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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. Thread will be recycled after 96 pages.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    quick someone wager a million points on Aesop rock

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Matt

    tell us a video game story?

    So I was playing ARK

    And a thing that is different about ARK from other survival games is when you are logged out, your character "falls asleep" wherever you logged out and you can be looted/dragged/killed/whatever while you are unconscious.

    It makes having a safe place to log out really important.

    So, apparently, I got raided while I was logged out. Some dudes raided my base, killed me, killed my Argentavis (giant bird mount), smashed my bed (which acts as my respawn point), and in general caused havoc.

    However, there's also an offline log feature that logs this kind of thing, so it logged the name and tribe of the dudes who killed me and my bird.

    So I'm like, oh you sons of bitches, I want revenge.

    Now, I don't actually have a real tribe. My tribe is just myself (so I can use the tribe functionality), but I have allies among the other tribes that reside in the north, some of whom are also one-man hermits or small, two or three man crews that call the northern glacier their home. We're a loose northern alliance of isolationists who are exempt from a lot of southern warring and tribal politics, and our alliances are mostly out of mutual defence and respecting each other's territory from southern interlopers.

    And this tribe that raided me? They're from the south. They're a somewhat large tribe, not the kind I can take on myself (especially after I just lost my Argent and some other significant resources from my primary base).

    So after respawning at my backup base (which is where I went after they smashed my bed at my main one) I visited some of my neighbours and called together something of a council of the northern tribes. I made the compelling argument that this tribe that raided me was unknown to me, they were not a known enemy of mine, they targeted me not because we had existing grievances but because I was a target. Because, as a lone hermit in the north, they felt they could do so without repercussions.

    And if that proved to be true, if they got away with it, it wouldn't end with me. It would embolden them. They'd learn they could foray into the north with impunity, and pick us off one by one.

    We needed to send a message that wasn't going to be allowed, that the north was strong, that they shouldn't mistake a tribe of one as a man without allies.

    The others universally agreed, and fifteen of us gathered together, found the base of these southern raiders, and using explosives supplied by one of our members, leveled it to the ground.

    The North stands strong.

    Urge to buy Ark and eke out a living among the hardy glacier folk, rising.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    elki pls send me photos of your naked abdomen

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Organichu wrote: »
    elki pls send me photos of your naked abdomen

    But you have no name change powers.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    how do you not know aesop rock

    I figured you would be on top of every zelda mashup ever made

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Byf5nVLT2g

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I think A$AP was there because it sounds like Aesop.
    and then Fables..
    Aesop's Fables
    The first character I thought of was The Grasshopper. It could also be The Hare though I guess

    "Not A$AP, but still like to spin a fable.
    The grind of a workday will leave me feeling aggravated."

    A$AP appears to be a hip hop artist or group. To me this suggests that the answer is a hip hop artist whose name or famous work suggests 'The grind of a workday will leave me feeling aggravated.'

    --I definitely can't supply the names of any singers/bands though, so.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimpin'_Ain't_Easy

    can confirNEVER MIND

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I would enter iron chef chat.

    I would lose, but I would enter.

    There is iron chef chat?

    Where is this?

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    im patiently waiting for the riddle about structural dynamics or music theory

    Sir Landshark on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Look at @Eddy

    Undisputed chat riddle champion

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    olivia munn chan

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    how do you not know aesop rock

    I figured you would be on top of every zelda mashup ever made

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Byf5nVLT2g

    Team Teamwork is great. They're responsible for making Gucci Mane someone I'd actually want to listen to
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbI6qFZNgQ

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i am wearing my new shoes with proper length fat guy skinny jeans

    i look incredible

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    I have never heard of that artist, but apparently parsing the intent of the clue was enough to get me a complimentary @ in the riddle-solving point tally, so I'm happy!

    that's a good song though. Glad I learned about it.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Y'all don't even how true those burns on Canadian cities were

    Y'all
    don't
    even
    know

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    how do you not know aesop rock

    I figured you would be on top of every zelda mashup ever made

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Byf5nVLT2g

    I've listened to these before but never paid attention to the titles or actual artists (this is my relationship with most music, I didn't put any stats in Music Appreciation)

    Anyway if I need to know anything about hip hop or rap I have Beasto who tells me what I need to know about it so I can go back to being a comfortable philistine

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Y'all don't even how true those burns on Canadian cities were

    Y'all
    don't
    even
    know

    this is true

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Oh it was a word play thing merging two different answers.

    Bless your heart.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Now im on a hunt to get a key for Paragon Epic's 3rd persona moba, looks real good.

    you can just play an actual moba, you don't have to keep finding sorta-moba alternatives

    One day I will find one I like and stick with it.

    I HATE dota and im burned out on LoL

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Still feel like poop from a butt, but did manage some sleep.

    Man fuck daylight savings time, but hello spring.

    It's gorgeous out!

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think the riddles are really cool even if I am bad at solving them, I just haven't had energy for it.

    My knees are raw from crawling around on the floor. Not normal raw either. Carpet burn through denim raw.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I knew who Aesop Rock was.

    ME.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*
    can we get some adventure time references for the millennials in chat
    thanks

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I will never get over the fact that I almost solved one and then never posted my guess.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    NEVAR

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I knew who Aesop Rock was.

    ME.

    i have heard the name before

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Still feel like poop from a butt, but did manage some sleep.

    Man fuck daylight savings time, but hello spring.

    It's gorgeous out!

    spring is the best I love warm weather and summer dresses and running around our yard forever with my kids

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    haven't had the energy?

    low energy cuck..

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Hoooooly shiiiiiiiit they hit me with a second dose of dilaudid because the first wasn't doing enough

    I AM THE EGGMAN

    THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I love aesop rock and this track is fucking chilling

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUPbZJ1h-yg

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    olivia munn chan

    Apparently she is huge asshole, and also took credit for her stuntwomans work in the new Xmen

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Still feel like poop from a butt, but did manage some sleep.

    Man fuck daylight savings time, but hello spring.

    It's gorgeous out!

    spring is the best I love warm weather and summer dresses and running around our yard forever with my kids

    yeah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haven't had the energy?

    low energy cuck..

    god damn it organichu

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I am Iron Chef Gulf Coast, producing an innovative blend of cajun, Texan, and mexican creations.
    @Alazull is Iron Chef Northwest, an expert in seafood dishes and post-fusion Californian cuisine. Known for regularly plating 6 dishes in a round.
    @Arch is Iron Chef Desert, making mostly southwestern vegetarian fare and daring any challenger to include a meat protein so he can counter with downhome Carolina pork wizardry.

    @surrealitycheck is the chairman, bringing challengers from across the globe to compete in kit[chat] stadium and be judged by:
    @Deebaser the brunch expert and discerning cocktail afficionado
    @syndalis whose broad American palate makes slipping anything past him a challenge
    @Jacobkosh the celebrity mod whose midwestern sensibility leaves little room for pretentious snobbery on the plate
    and @Donkey Kong who demands style as well as quality and authenticity

    @Hakkekage is our host and mistress of ceremonies, frantically describing the chaos as it unfolds while @DemonStacey runs about reporting from the floor on what transpires.


    Whose cuisine will reign supreme?!?!

    spool32 on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    spool


    spool what's happening

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    haha hakks is alton brown

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Ohh I didn't even qualify for Iron Chef. :(

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

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