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KanaKana Registered User regular
Go is an ancient Chinese board game of board control, usually played on a 19x19 board between white and black pieces. The rules are simple. You want to control territory and capture your opponent's stones. You capture stones by surrounding their stone on 4 sides. If their pieces are next to each other, you have to surround them on all sides (not diagonals) to capture. You don't actually get points for the spaces your stones are on, so the less stones you have to place in your territory the better.

That's a crappy explanation, but it's basically all the rules. Go look it up on wikipedia. Instead lets watch a really weird, complex match that came from those simple rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpyDRIdS3r8

The guy who won this match is a Go grandmaster, and just lost 4 out of 5 games to our future Google robot overlords.

And here's 45 minutes of explaining wtf just happened in that match:

https://youtu.be/KHgI839eZAo

A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Go is super confusing. But kind of neat.

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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Go has cute lingo.

    If you establish a stable board state that guarantees certain stones cannot be captured, you have "made a life" for those stones.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Why did no one tell me the new season of Daredevil was out.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Why did no one tell me the new season of Daredevil was out.

    I didn't know it was. derp

    Bless your heart.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I stayed facebook friends with my host family from the time I went to Japan

    the patriach of the family exclusively posts clips of go matches and pictures of beer

    A+ facebook feed contribution japanese guy

    I can't read ur posts but I don't need to

    livin' the life

    Arch on
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    I don't know my city council or state legislature but I moved recently

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    My friend adopted a puppy today.

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Why did no one tell me the new season of Daredevil was out.

    I didn't know it was. derp

    Well now I know what I'm doing with my friday night!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Wait wasn't it supposed to come out on 21st?

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Nobody saw daredevil season 2 coming.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Go has a reputation for being easier to learn than Chess - and I guess in some ways that's true - in Chess you got all these different pieces with all these different move sets and in Go it's just like, there are white stones and black stones and you can place your stones anywhere

    but on the other hand Chess has a clear and simple winstate - if the king is in danger and can't get out of danger the game is over - meanwhile in Go I played it for a little bit and never felt like I got a handle on how you know when the game is over and what territory belongs to what player

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nobody saw daredevil season 2 coming.

    especially not matt murdock

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nobody saw daredevil season 2 coming.

    especially not matt murdock

    That was already the joke!

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Guess who just finished a PhD.

    It's me.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Now, I shall go fuck off for a month and catch up on sleep.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    You'll be punished for that Daredevil joke.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Work is so dead my boss is letting me go home an hour early

    Glorious socialist Europe

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nobody saw daredevil season 2 coming.

    especially not matt murdock

    That was already the joke!

    ur welcome

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Go has a reputation for being easier to learn than Chess - and I guess in some ways that's true - in Chess you got all these different pieces with all these different move sets and in Go it's just like, there are white stones and black stones and you can place your stones anywhere

    but on the other hand Chess has a clear and simple winstate - if the king is in danger and can't get out of danger the game is over - meanwhile in Go I played it for a little bit and never felt like I got a handle on how you know when the game is over and what territory belongs to what player

    Yeah at least once you learn the moves in chess it's not too difficult to start understanding why you lose

    Go is like... wait what just happened... I'm getting my ass kicked? heeeeeelp meeeee

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Go has a reputation for being easier to learn than Chess - and I guess in some ways that's true - in Chess you got all these different pieces with all these different move sets and in Go it's just like, there are white stones and black stones and you can place your stones anywhere

    but on the other hand Chess has a clear and simple winstate - if the king is in danger and can't get out of danger the game is over - meanwhile in Go I played it for a little bit and never felt like I got a handle on how you know when the game is over and what territory belongs to what player

    yeah

    apparently the game used to be played until no-one could make a move, so the board would be completely filled or only have single spaces empty.

    That took way to fukkin long and the players realized that you could determine which spaces were already won by a color so you could not bother playing there any more and count all the spaces as points in the end, hence today's kind of complicated territory system

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nobody saw daredevil season 2 coming.

    especially not matt murdock
    because matt murdock is blind

    (matt murdock is daredevil, a blind superhero)

    (blind people cannot see things)

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Guess who just finished a PhD.

    It's me.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Now, I shall go fuck off for a month and catch up on sleep.

    Congrats @Doctor VishNub

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I was unable to secure a Radiohead ticket this morning. The ticketing site was flash based and kept freezing up. Oh well.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Guess who just finished a PhD.

    It's me.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Now, I shall go fuck off for a month and catch up on sleep.
    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    phds aren't supposed to be things you get just things you perpetually work towards forever what is going on here

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Apparently the big open secret at GDC this week is that Sony is working on a mid-cycle upgrade for the PS4.

    At a minimum, it would be able to run the PSVR headset with the breakout box. I don't see them going all the way to useful 4K in games, but maybe everything will finally run at 1080p60?

    a5ehren on
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Also I'm in the hospital. I probably should have led with that

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Kana wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Go has a reputation for being easier to learn than Chess - and I guess in some ways that's true - in Chess you got all these different pieces with all these different move sets and in Go it's just like, there are white stones and black stones and you can place your stones anywhere

    but on the other hand Chess has a clear and simple winstate - if the king is in danger and can't get out of danger the game is over - meanwhile in Go I played it for a little bit and never felt like I got a handle on how you know when the game is over and what territory belongs to what player

    Yeah at least once you learn the moves in chess it's not too difficult to start understanding why you lose

    Go is like... wait what just happened... I'm getting my ass kicked? heeeeeelp meeeee

    I played Go against cadlincwalk a few years ago without either of us really learning the rules.

    I'm picking up lots of captures and the game seems to be going my way, except that we're filling up nearly the entire the board because we don't understand eyes or territory.

    She puts down a single stone that, because we had been filling our own eyes and our own territories, captures ~90% of my stones and nearly half the board.

    One big, eyeless, dead dragon.


    gg wp wife.

    kedinik on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    This is the way to work, streaming March Madness on my computer.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ha, my workplace banned March Madness streams for bandwidth considerations.

    Still haven't blocked Facebook for some reason.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    help help I'm being depressed

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Cookie Crisp is still a thing?

    Caroline, tell your mom to eat some goddamn porridge.

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ha, my workplace banned March Madness streams for bandwidth considerations.

    Still haven't blocked Facebook for some reason.

    I'm impressed that Comcast has actually joined the 21st century. I can stream almost every channel from my cable package on my computer away from home.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to learn how to play Go.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    help help I'm being depressed
    I can recommend media on the interwebs that may provide a distraction

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Go is fun!

    Daredevil is good!

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    help help I'm being depressed

    Come and see the misery inherent in the system!

    Now Playing:
    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
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