IT was asked to setup automatic mail backups for us. We got a half-hearted email instructing us on how to drag a PST file to a network drive. The instructions do not include what a PST file is or where I'd find one. Only that Outlook should be closed before copying it.
Now I know what a PST is and I can look up where mine are stored I guess but jesus christ IT. I wish I got to halfass my job like this.
"Oh yeah just take the camera, hook it up, and point it at the thing and say go. It should probably be ok."
lol your IT is so bad
it's amazing
that's also... not even what mail backups is
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
1) why is anyone wearing anything but boxer briefs, they look great and feel good and fit easiest under tight pants, and if you're not wearing tights pants, well
2) I do not understand the appeal of shaving one's bits to the skin. Trim, sure, for neatness and oral convenience, but shaving is bad for the skin! Leave some underbrush for gossake
re: #2 shaft hair
People have hair on their shaft? Ye gods.
not the whole thing but like, the first 6 inches or so
porp
how big is it really?
I'll donate $20 to the charity of your choice.
And ask anyone, I'll fucking do it.
Omg! Why are you sharing this shit "Sir Landshark"?!?!??!? Why not just send all these ppl a dick pic. Ffs. No wonder Hakkekage has nightmares about you and your junk
It's like the time the Starbucks guy was dumbstruck by my wife's request of a tall drink in her "grande" sized personal coffee container. As smoke started coming out of his ears after trying to explain that, yes, a tall drink will indeed fit in there the lady behind him was like, "I got this Chad, just ring them up"
*I'm assuming his name was Chad, I forgot it.
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
i was gonna eat that leftover stirfry for lunch today but now i want a cheesesteak minus the cheese
This isn’t the first naked jogger sighting in the neighborhood. One was spotted on the Boulevard in the Fan in 2014 and was reported in the area more than once for five years prior. A Fan resident had stated that he verbally harassed her. He stopped to share a beer with another woman.
Why would you harass a nude jogger? And then the guy had a beer? Why is that relevant to the story?
we don't have a naked jogger but we do have a dancing hotpants rollerskater with gigantic earphones
i havent seen him yet this year
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
This isn’t the first naked jogger sighting in the neighborhood. One was spotted on the Boulevard in the Fan in 2014 and was reported in the area more than once for five years prior. A Fan resident had stated that he verbally harassed her. He stopped to share a beer with another woman.
Why would you harass a nude jogger? And then the guy had a beer? Why is that relevant to the story?
i guess he's not like some creepy weirdo and just some guy who likes jogging nude
so the beer anecdote humanizes him?
i dunno
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
dang
my boss' boss was just like it's a real shame [person a level up from you] is leaving right now and not in a few months.. we've been really really happy with your progress here and we would've loved to have you take that position
dangles. why couldnt you quit in another 6 months you selfish man
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
i go to the cheesesteak place and order a cheesesteak for lunch. there is a new guy taking orders. i tell him i want a cheese steak with peppers and onions.
"that's it?" he says to me.
"yes" although i did not consider the implications of the question until later
i get back to my desk and open my sandwich to discover that
there
is
no
cheese
on my cheesesteak
of course i wanted cheese you fucking idiot, it's in the goddamn name
Apparently, in certain parts of the country "plain" takes on a whole different meaning from what plain is supposed to mean.
Plain, by context, means "nothing". If I say "give me a burger plain" that means I want nothing on it. Plain's definition implies that "nothing should change" but if I say "burger plain" why not just say burger? It doesn't mean anything if nothing changes. It's not like I said "yes give me a burger with lettuce, plain, so just ignore that lettuce brother."
But in some parts of the rural south and midwest "plain" means exactly that "I want this as it is on the menu". It's mind baffling, like they're not cognizant of why someone would say plain instead of just the menu item.
I assume that's what happened here, in some form, he heard "cheesesteak" and his brain went "okay so meat on a bun sandwich, and he only wants peppers and onions.. but the cheese... hmm he didn't say cheese specifically other than reference to the sandwich, he must've meant plain cheesesteak"
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
IT was asked to setup automatic mail backups for us. We got a half-hearted email instructing us on how to drag a PST file to a network drive. The instructions do not include what a PST file is or where I'd find one. Only that Outlook should be closed before copying it.
