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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    there are many videos that you could use to figure this out.

    But I assume its up to the hosting couple?

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Annual performance review in half an hour

    I am nervous even though I kind of hope I get laid off

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Oh Landshark. Sweet, innocent Landshark.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    im at work broar!

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    zepherin
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    It depends on the energy level of the cuck, I imagine.

    Grape ApeDeebaserrockrnger
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    fffffuuuc

    Neco
  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    Cell phone to silent before the lights dim, no laser pointers, and be discreet if you get up to use the bathroom

    Sir Landshark
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals
    Like voluntarily cucked?

    I just thought that was how people got murdered.

    My entire world view is in question.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    If porn is any indication, the cuckolded male must sit off to the side trying very, very hard to act humiliated whenever the camera drifts his way, even though he has an obvious boner and he knows he's going to join in at the halfway mark anyway, and the lady getting railed by his best friend/boss/craigslist respondent isn't actually his wife or girlfriend, and everyone is getting paid

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    Grape ApewanderingzepherinPony
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    god...fuckin....ALL OF THESE ANSWERS REFER TO THINGS I HAVE NO EXPOSURE TO

    *flips table*

    *hesitates*

    *runs to furniture store*

    *etc*

    how do you not know aesop rock

    I figured you would be on top of every zelda mashup ever made


    I've listened to these before but never paid attention to the titles or actual artists (this is my relationship with most music, I didn't put any stats in Music Appreciation)

    Anyway if I need to know anything about hip hop or rap I have Beasto who tells me what I need to know about it so I can go back to being a comfortable philistine

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
    Grape Ape
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Grape Ape wrote: »
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    Cell phone to silent before the lights dim, no laser pointers, and be discreet if you get up to use the bathroom

    yes this seems the most gentlemanly course of action

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    no touching of the hair or face, of course

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    Grape Ape
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    i imagine it depends on the cuck's energy level.

    e: DAMMIT WINKY

    Deebaser on
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Don't worry

    You're ALL low energy cucks to me. <3

    zepherinwanderingTL DRHakkekage
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Oh speaking of brunch. I have a sitter for March 26th! I don't have to make brunch. I can GO OUT FOR BRUNCH!!!!

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Annual performance review in half an hour

    I am nervous even though I kind of hope I get laid off
    Someone else is getting laid off, you will be absorbing their share of the work, and there will be no raises this year.

    Executive bonuses will be increased.

    Wage system
    Destroy y/n?

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    there is this amateur on pornhub who has a few videos like 'bored, sucking jordan's tiny dick' or 'jordan trying foreplay to warm me up for his big dicked brother ryan' or whatever

    i have been studiously following her career

    wanderingSir LandsharkWinkyzepherinAlazullJuliusEddy
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    oh oh oh

    so I got REALLY lazy the last few days and didn't shave. I finally did today, but it made me notice that my facial hair is WAY lighter than it used to be.

    (this is a good thing for now, though it might turn into a bad thing when I start getting electro)

    wandering
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    TL DRChanusHakkekageJulius
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    so something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for cucking? like, is the dude being cucked supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the other dude. is kissing on the mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals
    These are probably things you discuss beforehand with all involved parties. It is a form of roleplaying after all.


    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    but spool, it is a longtime dream of mine to judge an iron chef competition

    I just want accomplished cooks to serve me delicious and beautifully plated food

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    the perplexing existence of the pejorative "low-energy cuck" has kind of turned into a chat meme

    Grape ApeTL DRRMS OceanicHerrCronCrimson King
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    don't hate

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool i am offended i was not included in the list

    credeiki
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    there is this amateur on pornhub who has a few videos like 'bored, sucking jordan's tiny dick' or 'jordan trying foreplay to warm me up for his big dicked brother ryan' or whatever

    i have been studiously following her career

    My god.

    I mean, I got low self esteem but.....

    Just wow.

    zepherin
  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    i think it has always been really

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Redpill should have a negging dating show called Fresh out of Cuck

    Pony
  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    spool i am offended i was not included in the list

    i am just assuming it's a whole season and that's just ep 1

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    eh?

    Is it "low energy cucks"? I am trying to use it before the term becomes terrifying when we have a President Trump.

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    spool32 wrote: »
    I am Iron Chef Gulf Coast, producing an innovative blend of cajun, Texan, and mexican creations.
    Alazull is Iron Chef Northwest, an expert in seafood dishes and post-fusion Californian cuisine. Known for regularly plating 6 dishes in a round.
    Arch is Iron Chef Desert, making mostly southwestern vegetarian fare and daring any challenger to include a meat protein so he can counter with downhome Carolina pork wizardry.

    surrealitycheck is the chairman, bringing challengers from across the globe to compete in kit[chat] stadium and be judged by:
    Deebaser the brunch expert and discerning cocktail afficionado
    syndalis whose broad American palate makes slipping anything past him a challenge
    Jacobkosh the celebrity mod whose midwestern sensibility leaves little room for pretentious snobbery on the plate
    and "Donkey Kong" who demands style as well as quality and authenticity

    Hakkekage is our host and mistress of ceremonies, frantically describing the chaos as it unfolds while DemonStacey runs about reporting from the floor on what transpires.


    Whose cuisine will reign supreme?!?!

    And for a swerve, I'm also known for my French, Italian, and Low Country cuisine.

    But I hold on to those unless I see I can't beat my opponent with the Californian razzle dazzle of using kale and ramps in everything.

    Also later today I'm going to be making burgers stuffed with foie gras maybe...

    Alazull on
    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
    Grape Apespool32Delmain
  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    no touching of the hair or face, of course

    Or at least use a moist towelette, first. No one likes sticky fingers

    Sir Landshark
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't worry

    You're ALL low energy cucks to me. <3

    http://imgur.com/gallery/1vH34JS

    HakkekageNeco
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Ohh I didn't even qualify for Iron Chef. :(

    You would be a challenger!

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
    Neco
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    Well the thing is

    Landshark brought it up

    so let's say in about 2-3 days we're going to hear about how he agreed to an MMF threesome with his wife and some other guy

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    spool32AlazullknitdanEddy
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    but spool, it is a longtime dream of mine to judge an iron chef competition

    I just want accomplished cooks to serve me delicious and beautifully plated food

    that's no problem, we rotate judges frequently!

    credeiki
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    there is this amateur on pornhub who has a few videos like 'bored, sucking jordan's tiny dick' or 'jordan trying foreplay to warm me up for his big dicked brother ryan' or whatever

    i have been studiously following her career
    Those are not videos on pornhub.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    woah woah woah how come I'm not on the list as Iron Chef TV Dinner?

    NecoGrape Ape
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Im sorry this badass is the only Iron Chef I recognize

    1-iron-chef-japanese-rokusaburo-michiba.png

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Alazull
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    so I've never seen the show and something I've wondered is like

    what's the proper etiquette for Iron Chef? like, is the Iron Chef supposed to just sit quietly off to the side with his hands in his lap or is some polite golf-clapping permitted? maybe even a couple short perfunctory words of encouragement? idk

    and like, the challenger. is putting food in your mouth off limits? it would have to be right? I mean, we do live in a civilized society we aren't animals

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    spool32ChanusAlazull
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    a
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    whoa when did this place turn into redpill

    Well the thing is

    Landshark brought it up

    so let's say in about 2-3 days we're going to hear about how he agreed to an MMF threesome with his wife and some other guy

    And they all get pregnant with cucklettes

    Hakkekage
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