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[Superheroes] By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, what a savings.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    mention of lego batman got me thinking about the lego movie again

    man, that was a great fucking movie

    I need to see it again, I haven't since the theater

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    There is not a scene in TDKR where Batman shoots someone between the eyes with a machine gun, Zack Snyder you god damn dweeb.

    There's a scene where Batman shoots a machine gun at an off-screen baddie who has a baby held hostage. It's not between the eyes, but I'll happily lay the blame for that atrocity on Frank Miller rather than Zack Snyder.
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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    The beautiful despair in Widow's delivery of "who do you want me to be" and the solace that Cap provides to her

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    There is not a scene in TDKR where Batman shoots someone between the eyes with a machine gun, Zack Snyder you god damn dweeb.

    There's a scene where Batman shoots a machine gun at an off-screen baddie who has a baby held hostage. It's not between the eyes, but I'll happily lay the blame for that atrocity on Frank Miller rather than Zack Snyder.

    the scene in the comic is ambiguous enough that it doesn't have to be read as Batman killing the guy, and it kinda flies in the face of the rest of the comic re: Batman refusing to kill the Joker and refusing to use firearms in general

    i'm no fan of Miller but Snyder could have easily interpreted that scene in a better light and of course he went the other way with it because he's the kind of person who has a collection of skulls and axes in his office because he thinks they look cool

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Rubber bullets
    Honest!

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    When can we have some more Avengers media to discuss? BvS has been out for a couple of days and I'm tired of reading about it.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    When can we have some more Avengers media to discuss? BvS has been out for a couple of days and I'm tired of reading about it.
    Civil War is out at the beginning of May/End of April internationally

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  • TairuTairu Registered User regular
    I keep hearing that BvS is "a movie for audiences, not critics"- what a load of BvS

    The movie probably doesn't deserve the 29% it has on Rotten Tomatoes but I don't believe for a second that they weren't aiming to make new critically acclaimed thinking-man's alternative to Marvel's stuff, in the same vein as Dark Knight

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've been reading BvS spoilers.

    What the fuck?

    I'm glad I'm not spending money to see it in the theater.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Before it came out, they were talking about how Warner were concerned that it'd be too intellectual for the viewing audience. Now it's "not for critics".

    It's almost like they've known for some time that it'd be a pile of excrement and they're just rotating through excuses until they find one that sticks.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The friends I have who have seen BvS so far seem to have enjoyed it a bunch

    Which I'm glad about, honestly

    I recognize that the movie may not be for me, but I have friends who enjoyed Man of Steel, friends who were really excited about this flick

    I'd hate for it to disappoint them, even if it has disappointed me

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I had a big argument about Superman with the other token nerd at work.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think I might end up not hating the movie but really hating a lot of the choices made with the characters.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    This is exactly the same bullshit George Lucas was saying after Phantom Menace came out.

    If Rottentomatoes had existed it would've had 99% audience rating on opening day.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    As soon as Batman pulled out a gun I'd be yelling in the theater.

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Rewatch ing Age of Ultron for the first time since opening weekend.

    Strucker: "Can we hold them?"
    Worried Looking Hydra Goon "... they're the avengers." :(
    Strucker: "WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!"
    Hydra Goons: "HAIL HYDRA! HAIL HYDRA!"
    Strucker (To Lieutenant) : "I am going to surrender."

    One of my favorite MCU gags is still the scene near the end of Iron Man 3 where he gets his repulsors back, and the last goon is like, "Yeah, no, not worth it."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4vAZZ8iLGY

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
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    I think Brock Lesnar has only ruined giant super penisy on the middle of your thorax sword tattoos

    I still don't get how people see a penis in that tattoo.

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    Because it looks like a penis

    It may look like a penis, but the tattoo looks like a sword, Hiyooo

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    God dammit the entire Home Depot James Bond sequence and Tony with just a glove and single jet boot were so cool

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    God dammit the entire Home Depot James Bond sequence and Tony with just a glove and single jet boot were so cool

    Iron Man 3 is a really goddamn good film

    It's still my favorite, just ahead of Winter Soldier

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    God dammit the entire Home Depot James Bond sequence and Tony with just a glove and single jet boot were so cool

    The part where he's stalling and bluffing the guards waiting for his suit to fly to him is pure gold too.

    And if you watch the special features, there are dozens of outtakes of it, that was all RDJ improvising.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    As weird as it is to say, I think Iron Man 3 is hugely underrated.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Speaking of MCU funnies, rewatching AoS season 1 I'd totally forgotten about this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiJ2jHyy7U

    omg it's the best. season 1 wasn't so bad

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    GotG and Ant-Man both hit very specific buttons for me that make me love them a whole bunch but in terms of straight up quality yeah it comes down to Iron Man 3 vs. Winter Soldier for me

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Speaking of MCU funnies, rewatching AoS season 1 I'd totally forgotten about this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiJ2jHyy7U

    omg it's the best. season 1 wasn't so bad
    This is way funnier with the full context on Ward

    He must be SO MAD

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    It's always weird when I remind myself that this stuff and Daredevil are in the same continuity.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    a lot of ward's early scenes are much better with the full context

    and apparently brett dalton didn't even know about ward until the episode where it happened

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    God dammit Zack Snyder

    On Jimmy Olsen
    He says that they didn't have room for him in the DCEU but wanted to "have some fun with the character".

    So he made him an undercover CIA Agent who gets shot in the face

    You're the worst, Burr

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    I love this so fucking much

    I love you Michael Shannon

    You're such a perfect villain and I'm so sorry that both of the superhero flicks you've done have sucked

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I need a big budget movie with Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Ian McShane, and Michael Shannon. And I don't even need that movie to be good.

    But I need that press junket.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    a lot of ward's early scenes are much better with the full context

    and apparently brett dalton didn't even know about ward until the episode where it happened

    Honestly, rewatching season 1 has been really good for mostly that reason.

    Also, it flows way better when there's not a week between each episode. I got to the midseason finale and went "holy shit already?"

    and by then it's actually pretty good.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I need a big budget movie with Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Ian McShane, and Michael Shannon. And I don't even need that movie to be good.

    But I need that press junket.

    It's all Tits and Wookies

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Specifically in the first episode of AoS, Ward is stuck with allegedly an incredibly potent truth serum to earn Daisy's trust.

    It's revealed a couple episodes later that it was a trick and there was nothing in that syringe but at the time I went HOLY SHIT HE CAME SO CLOSE TO BLOWING IT RIGHT THERE IN THE PILOT.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Reading through the list of September-December Marvel trades and seeing all the Gambit books makes me giggle a little. Synergy backfire!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I actually laughed more times at BvS than with it

    When Batman, wearing a robot suit, rips a bathroom sink out of the wall and whacks Superman with it

    did he yell "THIS IS A DARK FUCKING PERIOD," because he should have

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Reading through the list of September-December Marvel trades and seeing all the Gambit books makes me giggle a little. Synergy backfire!
    Looks like that was a...

    Failed gambit.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    there's a conversation in like episode 3 where ward talks about how it sucks that a former colleague betrayed coulson, lying to his face the whole time

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I kind of lost interest in AoS after two episodes but it looks like I should really try to go back to it

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