The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wish I knew this when I was young:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What kind of cheese?

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    What kind of cheese?

    That is the Deep Lore that must never be printed and can only be whispered by the Elder at the darkest hour of a night with no moon.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    What kind of cheese?
    You cant just select any cheese type. You gotta make sure its a Gouda One.



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  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    What kind of cheese?
    You cant just select any cheese type. You gotta make sure its a Gouda One.

    I dunno, I like to play the field, so I'm not really interested commitment and don't want to be throwing down more Cheddar all the time. Some women think I'm a jerk, but I'm always ready with some String Cheese to keep the romance going

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Now I am left to wonder how many women have absentmindedly mused “man, what is this guy’s deal with cheese?”

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  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    My real name is Chester Cheetah

    They know what's up

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    You wouldn’t happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    What kind of cheese?

    @tynic care to weigh in? You're the cheese expert.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    This would 100% work on my wife.

    Woman is a cheese fiend.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I am now imagining a gentleman bringing a lady back to his domicile after a successful majicking only for the nights plans to go awry when she exclaims "Is that my fucking shoe that's been missing for a week!? WHY IS IT FILLED WITH HEDGE CLIPPINGS?!"

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
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    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    catch me by the mole, suckers!



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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    living in Japan, there have been a few times where I've been around a bunch of ex-pats from all over the U.S., and then I find out one of them is from Michigan and we both do the hand thing and everyone else has no idea what the fuck we're doing, it's awesome

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited 10:16AM
    Nerd.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    The greatest salesman the camping industry had ever known was also the worst.

    Dude could pitch a tent to anybody.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nerd.

    yes absolutely

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