Now I know what a PST is and I can look up where mine are stored I guess but jesus christ IT. I wish I got to halfass my job like this.
"Oh yeah just take the camera, hook it up, and point it at the thing and say go. It should probably be ok."
You guys hiring IT? My left nut could do it better.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
uhh why aren't the backups encrypted?
THEY ARE. Management is paranoid and IT would rather implement useless systems than push back.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
my boss' boss was just like it's a real shame [person a level up from you] is leaving right now and not in a few months.. we've been really really happy with your progress here and we would've loved to have you take that position
dangles. why couldnt you quit in another 6 months you selfish man
why can't you just train for the position in a probationary role for the next six months
i go to the cheesesteak place and order a cheesesteak for lunch. there is a new guy taking orders. i tell him i want a cheese steak with peppers and onions.
"that's it?" he says to me.
"yes" although i did not consider the implications of the question until later
i get back to my desk and open my sandwich to discover that
there
is
no
cheese
on my cheesesteak
of course i wanted cheese you fucking idiot, it's in the goddamn name
Apparently, in certain parts of the country "plain" takes on a whole different meaning from what plain is supposed to mean.
Plain, by context, means "nothing". If I say "give me a burger plain" that means I want nothing on it. Plain's definition implies that "nothing should change" but if I say "burger plain" why not just say burger? It doesn't mean anything if nothing changes. It's not like I said "yes give me a burger with lettuce, plain, so just ignore that lettuce brother."
But in some parts of the rural south and midwest "plain" means exactly that "I want this as it is on the menu". It's mind baffling, like they're not cognizant of why someone would say plain instead of just the menu item.
I assume that's what happened here, in some form, he heard "cheesesteak" and his brain went "okay so meat on a bun sandwich, and he only wants peppers and onions.. but the cheese... hmm he didn't say cheese specifically other than reference to the sandwich, he must've meant plain cheesesteak"
or he's an idiot and lucky that i didn't have my six shooters and spurs on
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
1) why is anyone wearing anything but boxer briefs, they look great and feel good and fit easiest under tight pants, and if you're not wearing tights pants, well
2) I do not understand the appeal of shaving one's bits to the skin. Trim, sure, for neatness and oral convenience, but shaving is bad for the skin! Leave some underbrush for gossake
re: #2 shaft hair
People have hair on their shaft? Ye gods.
not the whole thing but like, the first 6 inches or so
porp
how big is it really?
I'll donate $20 to the charity of your choice.
And ask anyone, I'll fucking do it.
Omg! Why are you sharing this shit Sir Landshark?!?!??!? Why not just send all these ppl a dick pic. Ffs. No wonder Hakkekage has nightmares about you and your junk
This isn’t the first naked jogger sighting in the neighborhood. One was spotted on the Boulevard in the Fan in 2014 and was reported in the area more than once for five years prior. A Fan resident had stated that he verbally harassed her. He stopped to share a beer with another woman.
Why would you harass a nude jogger? And then the guy had a beer? Why is that relevant to the story?
I think the resident was harassed by the jogger in this story
IT was asked to setup automatic mail backups for us. We got a half-hearted email instructing us on how to drag a PST file to a network drive. The instructions do not include what a PST file is or where I'd find one. Only that Outlook should be closed before copying it.
Now I know what a PST is and I can look up where mine are stored I guess but jesus christ IT. I wish I got to halfass my job like this.
"Oh yeah just take the camera, hook it up, and point it at the thing and say go. It should probably be ok."
You guys hiring IT? My left nut could do it better.
Yes but is it shorn, they have strict grooming standards.
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
uhh why aren't the backups encrypted?
Yeah backup shouldn't care, encrypt it and then NDA is covered. I'd maybe put a size limit so you're not backing up like 200Mbyte+ files in the general backup.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
my boss' boss was just like it's a real shame [person a level up from you] is leaving right now and not in a few months.. we've been really really happy with your progress here and we would've loved to have you take that position
dangles. why couldnt you quit in another 6 months you selfish man
say "ok, put me on a track to get there, then. give me that position on a provisional basis and hook me up with a mentor"
IT was asked to setup automatic mail backups for us. We got a half-hearted email instructing us on how to drag a PST file to a network drive. The instructions do not include what a PST file is or where I'd find one. Only that Outlook should be closed before copying it.
