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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 16
    My Back:
    • daily aches and pains
    • dumb muscles that tear
    • stupid bones that crumble
    Backstreet's Back:
    • Alright

    Bedlam on
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  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    Well, sports injuries add up after a while. Your back would be fine if you'd quit playing games when they first warned you.

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  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    edited February 16
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    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Well, sports injuries add up after a while. Your back would be fine if you'd quit playing games when they first warned you.

    That was his heart, not his back.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Well, sports injuries add up after a while. Your back would be fine if you'd quit playing games when they first warned you.

    That was his heart, not his back.

    maybe it was a heavy heart, so playing with it would hurt your back

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited February 19
    There's a politics thread talking about Gerald Butts and how no one has heard of butts and I had to come in here before I exploded or got infracted.


    Heh butts

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Peter Johnson from Dixville is a real person that came up in the politics thread recently.

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    There are two towns near me named “Potter” and “Dix”. A couple decades ago they decided to merge school districts and the new schools were henceforth known as “Potter-Dix”.

    While I was in school, the joke was mostly “do you know the kid that goes to “Pot or dicks?” Ha ha ha we are hilarious teenagers.

    Now I’ve heard Harry Potter references that are probably more clever bit my rose colored glasses have a difficult time allowing the new stuff supplant the old memories. “Potter-Dix has a really good quidditch team. Also sex joke.” See? Pot or dicks is much better. I’m sure some younger person from around here will be here shortly to defend thei comedy any moment now.

    These are real towns that make me chuckle every time I drive by them on the highway.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    Peter Johnson from Dixville is a real person that came up in the politics thread recently.

    Ya I wasn't able to resist that one

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    Peter Johnson from Dixville is a real person that came up in the politics thread recently.

    Dixville Notch, actually, because the writer's room for reality is staffed by hacks.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Excuse me but actually that was Khadgar that said that.

  • LucedesLucedes *heaps mad squawk* Registered User regular
    while talking to my partner, kilimanjaro was somehow mentioned.
    "where is kilimanjaro in africa?" they asked offhandedly.
    "i think it's in the bridge," i replied.

    it took a second to sink in, but it's gonna take a lot to take that memory away from me.
    sometimes i'm frightened of this thing that i've become.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    But it's in the second verse

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Backed a horse today who came in at ten to one

    Sadly all the other horses came in at half past twelve

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Not all math puns are terrible.

    Just sum.

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Not all math puns are terrible.

    Just sum.

    Very divisive statement. Sure to multiply your detractors. When you get to the root of the problem let me know. I may be able to integrate a solution.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular


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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    Why is so little known about the salivary glands?

    Because they're so secretive...

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    Disgusting and punny. Perfect A++

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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Did you know that the Irish get a bonus to their Passive Perception for the purpose finding hidden passages?

    They know how to spot a shamrock.

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"

    "Brochure."

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  • MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    No no no

    it's

    I like my coffee like I like my women
    Without the neighbor's penis in them, DEBRA

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Rude of your neighbor to put his dick in your coffee.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Rude of your neighbor to put his dick in your coffee.
    Kind of impressive though, assuming you don't do iced coffee.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What do you call a funny story about about a pig with bad eyesight?
    A story on farce porcine perspective

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  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What do you call a funny story about about a pig with bad eyesight?
    A story on farce porcine perspective

    woof

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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