Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Your nephew seems like a really shitty person, I'm really surprised after renting that you associate with him anymore.
I dunno about him being shitty for wanting to take a good job he heard about, I don't think he has an obligation to tell me about leads like that (I feel like he should but that's different)
I mean he really isn't shitty, once he got the hiring notice he told me I didn't have to worry about rent anymore until I got some better work - which is huge
I just really hope for his sake they don't figure out what he told them in the interview was a load of shit and fire him
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Dammit.
Dammit Eater.
Make it easier to share yo' shit.
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Y'all nerds probably played Deus Ex Human Resources, right? Anyone got recommends for must get augs? And must avoids? I remember swimming was useless in the original. The lung aug for breathing poison gas is jumping out as real pointless this time. ;P
So far I grabbed the energy recharge thingy, cause I see a lot of smacking mooks in the face becoming a thing, the lift heavy objects and hacking level 2. My next was probably gonna be the social enhancer, cause I loooove the dialogue...
Your nephew seems like a really shitty person, I'm really surprised after renting that you associate with him anymore.
I dunno about him being shitty for wanting to take a good job he heard about, I don't think he has an obligation to tell me about leads like that
I mean he really isn't shitty, once he got the hiring notice he told me I didn't have to worry about rent anymore until I got some better work - which is huge
I think a super important part of staying sane is realizing it's normal to have emotional upset over things you shouldn't be upset by if you take it all vulcan-like, and accepting that as okay.
There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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Y'all nerds probably played Deus Ex Human Resources, right? Anyone got recommends for must get augs? And must avoids? I remember swimming was useless in the original. The lung aug for breathing poison gas is jumping out as real pointless this time. ;P
So far I grabbed the energy recharge thingy, cause I see a lot of smacking mooks in the face becoming a thing, the lift heavy objects and hacking level 2. My next was probably gonna be the social enhancer, cause I loooove the dialogue...
Get dermal armor.
No matter what you do, there are fights.
Being able to survive them is key.
User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
Y'all nerds probably played Deus Ex Human Resources, right? Anyone got recommends for must get augs? And must avoids? I remember swimming was useless in the original. The lung aug for breathing poison gas is jumping out as real pointless this time. ;P
So far I grabbed the energy recharge thingy, cause I see a lot of smacking mooks in the face becoming a thing, the lift heavy objects and hacking level 2. My next was probably gonna be the social enhancer, cause I loooove the dialogue...
If you're not playing the Director's Cut you need 1 point of Typhoon.
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Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
Deus Ex: HR, and many games like it, does a weird thing where most of the really neat weaponry is kind of off-limits if you want to get the "good" ending, since rampant murder is apparently "not ethical."
I've always wanted a game to provide more means for both lethal and non-lethal combat if its going to guilt me for murdering one of the thousands of nameless guards that stands in my way. If you want to guilt me for horribly murdering people, fine, buy how about giving me something more than "stun gun you get at the start of the game" when the murderbot route gets superdeathlasers and spinningdeathpinball.
Was probably my biggest gripe with Dishonored. Its not the difficulty per se, but the gameplay of "sneaking up behind dude and bonking him on the head and repeating for an hour, next area" gets really old.
Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
Well... Some places do check after they hire you. I've seen several times the new hire getting disappeared after about three weeks for just that reason.
But still, that degree gets you in doors. It's all about getting into the interview to ply your bullshitting skills.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
That fall from any height aug is the yellow bubble dealie from the TV spot, yah?
Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
Wait, he lied?
That's.. like.. big, BIG red flag that will hurt him severely in the long term.
We've had some employees who claimed things that turned out to be not true in terms of experience. It hurt us BADLY, and we are now much more strict.
Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
Wait, he lied?
That's.. like.. big, BIG red flag that will hurt him severely in the long term.
We've had some employees who claimed things that turned out to be not true in terms of experience. It hurt us BADLY, and we are now much more strict.
well if they do figure it out and fire him I *will* give him shit for it, because I definitely could have gotten it and my work experience isn't made up (I can still apply but like, I think they might realize the relation)
Your nephew seems like a really shitty person, I'm really surprised after renting that you associate with him anymore.
I dunno about him being shitty for wanting to take a good job he heard about, I don't think he has an obligation to tell me about leads like that
I mean he really isn't shitty, once he got the hiring notice he told me I didn't have to worry about rent anymore until I got some better work - which is huge
I think a super important part of staying sane is realizing it's normal to have emotional upset over things you shouldn't be upset by if you take it all vulcan-like, and accepting that as okay.
There's somebody in every workplace who makes 12k more every year because they started a year before everyone else. It life
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
Huh. Cleaning my dining room table was a lot easier than I thought.
... DON'T LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE IN MY APARTMENT.
So now.. do I celebrate with Ant Man, Black Panther or Falcon?
I'm not advocating lying but if you lie and get a 55k a year job where before you were making minimum wage
Then in 3 years they want to promote you and that includes some automatic degree check and you get fired
165k vs like, 51k
Maybe worth
ima be honest it might not make it past "we need you to go to a different site"
"uh I dont actually own a car and I can't legally drive even though I said I could"
I'm not advocating lying but if you lie and get a 55k a year job where before you were making minimum wage
Then in 3 years they want to promote you and that includes some automatic degree check and you get fired
165k vs like, 51k
Maybe worth
I wouldn't lie about anything completely verifiable. "I have a degree from X" is objectively true or false. "I have substantial experience in field Y" is a matter of opinion.
Tends to put you in a vulnerable spot, since your application and the facts disagree, and there's a clear record of both, so there's no ambiguity about whether you lied or not.