Now I know what a PST is and I can look up where mine are stored I guess but jesus christ IT. I wish I got to halfass my job like this.
"Oh yeah just take the camera, hook it up, and point it at the thing and say go. It should probably be ok."
You guys hiring IT? My left nut could do it better.
Yes but is it shorn, they have strict grooming standards.
... yes
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
i go to the cheesesteak place and order a cheesesteak for lunch. there is a new guy taking orders. i tell him i want a cheese steak with peppers and onions.
"that's it?" he says to me.
"yes" although i did not consider the implications of the question until later
i get back to my desk and open my sandwich to discover that
there
is
no
cheese
on my cheesesteak
of course i wanted cheese you fucking idiot, it's in the goddamn name
Apparently, in certain parts of the country "plain" takes on a whole different meaning from what plain is supposed to mean.
Plain, by context, means "nothing". If I say "give me a burger plain" that means I want nothing on it. Plain's definition implies that "nothing should change" but if I say "burger plain" why not just say burger? It doesn't mean anything if nothing changes. It's not like I said "yes give me a burger with lettuce, plain, so just ignore that lettuce brother."
But in some parts of the rural south and midwest "plain" means exactly that "I want this as it is on the menu". It's mind baffling, like they're not cognizant of why someone would say plain instead of just the menu item.
I assume that's what happened here, in some form, he heard "cheesesteak" and his brain went "okay so meat on a bun sandwich, and he only wants peppers and onions.. but the cheese... hmm he didn't say cheese specifically other than reference to the sandwich, he must've meant plain cheesesteak"
Wait what?
Man this probably explains some pissed off Jib customers from years ago. In washington state plain means burger and bun.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
WASHINGTON — A 28-year-old army officer on Wednesday sued President Obama over the legality of the war against the Islamic State, setting up a test of Mr. Obama’s disputed claim that he needs no new legal authority from Congress to order the military to wage that deepening conflict.
“To honor my oath, I am asking the court to tell the president that he must get proper authority from Congress, under the War Powers Resolution, to wage the war against ISIS in Iraq and Syria,” he wrote.
The legal challenge comes after the death of the third American service member fighting the Islamic State and as Mr. Obama has decided to significantly expand the number of Special Operations ground troops he has deployed to Syria aid rebels there.
Mr. Obama has argued that he already has the authority he needs to wage the conflict against the Islamic State under the authorization to fight the perpetrators of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, enacted by Congress shortly after the attacks.
That argument is controversial because the Islamic State is at odds with the current leadership of Al Qaeda and its affiliate in Syria, the Nusra Front. Critics contend that the administration is stretching the Sept. 11 authorization too far by applying it to an organization that did not exist in 2001 and that operates far from Afghanistan.
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
Parallel system that daily zips your folders into backupzipnotalibrary.h
my boss' boss was just like it's a real shame [person a level up from you] is leaving right now and not in a few months.. we've been really really happy with your progress here and we would've loved to have you take that position
dangles. why couldnt you quit in another 6 months you selfish man
why can't you just train for the position in a probationary role for the next six months
eh maybe
i think i'm gonna apply anyway, if for nothing else than the practice of the fairly brutal interview i peeped once
to be totally honest i don't feel like i'm ready for the position either, and we're understaffed atm so i don't know if they can deal with the burden of bringing me up to speed
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Also our automated backup system excludes image files and code files (.m, .cpp, .h, .cs, .sln, etc), ostensibly for code security and preventing accidental NDA leaks of images.
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
lulwhat
man backups should be transparent to the user
"please save your shit on this network drive, it's what's backed up"
the other part is just madness
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The nude jogger perches on a chair, furtively sipping from his bottle of Michelob Ultra, his main source of nutrition, penis swinging pendulously to and fro as he takes care to watch for predators
He can survive for up to a week on this single bottle.
