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My teaser for the WrestleMania Spectacular is to say the following:
WON's Dave Meltzer recently reported that Indy wrestling standout and semi-intentional savior of mankind Slimy McHeelberg has cancelled all upcoming wrestling dates, citing grief over his friend the Gecko.
Meltzer added: "He's lying. We all know why he really cancelled those dates."
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oh my god they were talking about Justin McElroy's post about Batman v Superman in the superhero thread, and "Clint" was mentioned. I was pretty sure from context that he was the Justin/TravisGriffin's dad but I just googled "Clint McElroy" to be sure and I found this: http://www.huntingtonquarterly.com/articles/issue46/last_laugh.html
it is an essay from 2003 by a much younger Justin McElroy from a town quarterly about his dad being chosen as the person with the best sense of humor in town and it is amazing.
As you may have read earlier in the magazine my Dad, Clint McElroy, has been chosen as the person with the “Best Sense of Humor” in Huntington. You may not have considered the full repercussions of this achievement. Heck, I’m not even sure he has. Think about it. This means if Soupy Sales were to roll into town, my Dad could stroll right up to him, pat him heartily on the back and slap a large red ribbon on his chest that read “#2.” Now that’s power. I’m here to tell you, if your father can’t demean Soupy Sales in public, you’re missing a heady experience. That’s just one of the perks of being the son of the funniest man in Huntington.
Another perk is the never-ending stream of stories that make for great party fodder. Here’s just one example: My Dad was in Huntington City Hall’s Jean Carlo Stephenson Auditorium to see his eldest son perform as Lord Growlie in “The Wizard of Oz.” Dad has an affinity for white, golf ball-sized jawbreakers available at any local Cracker Barrel. At some point before my stunning performance, one of these jawbreakers popped out of his mouth and onto the floor of the darkened theatre. As it began to roll down the sloped floor of the auditorium, my Dad jumped to his feet and shouted, “Oh my God! My glass eye!”
A kindly old woman seated in the row in front of him snatched the faux glass eye from its certain fate of sticking to the bottom of the shoe of a pit trombonist. The poor woman only had the glass eye in her possession for a few seconds, but I imagine she spent that precious time evaluating the relative stickiness of a glass eye that had recently been in someone’s head. She passed the ocular confection back to him as he responded with a sheepish, “Thank you so much. I would have hated to miss half the show.”
I think I need to stop listening to so many McElroy podcasts or cut down on the drinking.
I had a dream that I was going to see them live, and it turned into Monster Factory on a human. It ended with a tiny warped human melting in a water bottle while Travis smiled. His eyes were black and his mouth looked like one of those drawings of monsters where the mouth is a zigzag forming teeth.
It was one of those dreams where I woke up and just wondered what the fuck is going on in my brain.
oh my god they were talking about Justin McElroy's post about Batman v Superman in the superhero thread, and "Clint" was mentioned. I was pretty sure from context that he was the Justin/TravisGriffin's dad but I just googled "Clint McElroy" to be sure and I found this: http://www.huntingtonquarterly.com/articles/issue46/last_laugh.html
it is an essay from 2003 by a much younger Justin McElroy from a town quarterly about his dad being chosen as the person with the best sense of humor in town and it is amazing.
As you may have read earlier in the magazine my Dad, Clint McElroy, has been chosen as the person with the “Best Sense of Humor” in Huntington. You may not have considered the full repercussions of this achievement. Heck, I’m not even sure he has. Think about it. This means if Soupy Sales were to roll into town, my Dad could stroll right up to him, pat him heartily on the back and slap a large red ribbon on his chest that read “#2.” Now that’s power. I’m here to tell you, if your father can’t demean Soupy Sales in public, you’re missing a heady experience. That’s just one of the perks of being the son of the funniest man in Huntington.
Another perk is the never-ending stream of stories that make for great party fodder. Here’s just one example: My Dad was in Huntington City Hall’s Jean Carlo Stephenson Auditorium to see his eldest son perform as Lord Growlie in “The Wizard of Oz.” Dad has an affinity for white, golf ball-sized jawbreakers available at any local Cracker Barrel. At some point before my stunning performance, one of these jawbreakers popped out of his mouth and onto the floor of the darkened theatre. As it began to roll down the sloped floor of the auditorium, my Dad jumped to his feet and shouted, “Oh my God! My glass eye!”
A kindly old woman seated in the row in front of him snatched the faux glass eye from its certain fate of sticking to the bottom of the shoe of a pit trombonist. The poor woman only had the glass eye in her possession for a few seconds, but I imagine she spent that precious time evaluating the relative stickiness of a glass eye that had recently been in someone’s head. She passed the ocular confection back to him as he responded with a sheepish, “Thank you so much. I would have hated to miss half the show.”
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it is an essay from 2003 by a much younger Justin McElroy from a town quarterly about his dad being chosen as the person with the best sense of humor in town and it is amazing.
I had a dream that I was going to see them live, and it turned into Monster Factory on a human. It ended with a tiny warped human melting in a water bottle while Travis smiled. His eyes were black and his mouth looked like one of those drawings of monsters where the mouth is a zigzag forming teeth.
It was one of those dreams where I woke up and just wondered what the fuck is going on in my brain.
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