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edited September 2018
Regardless of the correct pronunciation of "shih-tzu" i would argue that the pun should be based on the common pronunciation. The joke makes sense because almost everybody thinks "shit zoo" in their heads, and even if you don't, you almost certainly know that's how the vast majority of people pronounce it.
In America anyway, obviously certain puns don't work in other countries with different dialects/accents/whatever. :P
Edit: did it seriously take me nearly two hours to come back and realize i'd typed "countrys"?
An important note, when your partner says "Nothing would please me more" than whatever you just said you were going to do, do not do nothing instead. It's a trap.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
This is a joke I read for the first time last weekend when the AFL Grand Final was on. For reference, Collingwood Football Club are probably the most hated team in the league, and their president is one of the most hated people in the country. Most jokes about Collingwood supporters revolve around a lack of teeth, perpetual unemployment and incest.
This one still makes me giggle over a week later, so I'm gonna share it here, maybe it can be adapted to other teams supporters across other sports?
How do you know when your house has been burgled by a Collingwood supporter?
Your bins are empty and your dog is pregnant.
Editor's note: in Australia we call a trash can a "bin".
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In America anyway, obviously certain puns don't work in other countries with different dialects/accents/whatever. :P
Edit: did it seriously take me nearly two hours to come back and realize i'd typed "countrys"?
Truly one of the consonant arguments of bad jokes.
The socialite isn’t petrified
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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo
You can't tell me qhat I can and can't do!
Because they don't see that well.
So that's where the calendar came from.
He is never too hot, nor too cold.
What about his hand, is it cool?
I heard it's missing, but...
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This one still makes me giggle over a week later, so I'm gonna share it here, maybe it can be adapted to other teams supporters across other sports?
How do you know when your house has been burgled by a Collingwood supporter?
Your bins are empty and your dog is pregnant.
Editor's note: in Australia we call a trash can a "bin".
Like, that joke structure seems dangerously close to a bunch of racist jokes i've heard.
What do you call a guy having dinner with nine nazis?
Collingwood fans are famously racist against non-whites.
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It’s a wonder she hasn’t divorced me
It’s what he would have wanted
Holy shit.
Life preserver makes more sense tho
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just for the record, just in case, this is what I want as well
please stitch the words "better late than never" onto the front of it
My favourite thing about this joke is that where I live, "lever" is pronounced "LEE-ver" so the punchline doesn't even work.