I'm not advocating lying but if you lie and get a 55k a year job where before you were making minimum wage
Then in 3 years they want to promote you and that includes some automatic degree check and you get fired
165k vs like, 51k
Maybe worth
I wouldn't lie about anything completely verifiable. "I have a degree from X" is objectively true or false. "I have substantial experience in field Y" is a matter of opinion.
Tends to put you in a vulnerable spot, since your application and the facts disagree, and there's a clear record of both, so there's no ambiguity about whether you lied or not.
Right like my resume says I have professional C# experience which is *technically* correct but not really (it's only correct in that it's a factual statement but it was 100% making predefined changes)
but if they sent ninjas to kidnap my old boss and torture him for the truth the best they'd get would be "ahhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not sure if he did any programming or not"
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I have done some very limited perl and bash scripting.. my strength is in SQL. But my main app is very heavily Java based, and knowledge of Java is very important to get jobs related to that sucker.
You bet your ass I'm gonna be erring on the side of professional java experience, even if the extent of my knowledge is knowing how to read and interpret it...
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Wow.
That's just...
Well you really can't be mad at that, can you?
Trust me man that degree is going to keep you out of so many hr/recruiters trash cans.
Yeah with IT you can get by without a degree, but more and more you can't make it into the interview without a degree or am internal reference.
I was looking for something like six months with 5 years of experience and in the damn Seattle area where IT jobs are thick as weeds, and I deff blame that on my degreelessness.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I dunno about him being shitty for wanting to take a good job he heard about, I don't think he has an obligation to tell me about leads like that (I feel like he should but that's different)
I mean he really isn't shitty, once he got the hiring notice he told me I didn't have to worry about rent anymore until I got some better work - which is huge
I just really hope for his sake they don't figure out what he told them in the interview was a load of shit and fire him
Dammit Eater.
Make it easier to share yo' shit.
So far I grabbed the energy recharge thingy, cause I see a lot of smacking mooks in the face becoming a thing, the lift heavy objects and hacking level 2. My next was probably gonna be the social enhancer, cause I loooove the dialogue...
I think a super important part of staying sane is realizing it's normal to have emotional upset over things you shouldn't be upset by if you take it all vulcan-like, and accepting that as okay.
Get dermal armor.
No matter what you do, there are fights.
Being able to survive them is key.
As a follow up, look up the chocolate and Nutella babka recipe.
I'm not going to lie, I might make that tomorrow.
well if my nephew is any indication, why bother? just lie on your application about your degree because nobody checks
college seems to be a total scam, you can just make it up
To be fair I still have a chub from hearing Ansel talk about his hundreds of layers of dough and cinnamon schmear.
It is 90% useless but the few times it is useful, you will not regret the purchase
I don't remember it being necessarily essential.
But it does make things easier.
yeah same one
Don't generalize from one anecdote
I've always wanted a game to provide more means for both lethal and non-lethal combat if its going to guilt me for murdering one of the thousands of nameless guards that stands in my way. If you want to guilt me for horribly murdering people, fine, buy how about giving me something more than "stun gun you get at the start of the game" when the murderbot route gets superdeathlasers and spinningdeathpinball.
Was probably my biggest gripe with Dishonored. Its not the difficulty per se, but the gameplay of "sneaking up behind dude and bonking him on the head and repeating for an hour, next area" gets really old.
Well... Some places do check after they hire you. I've seen several times the new hire getting disappeared after about three weeks for just that reason.
But still, that degree gets you in doors. It's all about getting into the interview to ply your bullshitting skills.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
https://youtu.be/5OGZO-F5Bp0
that is definitely on the list. I fell off this apartment building twice. >.>
No definitely not essential but I always eventually take it because its nicer to have than to not have.
Wait, he lied?
That's.. like.. big, BIG red flag that will hurt him severely in the long term.
We've had some employees who claimed things that turned out to be not true in terms of experience. It hurt us BADLY, and we are now much more strict.
well if they do figure it out and fire him I *will* give him shit for it, because I definitely could have gotten it and my work experience isn't made up (I can still apply but like, I think they might realize the relation)
primary and secondary double barrelled shotguns, sidearm sawed off shotgun
Then in 3 years they want to promote you and that includes some automatic degree check and you get fired
165k vs like, 51k
Maybe worth
There's somebody in every workplace who makes 12k more every year because they started a year before everyone else. It life
... DON'T LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE IN MY APARTMENT.
So now.. do I celebrate with Ant Man, Black Panther or Falcon?
ima be honest it might not make it past "we need you to go to a different site"
"uh I dont actually own a car and I can't legally drive even though I said I could"
I wouldn't lie about anything completely verifiable. "I have a degree from X" is objectively true or false. "I have substantial experience in field Y" is a matter of opinion.
Tends to put you in a vulnerable spot, since your application and the facts disagree, and there's a clear record of both, so there's no ambiguity about whether you lied or not.
beautiful 75 and sunny, thunderstorms, then snow
in the span of 3 days.
God damn dine-n-dashers
Right like my resume says I have professional C# experience which is *technically* correct but not really (it's only correct in that it's a factual statement but it was 100% making predefined changes)
but if they sent ninjas to kidnap my old boss and torture him for the truth the best they'd get would be "ahhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not sure if he did any programming or not"
You bet your ass I'm gonna be erring on the side of professional java experience, even if the extent of my knowledge is knowing how to read and interpret it...
We had a spring like that in CA once
We're all "California stahp you're drunk"
California all just "YOLO"