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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    I just remembered who Dale Earnhardt is and

    fuck, there’s a lot going on in that tweet.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
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    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
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    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

    Yeah, but one of them tastes weird.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
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    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

    Quuuuaarrrrk
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  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    A friend of mine was pissed because a coworker called her basic. I told her to calm down and drop some acid.

    She got real salty.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Two cats were having a swimming race. The first cat was chanting “One, two, three; one, two, three” to itself in rhythm. The other was chanting, “Un, deux, trois; un, deux, trois.” Which cat was the winner?
    The first cat won, because the “un, deux, trois” cat sank.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Did I ever tell you guys that I figured out why the iPhone skips from 8 right to X?
    Because 7 ate 9

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Because the Macintosh 94 gets it confused.

    y2k and all that.

    chrishallett83
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    man, y2k. it's so weird thinking about that now and then part of my brain is like "man, if only, eh?"

    cuz like that's a bad way to think, that would have sucked...

    buuuuuuuuutttt........

  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    Metz, the truth is we're all in the Matrix right now

    and the Matrix was not Y2K compliant

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    That good good feeling when youve got time:

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    I like this more than I probably should.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    I like this more than I probably should.

    Agreed fully.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    alright 3, 2, 1, let's jam

    *megaman x soundtrack*

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I've got time

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    A coworker was busting my chops, saying that my dress shirt is crumpled/wrinkled:

    Coworker: So I guess you don’t own an iron?
    Me: No. You might say I have an iron deficiency.

    He literally facepalmed so I consider it a success.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I've got time

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    I was worried forumers wouldn't remember what its like to have time.

    So I offer up this song to listen too when You've Got Time!



  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    I've got time

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    I was worried forumers wouldn't remember what its like to have time.

    So I offer up this song to listen too when You've Got Time!



    This sounds like the beginning of an Anime for some reason.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    How Vegans are made.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    How Vegans are made.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Manijuana

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    This sounds like the beginning of an Anime for some reason.
    Its the theme to "Orange is the new black"

    sarukun
  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    What do you call a cheap circumcision?
    A rip-off.

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  • McFodderMcFodder 'SploringRegistered User regular
    And if someone alerts the police to the illegal back-alley cheap circumcisions?
    I guess it's a tip-off.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Let's cut to the end of this bit

    sarukunchrishallett83
  • pimentopimento Registered User regular
    Let's cut to the end of this bit

    I don't think I've any more skin in this game.

    sarukunchrishallett83
  • McFodderMcFodder 'SploringRegistered User regular
    We did it guys, four skin related jokes.

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    McFodder wrote: »
    We did it guys, four skin related jokes.

    Yup. It's pretty cut and dried at this point.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Well done, everybody.

    No joke, just really good work.



    Dicks.

    HeadCreeps
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Well done, everybody.

    No joke, just really good work.



    Dicks.

    Way to take a briss on everyone.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Penis.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited January 18
    I thought I had one, it was on the tip of my


    tongue.

    sarukun on
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    You left your penis on the tip of your tongue? You should be famous.

    sarukunchrishallett83
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Sarukun you'll be the most famous man in Nantucket!

    sarukundjmitchella
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    I’ve waited so long.


    Heh, long.

    RingoElvenshae
  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’ve waited so long.


    Heh, long.

    And got so far but on the shaft there wasn't even matter.

  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    It's never a good sign when there are over a dozen new posts in the bad joke thread overnight.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It's never a good sign when there are new posts in the bad joke thread.

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It's never a good sign when there are over a dozen new posts in the bad joke thread overnight.

    Yeah, it's been moving along at a pretty bris-k pace.

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