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Fire Emblem [chat]: Waifu Wars

HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered User regular
In this [chat] we will learn about Fire Emblem: Fates, the newest entry into the Fire Emblem series for 3DS. What is Fire Emblem? Well, I could tell you. Or you could watch this, which basically sums it all up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SrmXanNn2o

In Fire Emblem: Fates, you flirt with many male and female prospects in order to build a relationship, choose your lifelong mate, then have awkwardly implied sexual encounters in your Private Quarters. Sometimes, the game will ask you to rouse your sleeping spouse from their slumber by gently touching their charming anime faces with your stylus (aka Phallus), or blow on their faces by blowing gently into the mic (because...they're...warm?). The unions you choose will result in offspring who will be appropriately aged up by some not-at-all groanworthy plot device to join your army and become unstoppable forces of destruction on the battlefield.

The game does allow you to marry your royal Brothers and Sisters. Some of us (me) find this a bridge too far. Albeit, only for Birthright, in which you fight with the innocent and obviously good Hoshido. Maybe in Conquest, the dark and brooding kingdom that's more like Westeros, incest will fly. Xander-chan....

Oh and sometimes you play a tactical RPG on a map with your units in between matching up your anime dolls and your units can die forever and there is no shame in save scumming or playing on Normal mode, P10

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    3DS more like 3DinceSt

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    hockey guy comfirmed waifu material?

    Bless your heart.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ooh the delayed onset hangover

    huzzah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Excellent. Animu in disguise chat.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I've had one email in the last 6 hours

    Work has been boring today

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Shameful, just shameful. This was Nintendo's chance to finally gun for that X rating.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    true language?

    afrika-bambaataa-planet-rock.jpg

    saussure wept

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I like Fire Emblem, but I hate how they intersperse my breeding simulator with that stupid little tactics battle minigame.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    its funny because hard is actually hard so i've been playing stardew valley instead
    its more my speed

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Stardew Valley has stolen all of my Fire Emblem time. At least it has waifus, too.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    If hot coffee had been in a mario game instead of GTA that would have been more fun.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    /actually saves half finished chat in "chat OPs" google doc this time, instead of leaving it empty and useless

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    So the christian cruise ep of Always Sunny.

    Dennis... my my god god

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I really want a 3DS

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    its funny because hard is actually hard so i've been playing stardew valley instead
    its more my speed

    OH IS IT NOW

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Listening to Hidden Brain while doing work writing an SOP on my big project.

    Huh, if we continued to marry similar to the 1950's across economic lines would of reduced economic inequality by ~20%. I want to read this study.

    I guess government match making shall be required.

    Line up meat bags.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Oh good, thanks Hakkes. I was just wondering if the latest eugenics simulator is any good.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    If hot coffee had been in a mario game instead of GTA that would have been more fun.

    "Yah! Wah! Woohoo!"

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    CPAC. Fighting for your right to bear arms. Anywhere but here.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Listening to Hidden Brain while doing work writing an SOP on my big project.

    Huh, if we continued to marry similar to the 1950's across economic lines would of reduced economic inequality by ~20%. I want to read this study.

    I guess government match making shall be required.

    Line up meat bags.

    So...ponfar?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    So the christian cruise ep of Always Sunny.

    Dennis... my my god god
    I love Dee catching on to the boat implications right away.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    its funny because hard is actually hard so i've been playing stardew valley instead
    its more my speed

    OH IS IT NOW

    stardew valley has waifus too.
    i saw it on a strim

    Bless your heart.
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    So the christian cruise ep of Always Sunny.

    Dennis... my my god god

    I can't wait to get to it, this is the second post like this about it

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Oh good, thanks Hakkes. I was just wondering if the latest eugenics simulator is any good.

    I live to serve

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    CPAC. Fighting for your right to bear arms. Anywhere but here.

    http://i.imgur.com/t6qQxtE.jpg

    specifically while wayne lapierre is speaking even

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    true language?

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    saussure wept

    One time I was listening to a reliable mezzo soprano (I think Jennifer Larmore) and suddenly realized the song was in English and I could understand everything she was saying

    And the spell was broken and she was no longer a bird molded in lifelong service to older beauties and I was just some guy who was going to die someday

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    So the christian cruise ep of Always Sunny.

    Dennis... my my god god

    I can't wait to get to it, this is the second post like this about it

    Mac's pretty great in it, too.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Listening to Hidden Brain while doing work writing an SOP on my big project.

    Huh, if we continued to marry similar to the 1950's across economic lines would of reduced economic inequality by ~20%. I want to read this study.

    I guess government match making shall be required.

    Line up meat bags.

    I am prepared to accept my governmentally mandated rich wife.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Alt answer: it's a grid so by definition it's a truer language

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    its funny because hard is actually hard so i've been playing stardew valley instead
    its more my speed

    OH IS IT NOW
    there's no failstate so i can just lazily fish my virtual days and also my free time away

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Interview #3 for this prosthetic company set for the week of the 14th, woo!

    This one is in person!

    WOO!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Someone should make a joke cartoon that is about the right to bear arms, like the animal bear.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Someone should make a joke cartoon that is about the right to bear arms, like the animal bear.

    ..they arlready have this
    they even sell shirts for it

    Bless your heart.
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Someone should make a joke cartoon that is about the right to bear arms, like the animal bear.

    Never!

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Interview #3 for this prosthetic company set for the week of the 14th, woo!

    This one is in person!

    WOO!

    GET PAID

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Interview #3 for this prosthetic company set for the week of the 14th, woo!

    This one is in person!

    WOO!

    way to get a leg up on the competition!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Someone should make a joke cartoon that is about the right to bear arms, like the animal bear.

    ..they arlready have this
    they even sell shirts for it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlT1OMGD28

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Someone should make a joke cartoon that is about the right to bear arms, like the animal bear.

    ..they arlready have this
    they even sell shirts for it

    Also, the right to arm bears.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    what about the right to bare arms

    what about the right to babe arms

    what about the right to baby farms

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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