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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    no that was a post from your mom

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    also whats the current pokemons

    MV5BOTY3NjU3OTY1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjI3Mjc4MQ@@._V1_UY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

    TrumpTowermon

    Ben_Carson_376_320_c1_center_top.jpg

    Pyramidmon

    Jebfrown.jpg?1433977334

    Losingthisprimarymon
    those are digimon you fake gamer girl

    ht_taylor_swift_kab_141111_16x9t_384.jpg

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    oh i took the ur mom quiz too

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    A facebook quiz told me that I am equal parts right and left brain oriented. Am I a superhero now?

    Its ok yo be jealous. I would be too.

    i think it just means your brain works

    NO IT HAS TO MEAN I AM THE BEST

    otherwise what have I been fighting for all my life?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    I know how it plays out. We were the only two interviewed. Our resumes and interview panel scoresheets go to the hiring manager who makes the call independent of them.

    They basically asked my boss to get references to slip in his packet, and did not do so for me.

    I didn't even WANT this job but that is FUCKED UP

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    I know how it plays out. We were the only two interviewed. Our resumes and interview panel scoresheets go to the hiring manager who makes the call independent of them.

    They basically asked my boss to get references to slip in his packet, and did not do so for me.

    I didn't even WANT this job but that is FUCKED UP

    but does this mean you can get ur bosses job

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    I know how it plays out. We were the only two interviewed. Our resumes and interview panel scoresheets go to the hiring manager who makes the call independent of them.

    They basically asked my boss to get references to slip in his packet, and did not do so for me.

    I didn't even WANT this job but that is FUCKED UP
    i'd guess they aren't supposed to do that but at the same time they posted a job listing as a way to shuffle someone around internally instead of actually, y'know, searching for candidates, so the process was never meant to be particularly fair

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    i don't understand lud

    but it's probably why you haven't gotten into the overwatch beta somehow

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    I know how it plays out. We were the only two interviewed. Our resumes and interview panel scoresheets go to the hiring manager who makes the call independent of them.

    They basically asked my boss to get references to slip in his packet, and did not do so for me.

    I didn't even WANT this job but that is FUCKED UP

    but does this mean you can get ur bosses job

    his job is going away. If he gets this job, he will be my coworker, not my boss.

    The bottom line is I want to lose fair and square but I'll be god damned if I lose unfair and unsquare

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.

    *drops chalk*

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    rFnqQFdl.jpg
    That made me laugh, and put me in a better mood while I'm finishing this safety plan. Today is the worst of Friday's.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.

    the-flash-2-04-preview-introduces-new-half-of-firestorm.jpg

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    i don't understand lud

    but it's probably why you haven't gotten into the overwatch beta somehow

    I am mad about this shark :P It's dirty pool. I do not like dirty pool.

    I am a lot of things but I pride myself on being ethical and expect the same from leadership.

    My feelings about this job in of itself are completely separate from the fact they they be cheating yo

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.
    where you a good looking man?

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I killed my interview
    my boss thinks he did ok

    my boss gets an email asking for references to send along with his interview packet to the hiring manager
    I definitely have not gotten such an email

    So I let this play out and then lawyer up right

    requesting references for an internal hire seems a bit dickish

    i dunno how these things actually work though, i haven't applied for a job in like 14 years

    I know how it plays out. We were the only two interviewed. Our resumes and interview panel scoresheets go to the hiring manager who makes the call independent of them.

    They basically asked my boss to get references to slip in his packet, and did not do so for me.

    I didn't even WANT this job but that is FUCKED UP

    but does this mean you can get ur bosses job

    his job is going away. If he gets this job, he will be my coworker, not my boss.

    The bottom line is I want to lose fair and square but I'll be god damned if I lose unfair and unsquare

    I'll be a reference for you!

    "Ludious probably knows what he's doing at [Job]. My degree has nothing to do with [Job], unless it does, but it qualifies me to say you should hire this raccoon person. Good luck or whatever."

    I ate an engineer
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.

    I took one that was about what you would look like in 50 years and it was some weird old dude with a huge beard.

    Sigh

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.

    I took one that was about what you would look like in 50 years and it was some weird old dude with a huge beard.

