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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    A tad too small to ride.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Stim... I just now realized your avatar is a dude holding a pickaxe and not a skeleton with an afro, aka Brooks.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    Forget tiny horses and goats, I wanna hang with those sheeps.

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    Forget tiny horses and goats, I wanna hang with those sheeps.

    You have an hour to get here. Run!

    OmnipotentBagel
  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

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    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Stim... I just now realized your avatar is a dude holding a pickaxe and not a skeleton with an afro, aka Brooks.

    It is part of the Dwarf Fortress animated intro.

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Reminds me of this adorable ad

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    SO ICKLE AND FAT

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    since this is the horse place in Pocket Card jockey I have been naming my horses odd things like codeine high and Valium Knight

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.

    High five for January birthdays though.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.

    Well, as a horse, it's probably delivered a fair number of Ultimate Falcon Kicks.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen


    I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.
    But then it would destroy the racetrack and the galaxy it lives in.

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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.

    High five for January birthdays though.

    Januarians all up ins

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    Or your goldfish.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    Or your goldfish.

    You name your ponies after your goldfish?

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2016
    darleysam wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    Or your goldfish.

    You name your ponies after your goldfish?

    I expected you, of all people, to get this!
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    darleysam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    Or your goldfish.

    You name your ponies after your goldfish?

    I expected you, of all people, to get this!
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    I was intentionally misunderstanding your post for humor!

    (I absolutely love the site gag of the goldfish with the reverse scuba suit).
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    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    A tad too small to ride.

    BZO7rzvl.jpg

    One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.

    My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.

    Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.

    Or your goldfish.

    You name your ponies after your goldfish?

    I expected you, of all people, to get this!
    Canela.jpg

    I was intentionally misunderstanding your post for humor!

    (I absolutely love the site gag of the goldfish with the reverse scuba suit).
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    Come along, Cinnamon!

    Also, I think today's Whomp is either an appropriate thread closer, or new thread opener, or maybe even a bridge between the two:

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!

    On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.

    High five for January birthdays though.

    January 4th here, almost a December! As near as my mom's OBGYN could tell, I was supposed to be a Christmas baby.

    Which is bullshit.

    Do you know how many times I got the 'this is your Christmas *AND* Birthday' present? Too fucking many! It would have been ten times that as a Christmas baby!

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