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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    I finally used "plethora" correctly, that really means a lot.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    I finally used "plethora" correctly, that really means a lot.

    I really don't know what a women's connection to their baby has to do with all of this.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    I finally used "plethora" correctly, that really means a lot.

    i'd say you're being obstinate, but that's just not helpful

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    I finally used "plethora" correctly, that really means a lot.

    I really don't know what a women's connection to their baby has to do with all of this.

    You're thinking of "placenta."

    "Plethora" is when you give someone a sugar pill but tell them it's real so they psyche themselves into feeling better.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    pimento wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me what "opaque" means? I tried looking it up, but the definition was unclear.

    You could try looking up "vague" instead, but that's also tough to describe

    I looked up "slippery" but I just couldn't get a solid grasp on it.

    I'm having trouble finding the definition of "simile", and I can't tell you what it's like.

    use "similar" instead, it's pretty much the same

    I finally used "plethora" correctly, that really means a lot.

    I really don't know what a women's connection to their baby has to do with all of this.

    You're thinking of "placenta."

    "Plethora" is when you give someone a sugar pill but tell them it's real so they psyche themselves into feeling better.

    No no, that's a placebo. Plethora is the idealized theoretical version of something.

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    A pylon?

    Cause Im pretty sure you're thinking of a venomous snake.

    Bedlam on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    A pylon?

    Cause Im pretty sure you're thinking of a venomous snake.

    Naw, pretty sure that's a python. Pylon is that thing you stand on when you're giving a speech.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    A pylon?

    Cause Im pretty sure you're thinking of a venomous snake.

    I'd say it's a pirouette, but that's still dancing around the correct answer.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    The only part of this that I dislike is the fact that pythons are not venomous

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Yeah about that...

    I swear I read an article once that all snakes were venomous, just that most of them were really dull and wouldn't kill you, But that itchy and redness from a bite was indicative of venom being injected. Google is failing me, but also it was on Cracked so idk.

    But while the word I was thinking of WAS python I was thinking of one of these pythons:

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    Which go by the more common name of Cobras.

    So either way Im a dummy, and I had just woken up when I wrote that.

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Luckily it’s the joke thread. Where one person’s python is another person’s snake. :winky:

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    You have no idea how hard I was wracking my brain for a two syllable synonym for venomous snake that started with a P.

  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    see317 wrote: »
    You have no idea how hard I was wracking my brain for a two syllable synonym for venomous snake that started with a P.

    This one is called "Poskok" in it's native region:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipera_ammodytes

    Smrtnik on
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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    You have no idea how hard I was wracking my brain for a two syllable synonym for venomous snake that started with a P.

    Pit viper is three syllables.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I wasn’t going to say anything but secretly I was dying that it was given the wrong answer and everybody moved on

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

    No, that's a piñata. Plethora is a kind of vegan leather substitute.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

    No, that's a piñata. Plethora is a kind of vegan leather substitute.

    No, you’re thinking of pleather. Piñata is that elusive emotion triggered by a release of dopamine in the brain.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I wasn’t going to say anything but secretly I was dying that it was given the wrong answer and everybody moved on
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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

    I assumed he was thinking of Peoria.

  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

    I assumed he was thinking of Peoria.

    He was.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    And since nobody got the right answer earlier:
    I believe you're actually referring to a platonic form.

    Plethora is the name of the woman in Greek myth who let the evils of the world out of a box.

    No, that's Pandora.

    Plethora is a skin condition that manifests as patches of red, dry, and itchy skin.

    You’re thinking of psoriasis.

    A plethora is a heavy base that supports a statue or vase.

    No, that's a plinth.

    Plethora is a town in Illinois that is usually used as a reference for the average consumer.

    Wait, no, good try, but no. You're thinking of Phoenix, Arizona. Wrong town and wrong state, unfortunately.

    A plethora is a toy made out of papier mache that you fill with assorted candies and then have a child break apart with a striking weapon during a celebration, El Jefe.

    I assumed he was thinking of Peoria.

    He was.

    But like a parrot, AngelHedgie rose from the ashes to be reborn.

  • AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    No, that's a Phoenix.
    Parrot is a kind of very fancy water. For drinking.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    AlanF5 wrote: »
    No, that's a Phoenix.
    Parrot is a kind of very fancy water. For drinking.
    That's Perrier.

    He means the famous detective created by Agatha Christie.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    No, that's Perrier.

    He means a hole where one urinates.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    You people make my life worth living.

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    No, that's Perrier.

    He means a hole where one urinates.

    Hey! Who told you?

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  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    No, that's Perrier.

    He means a hole where one urinates.

    no, that's a privy.

    He means the hard sphere used in jewelry that is found inside mollusk shells.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    No, that's Perrier.

    He means a hole where one urinates.

    no, that's a privy.

    He means the hard sphere used in jewelry that is found inside mollusk shells.

    No, that's a pearl.

    Hes referring to buccaneers in the 16th-19th centuries largely located along island colonies.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    No, those were pirates.

    He means the thing Guttenberg used to make books in the 15th Century.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    No, those were pirates.

    He means the thing Guttenberg used to make books in the 15th Century.

    Nope, that's a press!

    The word you're talking about means "private law" in latin

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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