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Your Astronaut's Luggage

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    50 pounds of Aquafina bottles and a digital camera with which to become a social media sensation

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    this is some advanced 'desert island' quizzery

    digital media storage is so efficient, i'm not gonna bother specifying much because i would take all the music. books; A Wizard of Earthsea, the Alice and Wizard of Oz books, Dune, at least. sudoku app. pics of the fam, a couple in hardcopy.

    shortlist:
    • so much yarn. it's lightweight but bulky! attendant knitting supplies.
    • several sets of dominoes
    • a couple decks of cards
    • 6 d6 for each person
    • a violin -- instrument practice in the airlock! i would like to learn most strings, but this is the smallest.
    • garlic powder
    • Chinese 5 spice
    • probably some kind of stuffed animal to snugg because i would miss my cats so much.

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    not sure how much the drum itself weighs, but about five gallons of lube

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Wait, we can take drugs?

    22.6796 kilos of Solid Gold Cocaine.

    Should last for at least three heart attacks.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I don't see anyone planning for a Dead Space scenario, so my suitcase is going to be all guns, ammo, maybe some saw blades, flashlights, and pain pills.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    At least 1 roll of toilet paper. 2 ply. The good stuff.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    cardboard cut outs of the entire casts of ghosts of mars, mission to mars, and total recall (the good one)
    a camera
    and the rest of the weight in everclear

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    My guitar and a few sets of replacement strings. My blue snowball mic, my double ocarina and melodica. And the materials to keep them clean.

    Uh..... pmuch everything else I like is covered via digital media.

    And 2 1/2 years worth of medications I rely on to not die or succumb to brain spiders.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Important question- Are booze part of the ship's rations?

    Asking the essential questions.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    I would bring another rocket so I could decide to just go home if I got bored

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I'm gunna take Ray Walston home.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    I would bring matt damon and leave him there

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    I'd bring Desktop Hulk and take a picture of him holding up the earth

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Fireworks.

    Gotta sell fireworks to martian children.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd waste a few pounds on stuff to play with in zero gravity. like a Slinky

    Pretty sure a slinky would be super boring in zero gravity

    Would that be a factor? Are we living on Mars' surface or in its orbit?

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    DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    I don't see anyone planning for a Dead Space scenario, so my suitcase is going to be all guns, ammo, maybe some saw blades, flashlights, and pain pills.

    Don't forget the audio recorders to scatter around

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd waste a few pounds on stuff to play with in zero gravity. like a Slinky

    Pretty sure a slinky would be super boring in zero gravity

    Would that be a factor? Are we living on Mars' surface or in its orbit?

    I thought we were just talking about the year back and forth

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    A dildo. A fleshlight. Nipple clamps. An enema kit. Fuzzy handcuffs. Lube. Teledildonics.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I just assumed all nasa ships have teledildonics installed

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    teledildonics was invented for nasa, doncha'know

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    honestly, I think we should just bring mars to us and make it more convenient

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Now imagine teledildonics with a fifteen minute delay both ways.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Now imagine teledildonics with a fifteen minute delay both ways.

    I don't think there's a safety word that would suffice. More like a 'safety chapter' really.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Lag, the ultimate cure for premature ejaculation.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    cardboard cut outs of the entire casts of ghosts of mars, mission to mars, and total recall (the good one)
    a camera
    and the rest of the weight in everclear

    this is why we're friends

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd waste a few pounds on stuff to play with in zero gravity. like a Slinky

    Pretty sure a slinky would be super boring in zero gravity

    Would that be a factor? Are we living on Mars' surface or in its orbit?

    I thought we were just talking about the year back and forth

    No, it's what would you bring for the total trip.

    6 months there, 6 coming back, and the 18-20 in between.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Lag, the ultimate cure for premature ejaculation.

    In theory, it could be the ultimate therapy for early finishers. And could you imagine fifteen full minutes of edging? And the resulting climax?

    Damn, we gotta put a patent on space porn and we gotta do it now.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    What would masturbating in zero-G be like?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    please subscribe to my zero g facial site, astronuts dot com

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    experience infinite d in zero g

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    experience infinite d in zero g
    It's difficult to get a boner in zero g because it lowers your blood pressure.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Duty Free Booze!

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What would masturbating in zero-G be like?

    fun I'll wager

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Oh my, so much time. All the time I'd want. All the time I'd need!

    I'd bring my books.

    And, of course, my glasses! I certainly wouldn't want to forget my glasses!

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Oh my, so much time. All the time I'd want. All the time I'd need!

    I'd bring my books.

    And, of course, my glasses! I certainly wouldn't want to forget my glasses!

    You'd need different pairs of different strengths since apparently time in space has an effect on vision.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What would masturbating in zero-G be like?

    fun I'll wager

    Well, keep in mind for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    So that jerking motion would be flipping you around and around in Zero-G.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    Oh my, so much time. All the time I'd want. All the time I'd need!

    I'd bring my books.

    And, of course, my glasses! I certainly wouldn't want to forget my glasses!

    That's not fair! That's... not fair at all!

    There was time now!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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