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[Superheroes] Superman inadvertently snaps neck of Rotten Tomatoes score.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    BVS was doomed the moment they refused to use a Limozeen song as their main theme

    Heaaaaaaart of a lion
    And the wiiiiiiings of a bat

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    BVS was doomed the moment they refused to use a Limozeen song as their main theme

    Heaaaaaaart of a lion
    And the wiiiiiiings of a bat

    BECAUSE, IT'S MIDNITE

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    So BvS comes out tomorrow in Australia and being known as "the nerd" at work has people asking me if I'm going to see it. They are stunned when I say no, I will not be seeing it in theaters and will probably wait for it to be out on a streaming service or the next time I take a long flight.

    They ask me why I won't see it and I try to explain but then they ask me why I think it will be bad and I go a bit deeper, which involves talking about Snyder and MoS and what's great about Superman and then they realize that holy shit Viv is a NERD but also not a REAL nerd cuz why wouldn't she see every superhero movie that comes out?

    I've resorted to saying that even Henry Cavill won't get me in to see it just to give the message that I REALLY AM NOT GONNA SEE IT.

    My braiiiin.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Screen International
    Fionnuala Halligan
    Mar 22, 2016

    40

    Even given that lazy stereotyping is the point of her schtick, Vardalos’ broad routine hasn’t aged well, her heavily-(and widely-) accented ‘oily’ Greek family an uncomfortable, almost retro fit for today’s global sensitivities. Apart from that, the gags just aren’t that funny.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This bit is now classic and you are doomed to post thousands of review snippets or else be a gutless quitting coward who can't commit

    Do you have money? Would you like to share your money with me? I could use some. It seems crazy but crazy stuff happens all the time so who can say really. Money please.
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Slant Magazine
    Eric Henderson
    Mar 22, 2016

    38

    As far as shameless excuses to rehash crowd-pleasing gags from the first film go, it doesn't particularly go about its duties cynically.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    So BvS comes out tomorrow in Australia and being known as "the nerd" at work has people asking me if I'm going to see it. They are stunned when I say no, I will not be seeing it in theaters and will probably wait for it to be out on a streaming service or the next time I take a long flight.

    They ask me why I won't see it and I try to explain but then they ask me why I think it will be bad and I go a bit deeper, which involves talking about Snyder and MoS and what's great about Superman and then they realize that holy shit Viv is a NERD but also not a REAL nerd cuz why wouldn't she see every superhero movie that comes out?

    I've resorted to saying that even Henry Cavill won't get me in to see it just to give the message that I REALLY AM NOT GONNA SEE IT.

    My braiiiin.

    One of the many reasons I appreciate this forum and have been here for the last eight years.

    We can talk about this stuff at length without witnessing the dawning realization of horror on somebody's face when they realize that the nerdy question they absentmindedly asked the local nerd actually has a real and lengthy answer.

    Tldr I like you guys

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever like a youtube film review

    I suddenly want us to force Rorshach to make a youtube review series reviewing other Youtube film reviews.

    I can make this happen.

    I just need a box, some string, and some coors light tallboys.

    well, i guess the plus side to gnawing your own arm off is you have less blood therefore it is easier to raise your bac

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    Gustav
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I'll probably buy a ticket to Deadpool on Thursday and sneak into a showing of BvS.

    Because I want to experience the schlock, but not encourage bad cinema

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Does anyone have that comic page where Superman returns the bent up bike wheel to a kid and bends it back for him? I think it was from Injustice Gods Among us, but I can't find it anywhere

  • KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    I'll probably buy a ticket to Deadpool on Thursday and sneak into a showing of BvS.

    Because I want to experience the schlock, but not encourage bad cinema

    Tickets are selling really well so you probably won't be able to sneak into a showing this weekend.

    If I go see it, I'll probably go next week some time in the morning when there aren't so many people.

  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Does anyone have that comic page where Superman returns the bent up bike wheel to a kid and bends it back for him? I think it was from Injustice Gods Among us, but I can't find it anywhere

    http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/08/11/injustice-gods-among-us-having-its-cake-eating-it-then-making-us-go-on-a-diet/

    Bucketman
  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka What Would Nyarlathotep Do? Registered User regular
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    Damn, that's a good summation

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Dude who wrote that, IIRC, was a huge Superman fan and was super excited to finally get to write a superman story.. and it wound up being the "How Superman became an asshole" prequel story for the Injustice videogame.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    the injustice comic is very good and I hope that guy gets to write something he really cares about

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    the injustice comic is very good and I hope that guy gets to write something he really cares about

    he's currently writing All-New Wolverine, which is fantastic

    he also just did a three issue arc on Batman/Superman that was really good

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    the injustice comic is very good and I hope that guy gets to write something he really cares about

    he's currently writing All-New Wolverine, which is fantastic

    he also just did a three issue arc on Batman/Superman that was really good

    Good for him!

