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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    The 7-11 on the wrong side of the street.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I bet they used to be at 711 but giving people their address just got too confusing

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I bet they used to be at 711 but giving people their address just got too confusing

    Every time it turns into an Abbot and Costello bit

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Amazon: shorturl.at/giJSV Steam: shorturl.at/ftCLSRegistered User regular
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    From the Dallas Zoo

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    ジェイムズ・ブラウンの好きな色は何ですか?
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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I had to stop playing Poker with Excalibur 'cause it kept throwing a fit when I won.

    I can't stand sword losers.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?" "I can suck your dick!"Registered User regular
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 20
    My daughter was admiring a dog at the Dairy Queen the other day... it was apparently a poodle/shitzu mix.
    She actually burst out laughing when I called it a Shitpoo, and said she was going to tell her friends that when she went to school the next day.

    I’m not sure if that was an actual successful Dad Joke or an abysmal failure...

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Hilarious, but also I think “tzoodle” is a great name for a tiny dog.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hilarious, but also I think “tzoodle” is a great name for a tiny dog.

    Especially if the dog's name is "noodle"

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app
    smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!
    captain hook: what’s it called?
    smee: um

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m rating it like top 5 out of all the things I’ve seen in the past 39.75 years of my life.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!



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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I felt embarrassed that took me as long as it did

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    There's a basketball player who's known for stopping quick-moving offenses, and makes it look easy.

    They eat fast breaks for breakfast.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!

    If there were three or more, it could have turned into a real slug fest.

    Sorry, bad jokes are a heavy mantle to bear.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!

    If there were three or more, it could have turned into a real slug fest.
    Im not sure I could watch that since they tend to go at a snail's pace.



  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    A duck was walking down the sidewalk when he noticed a particularly nice-looking pond across the street. Traffic was quite heavy, so he spent a few minutes looking back and forth, waiting for a break in the traffic.

    A passing chicken wearily said "Don't do it. They'll never let you hear the end of it."

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    McFodder wrote: »
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

    Sleepless in Philadelphia: Gump vs the Volcano 13?

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Need to work in Castaway somewhere.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Team Hanks For All The Fish

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Can’t forget Big either

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited December 4
    Enrico Matassa.

    sarukun on
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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    David S. Pumpkins Loves Questions

  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Oh, it’s a chainsaw
    McFodder wrote: »
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

    The Team With One Red Shoe

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    A Hankerin' For Tom

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    Think the movies we're going as are Big, Forrest Gump, Toy Story, Turner and Hooch, Castaway and Saving Private Ryan.

    I feel like there's a Big Private Toys joke in there somewhere.

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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    I think it's pretty messed up that you're all forgetting about the glory wonder T&A that is Bachelor Party.

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    We make no note of the quality of the films we have chosen to represent - it's mostly just how easy they are to throw a costume together for.

    I would have gone as an astronaut but that's effort.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Big private toys castaway into gumps hooch

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Forrest Stumped

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited December 4
    Dress like a Big Philadephia cheese steak.
    Who secretly
    is an airline pilot, against all odds.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Thanks 4 The Hanks.

    Which would work really great if there are four members on your team.

    Which there isn't :|



  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hanks That Was Fun

    Jedoc
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    A hankering for quizzes

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