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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo

    anyone who's ever worked retail or at a restaurant, watch this fake sick call video immediately

    What kind of person does this? Like what is the point of bothering someone doing their job?

    i would be so incredibly glad to have this distraction from work

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    On a quiz question that said "What are some ways Halberstam suggests to deal with boredom?" a student in my class wrote "Picture the professor naked."

    In all fairness, she is super hot....

    ...Could see Halberstam saying that tbh.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Key and Peele may be my favorite two comedians ever. They are doing an AMA right now on Reddit and it is easily the best AMA I have ever read.

    The are responding to each other and are basically doing skits within the AMA. Like 15-20 responses to each other worth of hilarity PER QUESTION.

    I love them.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4fobbx/we_are_key_peele_our_new_movie_keanu_is_out_april/

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo

    anyone who's ever worked retail or at a restaurant, watch this fake sick call video immediately

    What kind of person does this? Like what is the point of bothering someone doing their job?

    some people are buttholes

    I guess? I mean "Oh ha I don't even work there ha!" oh noes you got that manager she didn't know you didn't work there, but what if in your lols you picked the name of someone who did actually work there and then when that guy gets in he gets yelled at for trying to fake call in?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so my mouse broke after 2.5 years and it's been 14 hours since i filed a claim with logitech

    someone get one of the v for vendetta masks and some booze bottles and rags

    I'm just buying a new one at PaxEast

    i've never bought a thing at pax. do they actually have better deals than like, buying on amazon

    Its more the companies I'll probably want to get one from will be there and I can get an idea of how it will actually feel in my hand. I'm told on Sunday sometimes you can get a good deal but I'll probably just get one if the price is reasonable and I like it

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    if Washington Metro doesn't get its shit together that would be a real negative point on my list of possible places to visit. That was so bad I wouldn't be able handle it (Unless I ubered everywhere?)

    This Washington?

    Kinda depends on which part of town youre in. Different areas are not even close to equal when it comes to public transit here.

    are you going from or coming to downtown seattle? well it's not half bad



    anywhere else u fukt

    That extends to cap hill and north seattle now too though. :P

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo

    anyone who's ever worked retail or at a restaurant, watch this fake sick call video immediately

    What kind of person does this? Like what is the point of bothering someone doing their job?

    i would be so incredibly glad to have this distraction from work

    Not me Chu, then again I work a phone job and dealing with my real customers is obnoxious enough, I don't need some bro who thinks he's hilarious calling in to bullshit me.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    castle you want straggle?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    is exploding juice the best twitter handle to use when asking whether it's okay to bring a bag into a crowded event in boston?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Metal detectors? Looks like chu is out for going

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    is exploding juice the best twitter handle to use when asking whether it's okay to bring a bag into a crowded event in boston?

    Look Gushers had to pick a twitter handle.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    castle you want straggle?

    Yes, I'll be on in a few mins. I just need to shave off this stupid beard fast. Gimme 10.

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Metal detectors? Looks like chu is out for going

    can i just check my firearm at the door or

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    I ate an engineer
  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    castle you want straggle?

    Yes, I'll be on in a few mins. I just need to shave off this stupid beard fast. Gimme 10.

    I dunno how it works you need to explain to me like a stupid

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Castle, I thought you had date?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    GOD DAMN YOU JOHN BEL EDWARDS!

    You know under Bobby Jindal this kind of thing never happened.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    if Washington Metro doesn't get its shit together that would be a real negative point on my list of possible places to visit. That was so bad I wouldn't be able handle it (Unless I ubered everywhere?)

    Washington you mean like DC right, not like Seattle?

    I metro to work every day in DC, and even went on a metro lunch excursion today. It is fine!

    ...well, most lines are fine most of the time.

    The video I saw was not fineeee
    I was getting claustrophobic just looking at it
    Ahhhhhhh
    So many people trying to cram in such a tiny place.

    Also describes orgies that are not fineeee

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmm I should go get a haircut

    make sure my lines are right for pax

    my current haircut has like, the part-line shaved in so it can get very sloppy very quickly

    but also i don't feel like getting a haircut so

    Neither of you are urban enough for this exchange

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I'm not going to her place until 7 so I can play for awhile then it saves I think

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    Taxes tho

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    GOD DAMN YOU JOHN BEL EDWARDS!

    You know under Bobby Jindal this kind of thing never happened.

    To be fair of all the shitty budgeting Jindal did he always vetoed cuts to TOPS and attempts to prevent it from rising with tuition increases.

    So he has that going for him, if literally nothing else.

    I ate an engineer
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hmm I should go get a haircut

    make sure my lines are right for pax

    my current haircut has like, the part-line shaved in so it can get very sloppy very quickly

    but also i don't feel like getting a haircut so

    Neither of you are urban enough for this exchange

    look white soldiers were keeping their lines sharp before black people could even serve

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So last night I had a call go past my leave time and I told the caller I had to cut her short because I had to go get my son from day care and she exploded on me. Like she feigned empathy about that happening to her once and then pulled the "I pay your salary line" I swear to god when you become a real estate agent they lobotomize your ass.

