RoS not too long ago and just hit 70 on my seasonal Barb

    Wait, wut

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Grifting.

    Oh, cool, we have something in common, I picked up RoS not too long ago and just hit 70 on my seasonal Barb

    Wait, wut

    Someone forgot to tell him the RMAH was scrapped. He thinks he needs to keep fundraising to afford those legendaries.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Bush polling in the double-digits? I'm shocked.

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  • notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Since Carson is polling as high as Undecided, I argue tomorrow's debate should have one random audience member on stage as a potential candidate.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    notdroid wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Since Carson is polling as high as Undecided, I argue tomorrow's debate should have one random audience member on stage as a potential candidate.

    That would be really fun. Make it a thing where one high school student debate contest winner gets a place at the debate.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Bush polling in the double-digits? I'm shocked.

    He's on the rise, I tell ya.

    People are warming to the "self-effacing doofus" shtick.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Why would the candidates agree to look that bad?

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    W. is apparently joining Jeb! on the actual campaign trail in South Carolina.

    So, Jeb(punctuation) is basically going the full "killer cure" route.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Of course they pull the ad because actors can't do work.



    Christ, what an asshole.

    More than that is that she's repented and is apparently a big conservative christian now.

    Which is, ya know, the central fucking point of the entire religion Cruz claims to practice but nope, did something wrong once now you can never ever appear in public again.

    Conservative Christians.

    Another thing I hate about these geese. He's an All Forgiving God. You can literally do anything, make a meaningful contrition (an apology with the intent to attempt to never perform the infraction again) and you are all set. You've got your keys to the gate back. It can be straight up mortal sins and you can get right with God with a simple meaningful apology. The death bed confession is basically a staple of the religion because you can apologize for everything there knowing you can't mess up again, and you get to go to heaven. That's essentially what last rights is for, so that if you didn't get the chance for a deathbed confession. On top of that, and again, Matthew 6: basically all of it (though in this case specifically Matthew 6:15). Man do these folks piss me off at their inability to grasp basic shit about their religion.

    Sleep on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    logically if you don't like change and a thing changed so you don't like it the only option is to go back to what was there before

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  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    notdroid wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Well, this week is SC. Let' see the polls:



    Pretty much the same as the RCP average. So, there's another crushing Trump victory incoming. Wonder who will quit this time. Money is on Kasich so far.

    EDIT: Missed "The Blade" below undecided. Heh.

    Carson with 5% in South Carolina is just, like, what the hell is he even doing in this race still.

    Since Carson is polling as high as Undecided, I argue tomorrow's debate should have one random audience member on stage as a potential candidate.

    "Ladies and gentlemen, for sending in the most box tops, please welcome to the stage, Jim Gilmore!".

    TubularLuggage on
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Of course they pull the ad because actors can't do work.



    Christ, what an asshole.

    More than that is that she's repented and is apparently a big conservative christian now.

    Which is, ya know, the central fucking point of the entire religion Cruz claims to practice but nope, did something wrong once now you can never ever appear in public again.

    Conservative Christians.

    Guartantee you more than a few of the people condemning her visit youporn/pornhub/etc. on a daily basis also.

    The hypocrisy is maddening.
    Well yeah. How do you think they found out?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:
    Ganges1876.jpg

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    It would possibly be the best thing if Trump ignited a larger fight between the GOP and catholics. Catholics and evangelicals supporting each other so well has been one of the big challenges.

    What is this I don't even.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Trump trash talks Pope, drives wedge between GOP and Catholics
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    @moniker where's the third one?

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:

    Trump is more these cartoons from Puck:

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    SJIgxZ9.jpg

    Simultaneously a bunch of hard workers taking our money and a bunch of lazy good for nothings.

  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:
    Ganges1876.jpg

    Okay, I always laugh at the papalgators, but what the FUCK is up with the woman being lead to the gallows?

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:
    Ganges1876.jpg

    Okay, I always laugh at the papalgators, but what the FUCK is up with the woman being lead to the gallows?

    Clearly she's a witch.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    I didn't know the Irish worked on Diablo 3.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    SJIgxZ9.jpg

    Simultaneously a bunch of hard workers taking our money and a bunch of lazy good for nothings.

    I love the "infernal machine manufacturing". With dynamite and powder... it's clearly weapons manufacturing. An infernal business the US would never have a hand in.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:

    Okay, I always laugh at the papalgators, but what the FUCK is up with the woman being lead to the gallows?

    Columbia, a personification of America not used that often these days.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Okay, I always laugh at the papalgators, but what the FUCK is up with the woman being lead to the gallows?

    From a quick google search:
    Perched atop the cliff, Tweed and members of his political machine lower Protestant children to the feeding grounds below. Columbia, Nast’s ever-faithful symbol of American compassion and justice, is bound and led away to a hangman’s gallows.

    http://thomasnastcartoons.com/irish-catholic-cartoons/the-american-river-ganges-1871/

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Trump trash talk, Trump vs. the Pope:

    On Fox Business Network Thursday morning, Stu Varney reminded Donald Trump that the Pope is going “to stand at the border” with migrants, and asked for his take on the matter.

    “I think that the Pope is a very political person,” Trump responded, before adding that he thinks the Pope is being used by Mexico to advance its interests against the United States.

    “I think he doesn’t understand the problems our country has,” he continued. “I don’t think he understands the danger of the open border that we have with Mexico. And I think Mexico got him to do it because Mexico wants to keep the border just the way it is because they’re making a fortune and we’re losing.”

    Or to summarize:
    Trump wrote:

    Okay, I always laugh at the papalgators, but what the FUCK is up with the woman being lead to the gallows?

    Columbia, a personification of America not used that often these days.

    I guess that comic WOULD predate the Statue of Liberty...

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  • Mr KhanMr Khan Not Everyone WAHHHRegistered User regular
    "The Landlord killing industry?"

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