The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

The Republican Primary: Jailhouse Edition

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
Talk about the Republican primary. Do not talk about the not-Republican primary. Don't be dicks.

--

Increasing unpopular Scott Walker has endorsed Ted Cruz.

smCQ5WE.jpg
«134567103

Posts

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Ted Cruz is taking tomorrow off to do a late night show in California.

    It's a bold strategy, Cotton...

    You're muckin' with a G!

    Do not engage the Watermelons.
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Cruz is funny looking and has a skin crawly crawly verbal style: like he is in a high school production of Elmer Gantry played by Elmer Fudd (I stole this but can't remember where so apologies). It is a testament to either the unremitting evil or the endless goodness of Donald Trump that Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, and Scott Walker are endorsing him (Cruz).

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    It’s true that he was regarded as something of a rising star of the right not so long ago, thanks to his proud and endless cruelty to and contempt for workers and vulnerable people. He all but killed Wisconsin’s public-sector unions with his “budget repair bill,” then pulled a hit on private-sector unions by signing a right-to-work law he’d denounced while campaigning; he needlessly turned away millions of dollars in federal food aid to his state’s poorest residents; he rammed through a (not-even-all-that-) crypto-racist voter ID law; he diverted state school funding from public schools that educate the poor to private ones that educate the wealthy; he tried to eliminate the weekend! This is how one becomes a darling of the right in the United States. Unfortunately for him, though, an elected official will never be as good an avatar for America’s hatred of the poor as a pure capitalist—if nothing else, settling for a governor’s salary implies less than total commitment to the cause—and so he found himself outflanked by both Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina (failed capitalists both!) on the only front he had.

    He’ll return to Madison now, to shore up his presidential bona fides at the expense of the very people most in need of a government that serves them. In four years he’ll surface again, maybe with a new pair of eyeglasses, peddling viciousness and mercilessness disguised as clear-eyed discipline, railing against a public sector that has been employing him for his entire professional life, conning support out of the common people whose dignity he sucks away like the leech he is. Fuck Scott Walker. May he fall into a manhole.

    That is still my favorite thing ever written about Scott Walker.


    I'm kind of surprised he ended-up endorsing Cruz. He seemed like the sort who'd eventually bend his knees for King Trump.

    With Love and Courage
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    It’s true that he was regarded as something of a rising star of the right not so long ago, thanks to his proud and endless cruelty to and contempt for workers and vulnerable people. He all but killed Wisconsin’s public-sector unions with his “budget repair bill,” then pulled a hit on private-sector unions by signing a right-to-work law he’d denounced while campaigning; he needlessly turned away millions of dollars in federal food aid to his state’s poorest residents; he rammed through a (not-even-all-that-) crypto-racist voter ID law; he diverted state school funding from public schools that educate the poor to private ones that educate the wealthy; he tried to eliminate the weekend! This is how one becomes a darling of the right in the United States. Unfortunately for him, though, an elected official will never be as good an avatar for America’s hatred of the poor as a pure capitalist—if nothing else, settling for a governor’s salary implies less than total commitment to the cause—and so he found himself outflanked by both Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina (failed capitalists both!) on the only front he had.

    He’ll return to Madison now, to shore up his presidential bona fides at the expense of the very people most in need of a government that serves them. In four years he’ll surface again, maybe with a new pair of eyeglasses, peddling viciousness and mercilessness disguised as clear-eyed discipline, railing against a public sector that has been employing him for his entire professional life, conning support out of the common people whose dignity he sucks away like the leech he is. Fuck Scott Walker. May he fall into a manhole.

    That is still my favorite thing ever written about Scott Walker.


    I'm kind of surprised he ended-up endorsing Cruz. He seemed like the sort who'd eventually bend his knees for King Trump.

    Cruz is all that's left of establishment. And he probably saw what happened to Christie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »

    I'm kind of surprised he ended-up endorsing Cruz. He seemed like the sort who'd eventually bend his knees for King Trump.

    He couldn't. He still has political ambitions and WI is not the kind of place where you want to be tarred by Trump if he ends up losing. Not a lot of downside risk unless Trump wins.

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    The Ender wrote: »

    I'm kind of surprised he ended-up endorsing Cruz. He seemed like the sort who'd eventually bend his knees for King Trump.

    He couldn't. He still has political ambitions and WI is not the kind of place where you want to be tarred by Trump if he ends up losing. Not a lot of downside risk unless Trump wins.

    You think so? Intuitively I'd have to guess that endorsing a not-Trump right now would be the risky move for someone with political ambitions, given that Mr. Trump is likely to be the nominee. I mean, what is Walker going to do during the GE while working under a party whose candidate he didn't endorse (and presumably while trying to cater to a base that is at least somewhat pro-Trump)?

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2016

    Did you know Donald Trump coined the term common sense conservative just last February?
    "I like to say I’m a conservative with common sense, or a 'common sense conservative,'" Trump said. "It’s a term nobody’s ever heard before, because I just came up with it about two days ago."