    "And your 60 clock hours is done, just step right up to Dr. Pick and you'll be all set to be a functional psycho who can't read, good luck!"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    Taxes tho

    This might be the only thing that makes a tax increase not terrible for the elected officials. Maybe.

    I ate an engineer
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    TOPS was the only good thing about that entire state and I'm including New Orleans

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Someone else enjoy this Key and Peele AMA with me!
    Hey Keegan and Jordan! Thanks for doing this AMA.

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you both wish you still had the show to "appreciate" Election 2016?

    Who are y'alls comedian father figures? Whose work do you both appreciate/ponder on, that inspires you in all that you do?

    And I know Keanu isn't even out yet, but if you could make a sequel to it in the future, what animal would you want to feature saving next?
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key840 points 3 hours ago

    Question 3: You're assuming that Keanu doesn't make it out of the first one. Talk about a dystopian future.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 730 points 3 hours ago

    You know what? How about a baby cow.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 717 points 3 hours ago

    Like a calf?
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 681 points 3 hours ago

    A calf.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 655 points 3 hours ago

    Or a foal? Maybe even a foal. A baby horse. That'd be fun too.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 608 points 3 hours ago

    A baby horse?
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 643 points 3 hours ago

    I just wanted to say "foal," and when you said baby cow I thought of a baby horse so I said, "foal".
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 625 points 3 hours ago

    I don't know about baby horses, they kind of look creepy when they come out with their little pin legs.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 665 points 3 hours ago

    And they're in that sack.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 213 points 3 hours ago

    And they're in that sack, and they can't really walk, and they're shivering.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 216 points 3 hours ago

    They are just covered in goop.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 224 points 3 hours ago

    Amniotic gunk.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 230 points 3 hours ago

    Yeah. I would say...you know what animal's not been given a fair shake in quite some time? The chinchilla.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 219 points 3 hours ago

    The chinchilla?
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key223 points 3 hours ago

    The chinchilla.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 216 points 3 hours ago

    Done.
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 215 points 3 hours ago

    Lots of personality, interesting looking little animals, cute to a degree, better than a hedgehog!
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 226 points 3 hours ago

    Primate? Rodent?
    [–]Keegan-Michael-KeyKeegan Michael Key 227 points 3 hours ago

    I feel like it's a...it's definitely not a primate. But as rodents go, I would call it a primate rodent. It looks very...yeah, a chinchilla. I might go with a chinchilla, somewhere in there. Armadillo. Like animals that you haven't seen a lot recently that seem to me to have a of of personality.
    [–]Jordan_PeeleJordan Peele 229 points 3 hours ago

    Mhm mhm mhm, I like it.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I bought a shirt at pax, took it home, and found out it had a hole in it

    I was mad

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    milski wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    GOD DAMN YOU JOHN BEL EDWARDS!

    You know under Bobby Jindal this kind of thing never happened.

    To be fair of all the shitty budgeting Jindal did he always vetoed cuts to TOPS and attempts to prevent it from rising with tuition increases.

    So he has that going for him, if literally nothing else.

    yes he did have an amazing misunderstanding of the consequences of the budget and revenue cuts he supported and enacted

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    TOPS was the only good thing about that entire state and I'm including New Orleans

    Food and my grandma tho....

    You don't hate grandma milski do you?

    I ate an engineer
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    hmm my glasses are missing

    not ideal

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    It's nice to not be in a public facing job.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    UGGGHHHHH I need to go workout but ugggghhhhh I iust want to go buy an ice cream sandwich instead.

    late reply, because I was getting swole

    GET SWOLE, THEN ICE CREAM

    FroThulhu on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    My face smells like Clearisil

    Probably because I rubbed Clearasil on it.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Key and Peele may be my favorite two comedians ever. They are doing an AMA right now on Reddit and it is easily the best AMA I have ever read.

    The are responding to each other and are basically doing skits within the AMA. Like 15-20 responses to each other worth of hilarity PER QUESTION.

    I love them.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4fobbx/we_are_key_peele_our_new_movie_keanu_is_out_april/

    haha

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My face smells like Clearisil

    Probably because I rubbed Clearasil on it.

    Try rubbing more on

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    So apparently Louisiana's surprisingly good college scholarship program for in state students is only 1/3rd funded this year, meaning the bottom 2/3rds of students by ACT score on the program will lose all scholarship money.

    Fucking hell

    GOD DAMN YOU JOHN BEL EDWARDS!

    You know under Bobby Jindal this kind of thing never happened.

    To be fair of all the shitty budgeting Jindal did he always vetoed cuts to TOPS and attempts to prevent it from rising with tuition increases.

    So he has that going for him, if literally nothing else.

    You do realize it was all his shitty budgeting that forced this change right? Edwards is specifically putting the hurt on Louisiana to highlight how fucked everything is. Like I swear they are flat out closing colleges.

    And this is all the voters fault, they kept voting these morons into office and now its time to pay the piper and you just know that joke I made about Jindal is what people will say.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My face smells like Clearisil

    Probably because I rubbed Clearasil on it.

    why are these spelled differently

    what is going on here

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i still don't understand what the chainwax is

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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