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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I went down to the clerks to do it but there was a mix up and they Robbed me.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I just got a great deal on a switch light:

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
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    Omg organic chemistry joke yes!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It's really irritating when people insist on outdated singular forms of collective nouns. That's why my motto is "Never say die."

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    That's just dicing with death.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    These bad puns are killing me...

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Then just ignore the bad ones and focus on the rad ones! Like mine!

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    BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    You just have to learn to roll with it.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    chr1sh4ll3ttb3 wrote: »
    These bad puns are killing me...

    It’s not that critical

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular

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    TamTam Registered User regular

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/dhT46l7yXYw

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Dont say you want to end climate change if you arent willing to fight the Fire-Breathing Polar Bear!

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Looking for a half man/half horse interested in helping tutor at-risk teens in both academic and professional settings

    Sign up to be a mentaur today!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Forgot where I heard this one recently:

    What do you get when you combine grapes and thyme?
    wine

    Really needs to be spoken.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Today in song titles that are actually euphemisms for farting
    Careless Whisper
    Time can never mend
    The careless whisper of a good friend
    To the heart and mind
    If your answer's kind
    There's no comfort in the truth
    Pain is all you'll find
    I should have known better, yeah

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    In the Air Tonight

    I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
    Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Rumpshaker?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Juicy

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Thunderball

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Rocket Man

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Toxic

    It's in the air and it's all around
    Can you feel me now?

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Wait for it
    Stay Alive
    That Would be Enough
    What Comes Next
    Non-stop


    Hamilton must have been a seriously gassy guy.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    (I Just) Died in Your Arms
    Bark at the Moon

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Thunderstruck (it's sung from the perspective of your undies).

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    SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    She's Like the Wind
    Take my Breath Away

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Hakuna Matata

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Sound of Silence

    BLM - ACAB
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Don't You (Forget About Me)

    Preferably used when crop-dusting on your way out of a crowded elevator.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Anybody else wondering which forumer it was that got the job at Geico's marketing department?

    Seriously. The homeowners insurance commercials are fucking phenomenal

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I haven't seen commercials since the NCAA was canceled back in March. Post some YouTubes?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Anybody else wondering which forumer it was that got the job at Geico's marketing department?

    Seriously. The homeowners insurance commercials are fucking phenomenal

    I haven't seen commercials since the NCAA was canceled back in March. Post some YouTubes?

    This latest one really got me:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNurpCGQHFY

    others:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZ7PG3YPuM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hi7NzFEOI
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtLDpgmMWI

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Okay those started fun and just got progressively better

    I love it

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    G R O A N

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

    I mean, yeah. Why are you inviting anyone over for thanksgiving?

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