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Is this [chat] conference over yet? Yes, yes it is

So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
edited April 2016 in Debate and/or Discourse
Go Warriors!

So It Goes on
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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    DS1 update:
    I'm doing the Catacombs way late.
    I still managed to die when I got to the bottom.
    Because I got close to an edge, and it caused an enemy from elsewhere in the level to drop on top of me, and then a pinwheel got stuck in me.
    Dark Souls.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Great Op. Solid 5/7

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Eldar are released in Battlefleet Gothic Armada.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    SiG took all our energy and this is the OP we got?

    So inefficient.

    I ate an engineer
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    does anyone here play Elder Scrolls Online? bro and his finace play I guess and they bought me a copy so I would play with them

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    SiG took all our energy and this is the OP we got?

    So inefficient.

    she gave it to rugged

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    milski wrote: »
    SiG took all our energy and this is the OP we got?

    So inefficient.

    SiG gave it to Krillen

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    SiG took all our energy and this is the OP we got?

    So inefficient.

    I sent it to rugged!

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Go Warriors!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw

    (They're going to pull an 18-1 tho)

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular

    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    it's been a particularly shitty Wednesday

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

    As a dude I'm actually mildly uncomfortable with this line of jokes

    I ate an engineer
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    Think of baseball next time

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

    Rude

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    oh in that case maybe a condom will help desensitize it so you last longer?

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

    As a dude I'm actually mildly uncomfortable with this line of jokes
    Ok I'm sorry

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

    Rude

    I thought men liked having their meat ground

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    oh in that case maybe a condom will help desensitize it so you last longer?

    i'll try that next time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    One stroke = One orgasm

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm not saying that as soon as it's scientifically possible to create babies without sperm that we immediately throw all men into a giant meat grinder like the baby male chicks of egg laying hens but

    Rude

    I thought men liked having their meat ground

    She's mashing it

    Yeah, she does that

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Speaking of dudes today I bought a movie ticket from a dude with fantastic pink hair and I almost said "your hair is fantastic" but then instead I said "thank you" and walked away

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also this david bowie cover of alabama song is fucking terrible

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    sigh

    I hope they don't make us switch off of our half-decent health insurance too soon

    I was liking it! I've never even had one that was half-decent.

    I doubt they're gonna give me a pay increase when we go over to the shittier plans >:(

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Chanus is pax a definitive no, now

    *lip quivers*

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    oh in that case maybe a condom will help desensitize it so you last longer?

    Condoms can interfere with other stuff though

    Use lidocaine

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    are we fucking done with the kill all men thing yet

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus is pax a definitive no, now

    *lip quivers*

    well funny story

    so i fucked up ordering the tickets and put the wrong address and so if all else fails i may be driving up to boston just to make sure skippy and spool and bel get theirs if the only way i can get them is through will call

    but if that's not necessary then i will not be attending, no

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    One stroke = One orgasm

    not at my age

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    oh in that case maybe a condom will help desensitize it so you last longer?

    Condoms can interfere with other stuff though

    Use lidocaine

    Use cocaine, it's also a local anaesthetic.

    I ate an engineer
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    make sure it's lidocaine with epinephrine

    it'll keep you hard

    probably forever

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    we're killing all humans now

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    are we fucking done with the kill all men thing yet

    I don't know

    are you still alive?

    then no


    *updates list*

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Kill all orks

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    are we fucking done with the kill all men thing yet

    I don't know

    are you still alive?

    then no


    *updates list*

    yeah, this isn't funny and is super tiresome

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    milski wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what a fuckin day you guys

    i think i had like four strokes

    that's a lot of stroking chanus maybe give ur arm a break or try it left handed

    no i mean four individual strokes and that's it

    oh in that case maybe a condom will help desensitize it so you last longer?

    Condoms can interfere with other stuff though

    Use lidocaine

    Use cocaine, it's also a local anaesthetic.

    i prefer a district-wide anesthetic

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    does anyone here play Elder Scrolls Online? bro and his finace play I guess and they bought me a copy so I would play with them

    Hm, it's an mmo eh...

    And you mean Xbox or PC?

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