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[Pokemon] SuMo Time!

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Uh, people are going to interpret it darkly.

    Especially if it's fluffy and harmless.

    That's not even a problem, though.

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Charmander dying? That's weak sauce (and possibly untrue) in terms of dark Pokedex entries.

    Everyone knows the true horror is Parasect.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    It's just the first one by number. Agreed it's nit as bad as others

    Hell, just pick a ghost type.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    The first Ghost-type, Red & Blue.
    Almost invisible, this gaseous Pokémon cloaks the target and puts it to sleep without notice.

  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    I don't know, the dex entry about how Cubone wears it's mother's skull as a helmet is the one that gets me.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Until you can use the daycare and withdraw a very much alive marowak and numerous cubone eggs.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Listen guys, we've already established that the PokeDex is just what happens when you send a bunch of barely literate children out into the wild and tell them to take notes on the various monsters they encounter.

    Its like if Wikipedia were edited entirely by particularly dumb 5th graders.

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  • LD50LD50 Registered User regular
    When your Paras evolves into a Parasect, is it still the same pokemon?

  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    I don't know, the dex entry about how Cubone wears it's mother's skull as a helmet is the one that gets me.

    Is it supposedly wearing the skull helmet its mother had, or its mother's actual skull? What happens to the mother's old skull helmet?

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    I always love it when the Pokedex gets weirdly dark.

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    On the other hand, Swablu likes to sit on people's heads like a hat.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    I also like it when the pokedex gets ridiculously adorable.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    I don't know, the dex entry about how Cubone wears it's mother's skull as a helmet is the one that gets me.

    Is it supposedly wearing the skull helmet its mother had, or its mother's actual skull? What happens to the mother's old skull helmet?

    From Serebii:

    X It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly.
    Y It always wears the skull of its dead mother, so no one has any idea what its hidden face looks like.

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  • Dr. Phibbs McAtheyDr. Phibbs McAthey Registered User regular
    I am playing through White for the (mostly) first time, after having bought it at launch, gotten three badges, and then life happened and I forgot about it. I transferred all my pokes recently to the bank and started over because hell if I could remember what I was doing at the time. My goal is to get through the main game so I can transfer all of my rad pokes from Pearl/SoulSilver to it, then to the bank. I've got pokes that are older than the original DS on my SoulSilver cart I want to carry into SuMo because reasons.
    I'm now about 15 hours in and haven't even cleared the first gym. Is there a watershed moment at any point in this game where I don't have to slam my face into a grindstone for 10 levels per poke between every damn gym? I figured out about 5 hours ago (played) about the Audinos creeping in the bushes, but haven't really figured out a good method for triggering shaky bushes.
    God, I hope SuMo rebalances the grind. They've got me on the hook already, but a guy only has so much time for running his pokes through the gauntlet.

  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Enlong wrote: »
    Well, the basic thought ("catching animals and having them battle is kinda messed up if you think about it.") is one that preceded and outlived Black and White, so at the very least it's a resonant one.

    At the same time, though, saying "yeah Plasma's right" would be to deny the premise of the whole series.

    Pokemon battles are like Martial art competitions. The actual catching thing is a weird Japanese culture thing related to Beetle fights
    Martial arts competitions where small aquatic animals can be electrocuted by larger animals until they pass out from the pain.

    I mean, it works in the context they set up that pokemon just sort of naturally love to engage in combat and compete with other pokemon but still kind of a fucked up concept at it's heart of making your pets engage in violence for sport.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    What is a pokemon? A miserable pile of megastones.

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  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    I am playing through White for the (mostly) first time, after having bought it at launch, gotten three badges, and then life happened and I forgot about it. I transferred all my pokes recently to the bank and started over because hell if I could remember what I was doing at the time. My goal is to get through the main game so I can transfer all of my rad pokes from Pearl/SoulSilver to it, then to the bank. I've got pokes that are older than the original DS on my SoulSilver cart I want to carry into SuMo because reasons.
    I'm now about 15 hours in and haven't even cleared the first gym. Is there a watershed moment at any point in this game where I don't have to slam my face into a grindstone for 10 levels per poke between every damn gym? I figured out about 5 hours ago (played) about the Audinos creeping in the bushes, but haven't really figured out a good method for triggering shaky bushes.
    God, I hope SuMo rebalances the grind. They've got me on the hook already, but a guy only has so much time for running his pokes through the gauntlet.

    Just keep going back and forth. One of them will eventually pop out.

