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Your Astronaut's Luggage

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    that sticky icky

    terraform the planet with it

    Xehalus on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    50lbs of Skub

    Don't stop at 50 lbs. Take it all so we can finally be rid of all skub here on Earth.

    Whoa whoa whoa... Are you anti-skub?

    How are you not?

    Swords at dawn!

    A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    You could take more than enough media to take up all your spare time for the year there and back, and the almost two years actually ON Mars on one SSD, or if you REALLY wanted, hundreds of Blu-Ray movies on about two pounds worth of SSDs (one 2TB Samsung 850 Pro SSD weighs 66 grams, or about two ounces). Which leaves you with at least 48 pounds to fill.

    I'd take chocolate and booze.

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    How about a nice off road bike for fun?

    Lower gravity equals sick jumps!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    That sounds like a great way to do a wheelie into the sun

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    That sounds like a great way to do a wheelie into the sun

    Like that rocket in Star Trek Generations that went from the launchpad to blowing up the star in under a minute?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What would masturbating in zero-G be like?

    fun I'll wager

    Well, keep in mind for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    So that jerking motion would be flipping you around and around in Zero-G.

    So I was right!

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The Great Escape has taught me that the way to avoid going insane is to have a baseball and mitt

    *Thud*
    *Thud*
    *Pock*

    Stops you making a run for the barbed wire to provide a bit of pathos partway through

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    My 3ds and a bunch of games. A solar charger I guess. pictures of my friends/family. A hard drive with my favorite movies and also some porn because why not.

    The rest of it is my favorite foods/candies/liquor.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    where exactly are you going to store all your cum

    you can't just shoot it out into space because do you really want to be the first person to make a spaceship crash against human cum debris

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    where exactly are you going to store all your cum

    you can't just shoot it out into space because do you really want to be the first person to make a spaceship crash against human cum debris

    I mean I assume there would be some sort of waste management system in the whatever living quarters you have

    So you'd dispose of it the same way you always do?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    where exactly are you going to store all your cum

    you can't just shoot it out into space because do you really want to be the first person to make a spaceship crash against human cum debris

    Yes

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Wikipedia wrote:
    In June 2015, Pornhub announced its plans to make the first pornographic film in space. It launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund the effort, dubbed Sexploration, with the goal of raising $3.4 million in 60 days. The campaign only received pledges for $236 086. If funded, the film would have been slated for a 2016 release, following six months of training for the two performers and six-person crew.[23][24][25][26] Though it claimed to be in talks with multiple private spaceflight carriers, the company declined to name names "for fear that that would risk unnecessary fallout" from the carriers.[23] A Space.com article about the campaign mentioned that in 2008, Virgin Galactic received and rejected a $1 million offer from an undisclosed party to shoot a sex film on board SpaceShipTwo.[24]

    for science

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I want to jerk it into the sun.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote:
    In June 2015, Pornhub announced its plans to make the first pornographic film in space. It launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund the effort, dubbed Sexploration, with the goal of raising $3.4 million in 60 days. The campaign only received pledges for $236 086. If funded, the film would have been slated for a 2016 release, following six months of training for the two performers and six-person crew.[23][24][25][26] Though it claimed to be in talks with multiple private spaceflight carriers, the company declined to name names "for fear that that would risk unnecessary fallout" from the carriers.[23] A Space.com article about the campaign mentioned that in 2008, Virgin Galactic received and rejected a $1 million offer from an undisclosed party to shoot a sex film on board SpaceShipTwo.[24]

    for science

    We could have been watching that this year

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The business people at Pornhub thought that their users would be interested in paying for porn?

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    That sounds like a great way to do a wheelie into the sun

    Radical...

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