    I know people were caught up on what superman does to go bad in the injustice game but its actually pretty well written and GOOD superman's speech to bad superman in that thing is great

    Weirdly, Injustice is a great rebuttal to what BvS wants superheroes to be

    from the fucking mortal kombat team

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I wish DC had something like Marvel Unlimited. There are a lot of older DC stories I would love to read, but I don't want to drop $20-30 for something that might just be Ok and from 30 years ago

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    there was a scene in a newer episode of supergirl that reminded me a lot of superman 3, so now i like that show just fine.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Gustav wrote: »
    it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever like a youtube film review

    I suddenly want us to force Rorshach to make a youtube review series reviewing other Youtube film reviews.

    I can make this happen.

    I just need a box, some string, and some coors light tallboys.

    Olde English.

    It would be Olde English, not Coors Light.

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Holy crap, Agents of SHIELD
    Does Most Wanted have a confirmed premiere date? It's gotta be soon now!
    I didn't expect them to do it so soon. I figured it would either be the season finale or the beginning of next season. I admit, I did tear up a bit when Mack was looking at Bobbi at the bar :(

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I'll probably buy a ticket to Deadpool on Thursday and sneak into a showing of BvS.

    Because I want to experience the schlock, but not encourage bad cinema

    I've said it before, but just pay for the right movie. This tactic is bizarre and petty.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever like a youtube film review

    I suddenly want us to force Rorshach to make a youtube review series reviewing other Youtube film reviews.

    I can make this happen.

    I just need a box, some string, and some coors light tallboys.

    Olde English.

    It would be Olde English, not Coors Light.

    Not if I'm buying

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever like a youtube film review

    I suddenly want us to force Rorshach to make a youtube review series reviewing other Youtube film reviews.

    I can make this happen.

    I just need a box, some string, and some coors light tallboys.

    Olde English.

    It would be Olde English, not Coors Light.

    Not if I'm buying

    Pssh...

    Half-measures

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    it'll be a cold day in hell before i ever like a youtube film review

    I suddenly want us to force Rorshach to make a youtube review series reviewing other Youtube film reviews.

    I can make this happen.

    I just need a box, some string, and some coors light tallboys.

    Olde English.

    It would be Olde English, not Coors Light.

    Not if I'm buying

    Pssh...

    Half-measures

    Full-measures would be a waste of all of our skills and resources.

    Also they don't have Olde English at the gas station on my street. And I'm not going further than that for beer for other people.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you motherfuckers

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I know @Rorshach Kringle.

    I know Rorshach Kringle like Robert Muldoon knew those raptors.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I know @Rorshach Kringle.

    I know Rorshach Kringle like Robert Muldoon knew those raptors.

    And I'm Chris Pratt. Inferior in everyway.

    But I live at the end.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    it's true

    @Zonugal and i are destined to destroy each other

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    Zonugal
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I wouldn't put the work into it frankly

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you're gonna be collateral damage like the skeleton in the lobby

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    If your going to make the man drink shit beer why not go all the way, Natural Ice, Molson, and Big Flats

  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I would go Beer 30 Ice if a wanted one to truly suffer.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    ahahahahha

    yes

    "make" me drink shitty beer

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Big Flats is sold for $0.10 a can at the local Walgreens. It tastes like what you would expect

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    If your going to make the man drink shit beer why not go all the way, Natural Ice, Molson, and Big Flats

    I still think the shittiest beer I've ever had is Steel Reserve. Rainier Beer was a pretty close second when I was 20, but now that I'm older and have had Corona Light...eeg. May as well pour a can of High Life into a gallon of water if you want to drink Corona Light.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    ten cent beers?

    bucketman do you live in heaven?

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Steel Reserve or Natty Ice is the beer you take when you go floating. Because if you tip the canoe and lose the beer you will not cry.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Steel Reserve or Natty Ice is the beer you take when you go floating. Because if you tip the canoe and lose the beer you will not cry.

    maybe you won't

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