Soup's so easy, you just open the can and eat. No reason to heat it up, it's good right from the can. And there are so many types! Chicken noodle, homestyle chicken noodle, chunky chicken noodle, chicken noodle and stars, scooby-do chicken and noodle, stars and chicken and noodle, creamy chicken and noodle, chicken pot pie and noodle.
Have you got anything without noodle?
We have some chicken and letters. Pasta letters.
I don't want any pasta.
Then you want broth.
No I don't.
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We should never elect anybody President whose mental ability to cook food so they don't starve to death stops at "heat up a can of soup."
I regularly used to buy 36 cans of Campbell's Chunky Chicken and Sausage Gumbo every couple of weeks when I couldn't be bothered to cook yet wanted hot food. The problem is there aren't enough calories to sustain normal metabolism, so I had to supplement with a jar of peanut butter and fiber bars
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If you're getting a decent bulk discount you might as well get 100 cans of soup, it'll last for years and eventually you'll get through it. Isn't that the whole point of places like Sam's Club?
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If we're going to elect somebody President who is going around buying 100 cans of soup because they can't cook why don't we just elect Dan Ryckert?
If we're going to elect somebody President who is going around buying 100 cans of soup because they can't cook why don't we just elect Dan Ryckert?
On the one hand he's grossly unqualified, but on the other, he'll probably, completely accidentally and through no active decisions of his own, end up enacting a bunch of really successful initiatives that usher this country into a new golden age.
I think the day I eat soup directly from a can without even bothering to heat it up is the day I have given up on life.
You mean, like, cold spaghettios, eaten with your fingers, while crying in the shower
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Jesus, talk about a flashback. Also, googling the phrase "spaghettios in the shower" turns up the urban dictionary entry as like the fifth result, which I feel is kind of impressive?
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Ted Cruz strikes me as a Green pea soup man. No exciting morsels of food within, just a homogenous mash of human-type nutrients that can easily be consumed through his concealed proboscis.
Ted Cruz strikes me as a Green pea soup man. No exciting morsels of food within, just a homogenous mash of human-type nutrients that can easily be consumed through his concealed proboscis.
Pea soup is delicious, and I won't hear a word against it!
I once bought 20 cans of Campbell soup. To be fair, it was a combination of a 10 for $10 sale with an overreaction to getting snowed in for a week without power the winter before.
I once bought 20 cans of Campbell soup. To be fair, it was a combination of a 10 for $10 sale with an overreaction to getting snowed in for a week without power the winter before.
That's prudent and wise. Growing up on the Gulf Coast in Hurricane Alley, we do the same thing with all kinds of canned foods, it's just what you do.
But ten for ten ... hmmm.
What nineteen flavors would I double up on? That's the real question here.
To be fair, the majority of those flavors didn't exist back then and Campbell's is double or triple dipping on some of those because they consider the healthy and microwave bowl versions to be actual different flavors. I'd say he'd probably had to pick from 10 or so different soups at the time.
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Then you want broth.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
And then you can put meatballs in it.
Now I'm thinking about spam pizza.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Sort of, a lot of them process dead human bodies into dehydrated protein bars and just call it "soylent"
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Soup is terrible for munchies. I find Stoned Ricky's munchy choices questionable.
There was a point where I would have them once or twice a week with different sauces. My favorite being A1 steak sauce
The prisoners in his basement eat the soup.
Ted eats the cans.
The man's name is Ted.
This checks out.
You mean, like, cold spaghettios, eaten with your fingers, while crying in the shower
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On the one hand he's grossly unqualified, but on the other, he'll probably, completely accidentally and through no active decisions of his own, end up enacting a bunch of really successful initiatives that usher this country into a new golden age.
Jesus, talk about a flashback. Also, googling the phrase "spaghettios in the shower" turns up the urban dictionary entry as like the fifth result, which I feel is kind of impressive?
And they all sit at the table and are served a can of soup.
Not even poured into a bowl or anything, just an opened can and a spoon.
Personally i wouldn't mind having that much Clam Chowder around the house, but i'm oddly certain it wasn't that?
Were I in that situation, I'd assume it to be part of some sick game that I would need to fight my way out of.
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Probably something like tomato basil
Pea soup is delicious, and I won't hear a word against it!
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Jesus, there's 81 different flavors.
I once bought 20 cans of Campbell soup. To be fair, it was a combination of a 10 for $10 sale with an overreaction to getting snowed in for a week without power the winter before.
That's prudent and wise. Growing up on the Gulf Coast in Hurricane Alley, we do the same thing with all kinds of canned foods, it's just what you do.
But ten for ten ... hmmm.
What nineteen flavors would I double up on? That's the real question here.
You could dedicate a year of the Onion to weird food purchases and marriage law.
To be fair, the majority of those flavors didn't exist back then and Campbell's is double or triple dipping on some of those because they consider the healthy and microwave bowl versions to be actual different flavors. I'd say he'd probably had to pick from 10 or so different soups at the time.