    Sadly some politicians are already stealing the term.

    http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/donald-trump-hits-scott-walker-on-his-record-b99696853z1-373906441.html
    Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump landed in Wisconsin on Tuesday and immediately took aim at Gov. Scott Walker during a 25-minute interview with local reporters aboard his luxury jet.

    When told that Walker called U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas the "common-sense conservative" in his endorsement statement, Trump said, "Well, he stole the word common-sense conservative from me because I'm the one who came up with the term. He never used that term before in his life."

    Google search gives some lies on its front page about Walker using that term at least as early as 2014.

    Couscous on
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Mr. Trump invented most of the English language, which is the best language on the planet, and he invented it.

    With Love and Courage
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Cruz is funny looking and has a skin crawly crawly verbal style: like he is in a high school production of Elmer Gantry played by Elmer Fudd (I stole this but can't remember where so apologies). It is a testament to either the unremitting evil or the endless goodness of Donald Trump that Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, and Scott Walker are endorsing him (Cruz).

    http://adequateman.deadspin.com/lets-teach-ted-cruz-some-charisma-1767129264

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Trump hammering on Walker's performance in Wisconsin while Walker endorses Cruz is a pretty big reason to hope for a Trump nomination, his GE chances notwithstanding.

    Absalon on
  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    I still cannot believe that a guy like Trump is even in this race, much less the front runner for GOP Nomination.

    It just plain boggles the mind.

    And the lies in his twitter account. That is some next level mental dissonance going on. Like the guy can't tweet without revealing himself as a compulsive liar/Narcissist.

    I want to go wake up people, but the phrase has been so overused by crazy people(in its shepple form) that I feel crazy even thinking it.

    The sky was full of stars, every star an exploding ship. One of ours.
  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    I fail to see how having Fiorina and Jeb! endorse Cruz actually helps him.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    I still cannot believe that a guy like Trump is even in this race, much less the front runner for GOP Nomination.

    It just plain boggles the mind.

    And the lies in his twitter account. That is some next level mental dissonance going on. Like the guy can't tweet without revealing himself as a compulsive liar/Narcissist.

    I want to go wake up people, but the phrase has been so overused by crazy people(in its shepple form) that I feel crazy even thinking it.

    I think viewing those tweets as attempts at deception isn't quite correct (though the overall campaign certainly is selling snake oil):

    He's saying what another part of his constituency (the MRA reddit crowd) wants to hear. That's why he made the faux threats about how he'd be just as justified in charging Fields with battery for gently nudging his arm while asking him a question: So he could butter them up some more.

    'That's not real battery,' isn't as much a lie as it is a mentality / ideology for certain people, and that's who Mr. Trump is counting on as active supporters (at least for now).

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Mr. Trump invented most of the English language, which is the best language on the planet, and he invented it.

    It does have the best words. Great words. You wouldn't believe the words it has

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

  • mrondeaumrondeau Montréal, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Mr. Trump invented most of the English language, which is the best language on the planet, and he invented it.

    It does have the best words. Great words. You wouldn't believe the words it has

    Linguistic aside: That's because the English, having no shame, did not hesitate to steal all the good words from French they could get their hands on.
    All that to create a language where "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a sentence.

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »
    Trump hammering on Walker's performance in Wisconsin while Walker endorses Cruz is a pretty big reason to hope for a Trump nomination, his GE chances notwithstanding.

    If only he had the quality of consistency, he might bash local Republicans throughout the general.

    11793-1.png
    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    That's a statement I'd expect Putin to say, while stroking his white cat.

  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    In his conversation with the Washington Post, he basically said he isn't going to talk about any foreign policy at all because that would just give away his strategy. He wants to be unpredictable, take our adversaries by surprise.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/03/21/a-transcript-of-donald-trumps-meeting-with-the-washington-post-editorial-board/

    > I always say we have to be unpredictable. We’re totally predictable. And predictable is bad. Sitting at a meeting like this and explaining my views and if I do become president, I have these views that are down for the other side to look at, you know. I hate being so open.

  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Melkster wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    In his conversation with the Washington Post, he basically said he isn't going to talk about any foreign policy at all because that would just give away his strategy. He wants to be unpredictable, take our adversaries by surprise.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/03/21/a-transcript-of-donald-trumps-meeting-with-the-washington-post-editorial-board/

    > I always say we have to be unpredictable. We’re totally predictable. And predictable is bad. Sitting at a meeting like this and explaining my views and if I do become president, I have these views that are down for the other side to look at, you know. I hate being so open.

    Otherwise put: "I have no fucking idea. Like, none. Just keep that shit away from me. Come on, don't bring out the map, you all know I can't even point out the country."

  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I love that sentence.

    steam_sig.png

    Battlenet ID: MildC#11186 - If I'm in the game, send me an invite at anytime and I'll play.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    Then he leaned in, and winked.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Mr. Trump invented most of the English language, which is the best language on the planet, and he invented it.

