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I would do anything for [Love], but I won't do that

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »

    Yet another reason I'll probably never use online dating.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »

    I didn't know you were a Homestuck, Hacksaw.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    yeah, shitty robots. Bet they don't even have wheels.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    :winky: oi oi

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    :winky: oi oi

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I love robots actually

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    :winky: oi oi

    Machine-gun jubblies?!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    :winky: oi oi

    Machine-gun jubblies?!

    phwoar!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    Well, funny you should say that...

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    That is an old reference.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Do not kiss robots

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    It's not so bad, if you like robots.

    yeah, shitty robots. Bet they don't even have wheels.

    I keep asking you to build me a Lovebot with wheels but you just keep dragging your heels!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

    I'm not , I've got three more years until, as a woman, society classes me as old 8-)

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I dunno if you're old in your 30s any more but I guess it's different if you are a woman sadly

    For me I always found slightly older women to be appealing. I dunno why. It doesn't matter if they look older or younger than me at all though? It's just the number and I guess the sort of concept of maturity that comes with it? Late twenties just seems to sit easily within my head.

    Yes I know I am weird

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

    I'm not , I've got three more years until, as a woman, society classes me as old 8-)

    Lucky you're not an actress--they'd be looking to shuffle you out of leading roles already.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    You're not weird, Solar!

    But yeah its different for women, its a thing as a man you won't fully experience in the same sense of societal pressure - but thats not your fault!

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

    I'm not , I've got three more years until, as a woman, society classes me as old 8-)

    Lucky you.

    Meanwhile, I can now hear my bones creak instead of just feeling them creak. This is everything I never wanted.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

    I'm not , I've got three more years until, as a woman, society classes me as old 8-)

    Lucky you're not an actress--they'd be looking to shuffle you out of leading roles already.

    Reminds me of one of my favourite posts from Casting Call Woes, a blog that seeks out terrible (usually sexist) casting calls.
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is an old reference.

    Yeah, because we're old.

    I'm not , I've got three more years until, as a woman, society classes me as old 8-)

    Lucky you're not an actress--they'd be looking to shuffle you out of leading roles already.

    Reminds me of one of my favourite posts from Casting Call Woes, a blog that seeks out terrible (usually sexist) casting calls.
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    huergh

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »

    In my head the salticid side of that conversation monologue was illustrated by Abby Howard.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I dunno if you're old in your 30s any more but I guess it's different if you are a woman sadly

    For me I always found slightly older women to be appealing. I dunno why. It doesn't matter if they look older or younger than me at all though? It's just the number and I guess the sort of concept of maturity that comes with it? Late twenties just seems to sit easily within my head.

    Yes I know I am weird

    :bigfrown:

    :bigfrown: :bigfrown:

    Oh god please don't classify me as a cougar yet, I still get zits

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Woop woop woop alert
    I ran into THREE new cute girls in my building on my way to do laundry
    Why wasn't I notified they'd moved in???

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Woop woop woop alert
    I ran into THREE new cute girls in my building on my way to do laundry
    Why wasn't I notified they'd moved in???

    Probably because they all live together/know each other and you're about to blunder into another "I'm gonna get skinned and turned into a lamp" kinda situations.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Well, at least I've found my type

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I haven't lived in a building with cute girls in it since I was in the dorms.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I dunno if you're old in your 30s any more but I guess it's different if you are a woman sadly

    For me I always found slightly older women to be appealing. I dunno why. It doesn't matter if they look older or younger than me at all though? It's just the number and I guess the sort of concept of maturity that comes with it? Late twenties just seems to sit easily within my head.

    Yes I know I am weird

    :bigfrown:

    :bigfrown: :bigfrown:

    Oh god please don't classify me as a cougar yet, I still get zits

    "late twenties" yer cute.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Everyone keeps telling me 30 is when the real party begins.

    I'm going to assume this party is controlled by amateur min/maxers who don't understand that trading off terrible knees for decent facial hair is not really the best distribution of stats.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Everyone keeps telling me 30 is when the real party begins.

    I'm going to assume this party is controlled by amateur min/maxers who don't understand that trading off terrible knees for decent facial hair is not really the best distribution of stats.

    also your hangovers become entirely disproportionate. 30 is terrible.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    If hangovers get worse when you get older I might as well just become a teetotaler now.

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    who's got two thumbs and turns 34 in a few weeks?

    :-1: :cool: :+1:

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    who's got two thumbs and turns 34 in a few weeks?

    :-1: :cool: :+1:

    Happy birthday!

    Please bookmark this post and pull it back out at the appropriate time.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    who's got two thumbs and turns 34 in a few weeks?

    :-1: :cool: :+1:

    Some woman five years older than you, surely

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    who's got two thumbs and turns 34 in a few weeks?

    :-1: :cool: :+1:

    Some woman five years older than you, surely

    Alternately, "I had no idea Coolsmiley was that old".

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    who's got two thumbs and turns 34 in a few weeks?

    :-1: :cool: :+1:

    Some woman five years older than you, surely

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I mean, I feel like I'm still pretty okay!

    I clean up... like, mostly alright, in a dress, I guess? My knees are pretty okay. I still don't have facial hair. And I don't get much of a hangover unless I do "Hey Allen brought over two bottles of champagne and a bottle of St. Germaine," which, ONLY ONCE, I swear! I suppose that's in comparison to Asia/university hangovers, which might be different.

    Seriously though I don't feel like my life is over, NOR is the fun. Shit.

    I mean my dad is 59 and my mom is 57 and they just finished a weekend of partying with Hieronymus Bosch art/events and their best friends, during which they begged ice from a McDonald's, and they're about to spend a month just drivin' around Italy on vacay. Who says the fun has to stop? The hell is that about?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh, the fun doesn't stop. It's your ability to recover from the fun that takes a serious hit.

    As long as you never stop partying, it's not an issue.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm almost 37

    Youngins

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