1) why is anyone wearing anything but boxer briefs, they look great and feel good and fit easiest under tight pants, and if you're not wearing tights pants, well
2) I do not understand the appeal of shaving one's bits to the skin. Trim, sure, for neatness and oral convenience, but shaving is bad for the skin! Leave some underbrush for gossake
re: #2 shaft hair
People have hair on their shaft? Ye gods.
not the whole thing but like, the first 6 inches or so
porp
how big is it really?
I'll donate $20 to the charity of your choice.
And ask anyone, I'll fucking do it.
Omg! Why are you sharing this shit "Sir Landshark"?!?!??!? Why not just send all these ppl a dick pic. Ffs. No wonder Hakkekage has nightmares about you and your junk
WASHINGTON — A 28-year-old army officer on Wednesday sued President Obama over the legality of the war against the Islamic State, setting up a test of Mr. Obama’s disputed claim that he needs no new legal authority from Congress to order the military to wage that deepening conflict.
“To honor my oath, I am asking the court to tell the president that he must get proper authority from Congress, under the War Powers Resolution, to wage the war against ISIS in Iraq and Syria,” he wrote.
The legal challenge comes after the death of the third American service member fighting the Islamic State and as Mr. Obama has decided to significantly expand the number of Special Operations ground troops he has deployed to Syria aid rebels there.
Mr. Obama has argued that he already has the authority he needs to wage the conflict against the Islamic State under the authorization to fight the perpetrators of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, enacted by Congress shortly after the attacks.
That argument is controversial because the Islamic State is at odds with the current leadership of Al Qaeda and its affiliate in Syria, the Nusra Front. Critics contend that the administration is stretching the Sept. 11 authorization too far by applying it to an organization that did not exist in 2001 and that operates far from Afghanistan.
This isn’t the first naked jogger sighting in the neighborhood. One was spotted on the Boulevard in the Fan in 2014 and was reported in the area more than once for five years prior. A Fan resident had stated that he verbally harassed her. He stopped to share a beer with another woman.
Why would you harass a nude jogger? And then the guy had a beer? Why is that relevant to the story?
i guess he's not like some creepy weirdo and just some guy who likes jogging nude
i go to the cheesesteak place and order a cheesesteak for lunch. there is a new guy taking orders. i tell him i want a cheese steak with peppers and onions.
"that's it?" he says to me.
"yes" although i did not consider the implications of the question until later
i get back to my desk and open my sandwich to discover that
there
is
no
cheese
on my cheesesteak
of course i wanted cheese you fucking idiot, it's in the goddamn name
Apparently, in certain parts of the country "plain" takes on a whole different meaning from what plain is supposed to mean.
Plain, by context, means "nothing". If I say "give me a burger plain" that means I want nothing on it. Plain's definition implies that "nothing should change" but if I say "burger plain" why not just say burger? It doesn't mean anything if nothing changes. It's not like I said "yes give me a burger with lettuce, plain, so just ignore that lettuce brother."
But in some parts of the rural south and midwest "plain" means exactly that "I want this as it is on the menu". It's mind baffling, like they're not cognizant of why someone would say plain instead of just the menu item.
I assume that's what happened here, in some form, he heard "cheesesteak" and his brain went "okay so meat on a bun sandwich, and he only wants peppers and onions.. but the cheese... hmm he didn't say cheese specifically other than reference to the sandwich, he must've meant plain cheesesteak"
Wait what?
Man this probably explains some pissed off Jib customers from years ago. In washington state plain means burger and bun.
Same here.
There's yet another subset where "plain" means no bun, or, no meat.
It's bizarre. There's implicitness!
But that's a bit much to expect from teenagers making minimum wage. So, I'll be happy once we have robots. Panera is already fucking awesome.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
The nude jogger perches on a chair, furtively sipping from his bottle of Michelob Ultra, his main source of nutrition, penis swinging pendulously to and fro as he takes care to watch for predators
He can survive for up to a week on this single bottle.
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lol your IT is so bad
it's amazing
that's also... not even what mail backups is
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yFEP973GVP0/T6VSrc2-_UI/AAAAAAAABG0/Gmx3j8UrTAk/s320/llama-stare.gif
Oh.