    It does have the best words. Great words. You wouldn't believe the words it has

    Nope, sorry. German has the undeniably best words.

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I love that sentence.

    Sentences have coherent structure. Trump is like Palin with a few deep breathing exercises and a third-grade English textbook.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    Melkster wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    In his conversation with the Washington Post, he basically said he isn't going to talk about any foreign policy at all because that would just give away his strategy. He wants to be unpredictable, take our adversaries by surprise.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/03/21/a-transcript-of-donald-trumps-meeting-with-the-washington-post-editorial-board/

    > I always say we have to be unpredictable. We’re totally predictable. And predictable is bad. Sitting at a meeting like this and explaining my views and if I do become president, I have these views that are down for the other side to look at, you know. I hate being so open.

    Otherwise put: "I have no fucking idea. Like, none. Just keep that shit away from me. Come on, don't bring out the map, you all know I can't even point out the country."

    He had a great map, the first one, and it was America and he could read it fine. And then he had another good map, the second one, and then they kept showing different maps. And the third one was a bad map. Too many countries. Not America. That’s what happened. But, uh…

    With Love and Courage
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm sorry I didn't have time to post silly pictures of the candidates with half-assed analysis accompanying each.

    It's...it's been a long primary

    YL9WnCY.png
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Trump is great at making statements that sound extremely ominous.

    UKRAINE IS GAME TO TRUMP?

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    I fail to see how having Fiorina and Jeb! endorse Cruz actually helps him.

    I feel like endorsements have been meaningless for at least a decade now, though with how wild this primary has been I could totally see Cruz refusing to accept them.

    Dark_Side on
  • yossarian_livesyossarian_lives Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Did you know Donald Trump coined the term common sense conservative just last February?
    "I like to say I’m a conservative with common sense, or a 'common sense conservative,'" Trump said. "It’s a term nobody’s ever heard before, because I just came up with it about two days ago."

    Sadly some politicians are already stealing the term.

    http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/donald-trump-hits-scott-walker-on-his-record-b99696853z1-373906441.html
    Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump landed in Wisconsin on Tuesday and immediately took aim at Gov. Scott Walker during a 25-minute interview with local reporters aboard his luxury jet.

    When told that Walker called U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas the "common-sense conservative" in his endorsement statement, Trump said, "Well, he stole the word common-sense conservative from me because I'm the one who came up with the term. He never used that term before in his life."

    Google search gives some lies on its front page about Walker using that term at least as early as 2014.
    Jesus, it's like someone took George Orwell's 1984, threw in some investment bankers and combined it with the hot new sitcom, Kim Jung il's America. Truly, Trump's presidency will be the gold encrusted dystopia we deserve.

    "I see everything twice!"


  • TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Watching the Town Hall live threads, apparently Cruz complained about politicians wearing their religion on their sleeves.

    ......

    Words fail me.

    EDIT: His latest strategy of "If Trump can dodge questions so do I!" is very much not working.

    TryCatcher on
  • yossarian_livesyossarian_lives Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Watching the Town Hall live threads, apparently Cruz complained about politicians wearing their religion on their sleeves.

    ......

    Words fail me.
    Aren't his rallies basically prayer revivals?

    "I see everything twice!"


  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    Watching the Town Hall live threads, apparently Cruz complained about politicians wearing their religion on their sleeves.

    ......

    Words fail me.

    EDIT: His latest strategy of "If Trump can dodge questions so do I!" is very much not working.

    Didn't he use the phrase "holier than thou?" I am pretty sure every non-Cruz Republican in Washington twitched at that line.

    Couscous on
  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Dude's dad (Rafael Cruz) is a Seven Mountain Dominionist.

    Isaiah 2:2 - “Now it shall come to pass in the latter days that the Lord’s house shall be established on the top of the mountains.”

    This is then interpreted by the SMDs that Christians should dominate society via control of:

    family, religion, education, media, entertainment, business and government.

    As in, Ted is the guy Christopher Walken shakes hands with after his car accident and immediately tries to decapitate through panicked biting on pure reflex.

    Absalon on
  • htmhtm Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »
    Dude's dad (Rafael Cruz) is a Seven Mountain Dominionist.

    Isaiah 2:2 - “Now it shall come to pass in the latter days that the Lord’s house shall be established on the top of the mountains.”

    This is then interpreted by the SMDs that Christians should dominate society via control of:

    family, religion, education, media, entertainment, business and government.

    Also, Colorado.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I guess if you're gonna lie, go for the big lie(??)

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Wow, Trump is melting down. And the crowd is eating it up.

    Stabbity_Style.png
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    So, there's a town hall tonight.

    @Bobkins Flymo, are we going to get a new thread?

    AngelHedgie on
    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Nothing to see here

    PantsB on
    11793-1.png
    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The town hall has been on for an hour I'm not spending time to make a thread that's going to get like an hour of mileage tops

    YL9WnCY.png
  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    He went from the photo of his wife to international trade issues so fast I got whiplash.

This discussion has been closed.