I once went on a date with a girl and ordered a double club sandwich, which turned out not to be two sandwiches so much as one sandwich with 3 layers and a crapload of everything.
It exploded in my tiny baby hands halfway through our conversation and she laughed and laughed
Cheeky Nandos with a side order of top bants is time spent with the lads
Ok now try that again but this time use words.
It's when the doctor's prescribed a full course of bantibiotics and plenty of good times, but NHS Direct tells you that pizza hut will give you some nasty side-effects, while a cheeky Nando's is
edit: in case it's not obvious, this is not my native tongue.
I mean, the real secret is none of really knows what we're talking about most of the time and we only really manage to communicate effectively through blind guessing and sheer luck.
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
This is the most horrific thing I've read all day. Good God!
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
Make sure to refill it with avocado.
Why would replacing something gross with something delicious be a prank?
Is it because I might throw out that avocado thinking that it's a banana?
I both love bananas and am super conscious of how I probably look when I'm eating them.
Do you suck your bananas or eat them in one huge gulp? If not it should look fine.
Also, I understand this is a deeply personal question; feel free to not share your banana mastication techniques!
I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
Make sure to refill it with avocado.
Why would replacing something gross with something delicious be a prank?
Is it because I might throw out that avocado thinking that it's a banana?
You are clearly confused on which item is which here. See, bananas are the delicious yellow ones with a peel and avacados are the green disgusting ones.
Now I'm in the mood to re-read that bizarre comic about two kids and a guy hunting Dracula, that uses just the same six frames of copied and pasted art. But searching for it on the forum reveals that the PA Forum Community talks about Dracula a lot. Like, 3-5 mentions a day, minimum.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
Now I'm in the mood to re-read that bizarre comic about two kids and a guy hunting Dracula, that uses just the same six frames of copied and pasted art. But searching for it on the forum reveals that the PA Forum Community talks about Dracula a lot. Like, 3-5 mentions a day, minimum.
Man, now I want analytics for this site that shows frequency of occurrence for a given word. How often do we actually talk about Power Rangers, or teledildonics?
Also, are you possibly thinking of Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula? It's not quite six frames of copy-pasted art, but the location never changes throughout the comic, so the panels are all pretty samey.
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I only scored an 89.5 on my PT test (I'm military) which means I barely missed the extra day pass (day off) and I have to test again in six months. If I had just run 20 seconds faster or done a few more push-ups I would have a day off and be free from testing for a whole year.
I could have used that day off to visit my gf.
Thankfully I get to see her this weekend. And help her move in to a nice new one bedroom place! Not having to pick up after messy roommates will be nice, because she won't have time once her dissertation starts soon.
Back to my funk, being an officer, not making 90 is basically an affront to all that is right in the world. So I get to have leadership treating me with kid gloves and talking to me like someone in my family died.
Now I'm in the mood to re-read that bizarre comic about two kids and a guy hunting Dracula, that uses just the same six frames of copied and pasted art. But searching for it on the forum reveals that the PA Forum Community talks about Dracula a lot. Like, 3-5 mentions a day, minimum.
Man, now I want analytics for this site that shows frequency of occurrence for a given word. How often do we actually talk about Power Rangers, or teledildonics?
Also, are you possibly thinking of Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula? It's not quite six frames of copy-pasted art, but the location never changes throughout the comic, so the panels are all pretty samey.
God but I do love Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
how did this thread become so damn british so quickly?
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Ok now try that again but this time use words.
It exploded in my tiny baby hands halfway through our conversation and she laughed and laughed
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It's when the doctor's prescribed a full course of bantibiotics and plenty of good times, but NHS Direct tells you that pizza hut will give you some nasty side-effects, while a cheeky Nando's is
edit: in case it's not obvious, this is not my native tongue.
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I have it on good authority that the most erotic known method of banana eating is to massage the banana until the contents are liquified, then puncture the skin with the canine teeth and suck out the insides.
Because of Sexy Draculas.
I actually peel the entire thing and then eat like corn on the cob, typewriter style.
I cut off the end then use a tiny long-handled spoon to eat the insides, leaving the peel intact. Once finished, I reattach the cut off part with glue, and give the empty banana to someone as a hilarious prank.
This is the most horrific thing I've read all day. Good God!
Make sure to refill it with avocado.
Too far
Too far
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My brother!
It was that or Cameron, and there's no way I'm posting that glossy dollop of ham in here.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos Clegg's local representative
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Same, I think!
we do not forget
we do not forgive.
Why would replacing something gross with something delicious be a prank?
Is it because I might throw out that avocado thinking that it's a banana?
You are clearly confused on which item is which here. See, bananas are the delicious yellow ones with a peel and avacados are the green disgusting ones.
Man, now I want analytics for this site that shows frequency of occurrence for a given word. How often do we actually talk about Power Rangers, or teledildonics?
Also, are you possibly thinking of Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula? It's not quite six frames of copy-pasted art, but the location never changes throughout the comic, so the panels are all pretty samey.
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You're saying the North remembers?
I only scored an 89.5 on my PT test (I'm military) which means I barely missed the extra day pass (day off) and I have to test again in six months. If I had just run 20 seconds faster or done a few more push-ups I would have a day off and be free from testing for a whole year.
I could have used that day off to visit my gf.
Thankfully I get to see her this weekend. And help her move in to a nice new one bedroom place! Not having to pick up after messy roommates will be nice, because she won't have time once her dissertation starts soon.
Back to my funk, being an officer, not making 90 is basically an affront to all that is right in the world. So I get to have leadership treating me with kid gloves and talking to me like someone in my family died.
God but I do love Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
By quickly do you mean over the process of it's last three incarnations?
that is not a real person
Are any of us?
mirrors are not so no