Before I begin, even though most readers will be thoroughly familiar with this, I'd like to provide a breviary of the scientific process and explain the steps I am about to take to determine the ingredients and quality of this chunk of metal ore.
In this assay I will
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
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As we drive through the neighborhood looking at 4rh of July decorations, wife points out fence that's white oak stacked horizontaly framed by black metal.
"Yeah that's very post modern."
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Have you heard the new hit song by the rapper who's really into crafting?
Sir Stitch-a-Lot - Baby Got Backstitch
(This came to me as I was doing a few feet of backstitching on leather at work today, making a valise.)
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I was thinking about starting up a book club, but I don't have a router and wouldn't know the best wood to use, nor do I know what book is the heaviest to attach to the end.
Or would it make more sense to make the whole thing out of books?
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No no no. You just find a suitably thick hardcover book and that's your book club.
Oh yes, and this is what leads to people being beaten over the head with Twilight repeatedly. Honestly, if you're going to smack someone with such trash it would be more tasteful to use an actual garbage can.
Book clubs should be planned in advance and used to convey meaning. If there isn't an important message to communicate, use a baseball bat and save us all from trying to decode your thoughtless violence
And no, Mr. Brown, nobody asked for your input. Sit back down, Dan
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I’d pay the Romans 30 pieces of silver to haul you away for this joke
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I responded that I had no idea how a harbour with two parking spots could be so powerful!
(This is another true story.)
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It's okay.
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Nah, then it would be an oak A, eh?
Thank you, I needed this to get the joke lol
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okay i know this is from more than two months ago, but i have to know....which is the good one and which is the bad one?
is it can-telope or cant-elope
and if someone here makes a melon marriage joke, i swear i'll...i'll...
...give it an awesome, probably
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
That sounds like a sin to me.
But since it's Jesus, in the end, I bet he gets off easy.
Yeah, the first time is pretty quick. But don't worry, he will come again.
Yeah, and they have to have a proper, planned-out ceremony because they can't elope.
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goddammit
I didn't know Jesus was into butt-stuff.
Sure, but it took three days to rise after the first time he got nailed.
In this assay I will
"Yeah that's very post modern."
Sir Stitch-a-Lot - Baby Got Backstitch
(This came to me as I was doing a few feet of backstitching on leather at work today, making a valise.)
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Or would it make more sense to make the whole thing out of books?
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Oh yes, and this is what leads to people being beaten over the head with Twilight repeatedly. Honestly, if you're going to smack someone with such trash it would be more tasteful to use an actual garbage can.
Book clubs should be planned in advance and used to convey meaning. If there isn't an important message to communicate, use a baseball bat and save us all from trying to decode your thoughtless violence
And no, Mr. Brown, nobody asked for your input. Sit back down, Dan