    Sigh
    But you're a pretty lady, facebook has failed you.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.
    where you a good looking man?

    http://i.imgur.com/DjUOwF5.jpg

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    is there an app to see how a person would look like as a shark?

    the-flash-king-shark.jpg?w=269&h=182

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Lud if your job keeps shafting you, you can work for me as my butler

    cleaning up the dominos boxes

    hiding the liquor whenever i enter one of my moods

    hitting me with a stick whenever i try to stop writing

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.
    where you a good looking man?

    http://i.imgur.com/DjUOwF5.jpg

    seems right

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Facebook's memories thing always reminds me of the incredibly stupid shit I said 4-5 years ago

    It's that nedroid comic but deliberately imposed on you by a faceless corporation

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    i don't understand lud

    but it's probably why you haven't gotten into the overwatch beta somehow

    I am mad about this shark :P It's dirty pool. I do not like dirty pool.

    I am a lot of things but I pride myself on being ethical and expect the same from leadership.

    My feelings about this job in of itself are completely separate from the fact they they be cheating yo

    is it dirty pool?

    ignoring the part where i don't understand why simply including references in one packet and not in another would somehow game the system

    is it not reasonable to conclude that they have seen more than enough of the capabilities of both you and your boss over the past however many years you guys have worked there

    and that should count for far more than some dumb interview

    and if they were blocked from just doing the re-org the way they wanted and had to create this new position just for your boss that they already know is a better fit and want to game the system the whole way cuz gov is dumb well

    i think it speaks more to the artificial limitations placed on gov hiring than you getting screwed or anything

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    a facebook quiz told me i was equal parts handsome and awesome

    A facebook app told me what I would look like if I was born a man.
    where you a good looking man?

    http://i.imgur.com/DjUOwF5.jpg
    You're a better looking man than I am...by quite a bit... Yeesh.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    "Hate is a powerful motivator. Look at fucking Adolf Hitler. Say what you want, that motherfucker did a lot!"

    I'm watching this Shia LaBeouf Livestream, lol.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDW4o6BYUE

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    the what would you look like as a dog app is fun guys

    you can do that

    see

    fun

    lRddaMw.png

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Facebook's memories thing always reminds me of the incredibly stupid shit I said 4-5 years ago

    It's that nedroid comic but deliberately imposed on you by a faceless corporation

    remember this from seven years ago Chanus?

    BUY GOLD WEIMAR REPUBLIC VOTE BOB BARR

    *squirms*

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Ok back to work for me. Fucking hell 4 down. 2 more to do. HATE!

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    brian im not sure if i want to kiss that face or punch it

    but it definitely stirs something within me

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Facebook's memories thing always reminds me of the incredibly stupid shit I said 4-5 years ago

    It's that nedroid comic but deliberately imposed on you by a faceless corporation

    remember this from seven years ago Chanus?

    BUY GOLD WEIMAR REPUBLIC VOTE BOB BARR

    *squirms*

    I should start deleting the fuck out of mine

    In five years I'll have a clean facebook not full of stupid shit, since I don't post anymore

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I used powershell and a list of pokemon to confirm

    none of them have names ending in -mon

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Facebook's memories thing always reminds me of the incredibly stupid shit I said 4-5 years ago

    It's that nedroid comic but deliberately imposed on you by a faceless corporation

    There isn't much on my facebook, since I started it only about a year and a half ago, but somehow there are a lot of pictures on there that cause regrets. It's kind of bullshit.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    the what would you look like as a dog app is fun guys

    you can do that

    see

    fun

    lRddaMw.png
    Russell-Tovey-009.jpg

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I used powershell and a list of pokemon to confirm

    none of them have names ending in -mon

    Ditto's Japanese name does.

    I ate an engineer
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    what taylor swift song are you? take this poll to find out!

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    man i do like shia labeouf

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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    what taylor swift song are you? take this poll to find out!

    Coincidentally doubles as a "Which Taylor Swift Ex/Katy Perry are you!" Quiz

    I ate an engineer
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I used powershell and a list of pokemon to confirm

    none of them have names ending in -mon

    Ditto's Japanese name does.

    You're fired.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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