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Penny Arcade - Comic - Quanta

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited April 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Quanta

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    and after they jerked each other off they went out for Taco Bell? I would link the comic this references but I can't find it.

  • Christian LeBlancChristian LeBlanc Registered User regular
    Dopplebangers!

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I like that the Gabes' hair makes a heart in panel two.

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  • ZhedZhed Registered User new member
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.

  • tgbennett30tgbennett30 Registered User regular
    Well, that escalated quickly....

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    i-psbNPSp-2100x20000.jpg

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Overpopul-

    Wait. Damn.

    You win this round!

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdyrtEf2Jk

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

    Asymmetrical blue balls.

  • Jakk FrostJakk Frost Registered User regular
    Hmmm, would the rule "It's always better when it's someone else's hand" apply in a case like this?

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Now now, perfectly symmetrical mutual masturbation never solved anything.

    Name one thing that it didn't

    Asymmetrical blue balls.

    It is literally the cure for blue balls.

  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Zhed wrote: »
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.
    Did not even notice it was an exact mirroring until I read this. Now I can't unsee.

    25t9pjnmqicf.jpg
  • MoganMogan Registered User regular
    What % of PA comics do you think involve dicks, jerking off, sex with things that aren't human, or weird sexual fantasies?

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    432.666 (repeating) percent.

  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    Zhed wrote: »
    Left-Gabe (Gabe Prime? RetroGabe?) sure changed his shirt fast between those panels.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa6fbOF3x8M

  • DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    So I guess quantum means "time" now...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tpYFen3fJM[/yt]

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    The meaning changed.

    Because of quantum.

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Once upon a quantum.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2016
    James Bond in Time of Solace.

    That's actually better.

    MichaelLC on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Time physics

    Time computing

    Time mechanics

    Time Leap starring Scott Bakula

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Time physics

    Time computing

    Time mechanics

    Time Leap starring Scott Bakula

    My favorite is when Comcast used quantum in an advertisement to mean a large, seemingly endless sampling of channels. *facepalm*

  • ChaosPathChaosPath Registered User regular
    Mogan wrote: »
    What % of PA comics do you think involve dicks, jerking off, sex with things that aren't human, or weird sexual fantasies?

    The same % of PA comics that are funny

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    So I guess the Gabes ejaculated into the other's eye and now we have Gabe-B and Gabe-R?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ziddersroofurryziddersroofurry Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Once upon a comic near me
    I pondered upon quantum theory
    looking for the answer to
    just what the hell Gabe's now up to.

    Splitting selves and masturbation.
    Atoms parsed and celebration
    of self-love by Gabe, now doubled.
    I think we're all in SO much trouble.

    Should we fear bionic reach?
    Is Wal-Mart open? Need eye bleach!
    One things sure there's no room here
    for Gabe on Gabe. The fap we fear!

    ziddersroofurry on
  • poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    The third gabe is " Future-future " Gabe... >.> He knows that Quantum Break will only end in tears.

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