    I don't remember having so much trouble that I had to grind, though.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    One of the first things I was ever told about pokemon is that they's ornery and will beat the shit out of kids without bodyguards.

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I just got to move "organize boxes" to the top of the PC menu in ORAS. Why the hell is that something that you get to do partway through the game and not just the default?

    Actually, why haven't they just gotten rid of "withdraw" and "deposit" generations ago?

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  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    One of the first things I was ever told about pokemon is that they's ornery and will beat the shit out of kids without bodyguards.
    Would not surprise me if wild squirtles have killed small children who get too close without pokeballs and then drag their corpses to their dark lair.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    One of the first things I was ever told about pokemon is that they's ornery and will beat the shit out of kids without bodyguards.

    As well they should. There's kids running around ready to throw the first pokemon they see into a digital hellscape from which the only escape is brutal combat.

    I'd beat the shit out of kids to avoid that too.

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    there are so many screwed up pokedex entries.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Pokemon love combat. Only losing makes them unhappy.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Pokemon love combat. Only losing makes them unhappy.

    Every time an NPC says that in game I'm always reminded of those assholes who are all like "nah guys the slaves loved work, it was great".

    Pokemon is way more fun if you view it as one giant unreliable narration.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    "Hellscape" is a great word for coloring things.


    I feel like the main Pokemon games would have a lot less of an inextricable dark undertone the developers never wanted, if it just straight up did not have humans in it.

    Like if the context was instead a band of Pokemon (who could speak to each other) traveling the land with the goal of being the best and establishing their own sort of mobile dojo on their road to the championship, gathering recruits who have lost to them and want to learn their fighting style.

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  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Well, that's basically the premise of the Mystery Dungeon games.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Pokemon love combat. Only losing makes them unhappy.

    Every time an NPC says that in game I'm always reminded of those assholes who are all like "nah guys the slaves loved work, it was great".

    Pokemon is way more fun if you view it as one giant unreliable narration.

    Have you met a pokemon? They're violent people.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Pokemon love combat. Only losing makes them unhappy.

    Every time an NPC says that in game I'm always reminded of those assholes who are all like "nah guys the slaves loved work, it was great".

    Pokemon is way more fun if you view it as one giant unreliable narration.

    Have you met a pokemon? They're violent people.

    (poke)Men become what their environment expects them to be.

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  • General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Enlong wrote: »
    Until you can use the daycare and withdraw a very much alive marowak and numerous cubone eggs.

    What everyone doesn't realize is that marowak skulls are like shark's teeth. Losing their head is no big deal.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
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  • KandenKanden Registered User regular
    Man, wondertrade is on fire today (with probably hacked pokemon) got a shiny raikou and a shiny koffing while clearing out the last few breeding projects.

  • TDawgTDawg Registered User regular
    Is horrifying mortal combat as much of a moral issue when you have wide-spread free instantaneous magic health care? People always discuss how horrible it is for Pokemon to beat each other up, but never consider that the advances in health care in the Pokemon world make injuries merely temporary, while the bonds forged in the heat of battle last well beyond.
    Wild Pokemon are screwed, though.
    The answer: Yes, yes it is a moral issue.

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    aw that would be fun
    never get anything out of the ordinary

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  • General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    It's not really mortal combat. I've never once seen a pokemon die or even become crippled as the result of a pokemon battle. Even the wild ones. It's simply a martial sport like one of the many examples that you can find in literally any culture.

    The most brutal thing I've ever seen depicted in pokemon was the one time Mewtwo turned Ash to stone or something before pokemon tear magic revitalized him. That was weird.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    It's not really mortal combat. I've never once seen a pokemon die or even become crippled as the result of a pokemon battle. Even the wild ones. It's simply a martial sport like one of the many examples that you can find in literally any culture.

    The most brutal thing I've ever seen depicted in pokemon was the one time Mewtwo turned Ash to stone or something before pokemon tear magic revitalized him. That was weird.
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  • General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    What percentage of the Pokemon playerbase do you expect has ever seen that? I'm guessing single digits at best.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Pokemon Adventure is still ongoing, somehow. Satoshi Tajiri is apparently a big fan.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Zangoose and Seviper kill each other regularly?

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Zangoose and Seviper kill each other regularly?

    You should read what Heatmor do to Durant.


    (though in game terms Heatmor is a profoundly bad pokemon and a Durant would flatten it)

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    What percentage of the Pokemon playerbase do you expect has ever seen that? I'm guessing single digits at best.

    I'm not sure how that's related to the question of the most brutal thing depicted in the franchise.

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