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Your Astronaut's Luggage

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    A record player and Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call.

    Gonna take the fight to them.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Lube

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    A copy of Infinite Jest and also the complete series of Captain Underpants when I remember I'm too stupid for Infinite Jest

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Lube

    One massive rocket and two smaller ones attached to the spacecraft. The two smaller ones hold the necessary rocket fuel. The biggest one holds the crew's communal lube.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    A copy of Infinite Jest and also the complete series of Captain Underpants when I remember I'm too stupid for Infinite Jest

    God, the Captain Underpants books were good.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    50 POUNDS OF LAAAAAADIES!

    YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT FELLAS!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I'd load a refrigerated container of ground beef.

    Gotta have burgs on Mars

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    50 POUNDS OF LAAAAAADIES!

    YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT FELLAS!

    I don't know how much a fleshlight weighs, but that's a lot of masturbation aids.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    50 POUNDS OF LAAAAAADIES!

    YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT FELLAS!

    I don't know how much a fleshlight weighs, but that's a lot of masturbation aids.

    Well you could mix things up with one of those silicon torsos.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    A guitar is a pretty great idea

    The first music played on Mars: country.

    The first music played on Mars would be punk rock

    Because I definitely don't know more than three chords

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    the answer all along

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    I hope there's a Kanye West conspiracy theory about that cover.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    240 dollars worth of pudding.

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    dporowskidporowski Registered User regular
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    240 dollars worth of pudding.

    Awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Potatoes

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    A guitar is a pretty great idea

    The first music played on Mars: country.

    The first music played on Mars would be punk rock

    Because I definitely don't know more than three chords

    Why would that be a problem for playing Country music?

    I'm bringing the mandolin.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'd load a refrigerated container of ground beef.

    Gotta have burgs on Mars

    You know grilling is out of the question, right?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'd load a refrigerated container of ground beef.

    Gotta have burgs on Mars

    You know grilling is out of the question, right?

    We choose to grill on Mars. We choose to grill on Mars in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I hope there's a Kanye West conspiracy theory about that cover.

    Good news, there is, and it's amazing

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I would bring a joke answer.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I'm not going to Mars with you.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    My 45-pound xenomorph suit and five pounds of jerky, because jerky is fuckin' tasty.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Important question- Are booze part of the ship's rations?

    If not, then I choose 23658.8 milliliters of single malt.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Important question- Are booze part of the ship's rations?

    If not, then I choose 23658.8 milliliters of single malt.

    What brand?

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Extra space Food & water, just in case.
    Don't want to starve.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Important question- Are booze part of the ship's rations?

    If not, then I choose 23658.8 milliliters of single malt.

    What brand?

    Mostly Glenfiddich with the occasional dram of Macallan.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Reginald wrote: »

    aka "I intend to recreate that one air tube scene from Rocket Man."

    Madican on
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    wait does it really only take 6 months

    that's not that bad, we were taking that long to cross the atlantic only a few centuries ago

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    wait does it really only take 6 months

    that's not that bad, we were taking that long to cross the atlantic only a few centuries ago

    Yeah, but once you get there, you're there for 18 months no matter what. The launch windows that make it a 6 month trip versus a much longer one are relatively short.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    So I've been discussing this with some of my students in my after-school program.

    Here is what I have:

    Music (Digitally stored)
    * The Beatles
    * Pink Floyd
    * Daft Punk
    * Michael Jackson
    * Black Eyed Peas
    * GTA: Vice City Box Set
    * Gustav Holst's The Planets
    * Enya
    * The BeeGees
    * Abba
    * Ambient Sounds/Music

    Movies (Digitally stored)
    * Jurassic Park
    * Army of Darkness
    * Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    * The Lord of the Rings trilogy
    * Beauty & the Beast
    * Aladdin
    * The Emperor's New Groove
    * Starship Troopers
    * Die Hard
    * Galaxy Quest
    * Mortal Kombat

    Television (Digitally stored)
    * Lost (the entire series)
    * Planet Earth (the entire series)
    * The Simpsons (seasons 3-7)
    * Human Target (season 1)
    * Hannibal (the entire series)
    * Ken Burns' The National Parks: America's Best Idea
    * It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (the entire series)
    * Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (the entire series)

    Books (Digitally Stored)
    * The Lord of the Rings series/The Hobbit
    * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
    * A Song of Fire & Ice series
    * The Dune series
    * The Martian Chronicles series
    * Self-Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
    * The Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant
    * Aesop's Fables
    * The Gay Science: With a Prelude in Rhymes and an Appendix of Songs by Friedrich Nietzsche
    * The Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle
    * A dictionary
    * The DC Comics Encyclopedia, Updated and Expanded Edition
    * The Marvel Encyclopedia: The Definitive Guide to the Characters of the Marvel Universe

    Video Games (Digitally stored [some of them being ROMS])
    * Super Mario All-Stars
    * The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition
    * Mega Man Anniversary Collection
    * Worms: Battlegrounds
    * The Sims 4
    * SimCity 4

    Video Games (physically)
    * Game Boy Advance: SP
    * The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (gba)
    * Pokemon Yellow
    * Logitech Gamepad F310

    Software
    * Rosetta Stone (French)
    * Adobe Photoshop
    * Apple Garageband

    Misc.
    * 7 decks of playing cards
    * Pack of poker chips
    * Harmonica
    * 1 lb. of Red Pepper Flakes
    * 1 lb. of gaming dice

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    25 pounds of pot and a 25 pound bong

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    sadly building an air recycling system that can handle dank fumes is beyond even NASA

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    good, fuckit, let's hotbox the galaxy wooooo

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Assuming that new digital stuff can be sent to the craft I'll focus on physical stuff.

    Um. A good pc and vr equipment? You could probably still play Civ V multiplayer even with the transmission delay. You'd be able to get a game done by the time you get back.

    Really, most of my physical interests involve being outside in some way.

    Hmm, Nerf guns. Some board games (it'd probably be better to digitise those but there's nothing like a physical board game). It'd be a chance to try some of the longer games.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    good, fuckit, let's hotbox the galaxy wooooo

    time to show cosmic entropy how it's done

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    good, fuckit, let's hotbox the galaxy wooooo

    I'm down.

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    I think if I brought my whole backlog, I'd finally not have a backlog.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Enough equipment to start a hydroponics operation on mars

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I'd waste a few pounds on stuff to play with in zero gravity. like a Slinky

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd waste a few pounds on stuff to play with in zero gravity. like a Slinky

    Pretty sure a slinky would be super boring in zero gravity

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