Sweetie.
We know a lot more than this.
NNID: Hakkekage
*I'm assuming his name was Chad, I forgot it.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Why would you harass a nude jogger? And then the guy had a beer? Why is that relevant to the story?
i havent seen him yet this year
I am a vision programmer. My work is all code and images. This backup system saves nothing but empty folders, word documents, and the occasional UML diagram. It is astonishingly useless.
Damn it, I thought you were going to go all the way!
You'll always be Kasich 2016...in my heart.
America ran out of food. We never thought it would happen.
NNID: Hakkekage
i guess he's not like some creepy weirdo and just some guy who likes jogging nude
so the beer anecdote humanizes him?
i dunno
my boss' boss was just like it's a real shame [person a level up from you] is leaving right now and not in a few months.. we've been really really happy with your progress here and we would've loved to have you take that position
dangles. why couldnt you quit in another 6 months you selfish man
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Apparently, in certain parts of the country "plain" takes on a whole different meaning from what plain is supposed to mean.
Plain, by context, means "nothing". If I say "give me a burger plain" that means I want nothing on it. Plain's definition implies that "nothing should change" but if I say "burger plain" why not just say burger? It doesn't mean anything if nothing changes. It's not like I said "yes give me a burger with lettuce, plain, so just ignore that lettuce brother."
But in some parts of the rural south and midwest "plain" means exactly that "I want this as it is on the menu". It's mind baffling, like they're not cognizant of why someone would say plain instead of just the menu item.
I assume that's what happened here, in some form, he heard "cheesesteak" and his brain went "okay so meat on a bun sandwich, and he only wants peppers and onions.. but the cheese... hmm he didn't say cheese specifically other than reference to the sandwich, he must've meant plain cheesesteak"
why brian
uhh why aren't the backups encrypted?
You guys hiring IT? My left nut could do it better.
allegedly
THEY ARE. Management is paranoid and IT would rather implement useless systems than push back.
why can't you just train for the position in a probationary role for the next six months
or he's an idiot and lucky that i didn't have my six shooters and spurs on
Well, if his biceps are any indication...
I think the resident was harassed by the jogger in this story
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Yes but is it shorn, they have strict grooming standards.
Yeah backup shouldn't care, encrypt it and then NDA is covered. I'd maybe put a size limit so you're not backing up like 200Mbyte+ files in the general backup.
say "ok, put me on a track to get there, then. give me that position on a provisional basis and hook me up with a mentor"
... yes
Wait what?
Man this probably explains some pissed off Jib customers from years ago. In washington state plain means burger and bun.
pleasepaypreacher.net
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/05/us/islamic-state-war-powers-lawsuit-obama.html?_r=0
Parallel system that daily zips your folders into backupzipnotalibrary.h
Duh
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
most of the time he is just rollerskating along, and then BAM he busts out some rollerskates dancing
eh maybe
i think i'm gonna apply anyway, if for nothing else than the practice of the fairly brutal interview i peeped once
to be totally honest i don't feel like i'm ready for the position either, and we're understaffed atm so i don't know if they can deal with the burden of bringing me up to speed
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
lulwhat
man backups should be transparent to the user
"please save your shit on this network drive, it's what's backed up"
the other part is just madness
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
He can survive for up to a week on this single bottle.
There's more? What more could there be? I feel like @Sir Landshark is trying to scare me away from his "safe space." Not working.
Starting tomorrow I won't be able to use gmail while I'm on the network
It will be...difficult.
NNID: Hakkekage
You know I'd be more inclined to fault Obama here if he hasn't repeatedly asked congress for this very thing and yet gotten nothing from them.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The nude jogger is the man in this story
Same here.
There's yet another subset where "plain" means no bun, or, no meat.
It's bizarre. There's implicitness!
But that's a bit much to expect from teenagers making minimum wage. So, I'll be happy once we have robots. Panera is already fucking awesome.
Hey I was just down there this past weekend!
Coincidence?
I'm just saying, I've never seen myself and the naked jogger at the same time.
wait why am I trying to take credit for this
i read this in david attenborough's voice