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The USA Presidential Election Thread: Bad Hair Day

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Sonovabitch.

    Fuck it! I'm going to bed!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    It's a common misconception that Thoreau stayed on his own accord. Truth was that he was walled in.

    Aww I was about to make this one

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    jesus if he ends up as president because sanders people split the vote ....

    Then I will live in the woods like Thoreau and write my musings upon the nature of simple living, only twice as long: four years, four months and four days.

    Suck it, Thoreau.

    I guess compared to you, he wasn't as Thoreau as he could have been.

    I laughed so hard I woke the baby.

    Goddammit Josh.

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    jesus if he ends up as president because sanders people split the vote ....

    it's bizarre that people are seeing polls like that and are taking away the notion that it was Sanders that made them more conservative, and not that Sanders drew in a substantial number of conservative voters who wouldn't normally vote for a Democrat (or, at least, who wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton)

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Well the poll was for democrats right?

    Or was I reading it incorrectly?

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    It's West Virginia, things are going to be skewed anyways. It's really weird to make any kind of national prediction based on one state's primary exit polling.

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    kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    oh Michelle Branch, how I've missed you
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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Well the poll was for democrats right?

    Or was I reading it incorrectly?

    ah, I thought it was an open primary, but no, you're right, it's all registered Democrats. still, it's a little short-sighted to blame Sanders for the fact that a substantial number of conservative West Virginia Democrats are going to defect to vote for the Republican candidate (or at least that's what they say they're going to do, six months away from the election) in lieu of voting for Clinton. after all, Sanders didn't make her say that she was going to hamstring the coal industry prior to the primary in the state that's the most dependent on said industry.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    Sanders is the democrat that doesn't believe in gun control and west virginia is a state ripe for a populist of any brand against an establishment of any brand- It's both very white and very poor. Poor white guys with nothing to lose don't stand to lose much in a Trump presidency. I'm not sure why people are shocked that WV would split that vote for him.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    jesus if he ends up as president because sanders people split the vote ....

    Then I will live in the woods like Thoreau and write my musings upon the nature of simple living, only twice as long: four years, four months and four days.

    Suck it, Thoreau.

    Also you won't go home three times a week for cookies.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    pages late

    but what if Bernie Sanders was an alien trying to prevent Hillary Clinton from getting access to those files

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Elmnat all unecesry vwls

    That's letterist

    Alright, that's fair eno-

    Or Welsh.

    You take that back!

    Hey!!!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    I know it's CNN... but did anyone see their breakdown of the political realities of building a wall? It's fascinating both from a general view of our processes and also from a view of the extraordinary unliklihood of such a thing ever actually being done.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    Sanders is the democrat that doesn't believe in gun control and west virginia is a state ripe for a populist of any brand against an establishment of any brand- It's both very white and very poor. Poor white guys with nothing to lose don't stand to lose much in a Trump presidency. I'm not sure why people are shocked that WV would split that vote for him.

    Strengthening and better enforcing the instant background check system, closing the gun-show loophole, making 'straw man' purchases a federal crime and banning semi-automatic assault weapons counts as "not believing in gun control" now?

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    When gun makers get to run off scott free and make weapons that kill without repercussions... yes...

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    Sanders is the democrat that doesn't believe in gun control and west virginia is a state ripe for a populist of any brand against an establishment of any brand- It's both very white and very poor. Poor white guys with nothing to lose don't stand to lose much in a Trump presidency. I'm not sure why people are shocked that WV would split that vote for him.

    Strengthening and better enforcing the instant background check system, closing the gun-show loophole, making 'straw man' purchases a federal crime and banning semi-automatic assault weapons counts as "not believing in gun control" now?

    Is that phrase still in vogue?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    Sanders is the democrat that doesn't believe in gun control and west virginia is a state ripe for a populist of any brand against an establishment of any brand- It's both very white and very poor. Poor white guys with nothing to lose don't stand to lose much in a Trump presidency. I'm not sure why people are shocked that WV would split that vote for him.

    Strengthening and better enforcing the instant background check system, closing the gun-show loophole, making 'straw man' purchases a federal crime and banning semi-automatic assault weapons counts as "not believing in gun control" now?

    Is that phrase still in vogue?

    Among anti-gun people, apparently it is. Makes it easier to get rid of "scary looking" weapons that are pretty much functionally identical to Grandpa's old hunting rifle.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    When gun makers get to run off scott free and make weapons that kill without repercussions... yes...

    Trying to sue companies and stores for legally selling a product that was then used in an illegal act is stupid. Yeah, the action will make you feel catharsis but it's not going to work. There's no logical legal basis for suing them over a product that's perfectly legal to sell. They're not marketing guns as anything other than guns like how tobacco companies were sued over misrepresenting the health effects of their product. The guns aren't faulty like a product that accidentally kills or maims people because when guns kill and maim people it's not an accident. Even if the lawsuit had a leg to stand on the gun industry is going to throw money at that lawsuit until they win and then they're going to counter-sue for damages. You think they won't? These are people whose business model is based around selling guns specifically designed to kill large crowds of people to the kind of people unstable enough to want to own something like that. They'll sue the victims and families of victims of a mass shooting for slander or whatever trumped up charges they can get away with and with the fervor of republican pundits and gun nuts they'll be cheered while doing it. Hell, any time there's scaremongering about spooky liberals coming to take guns away (usually after the sort of mass shooting that probably should result in somebody taking some guns away) their sales go up. The answer isn't suing them, even if by some miracle it worked it would be a slap on the wrist that only inconveniences them. Car manufacturers deal with negligence law all the time and it doesn't stop them and unlike guns cars aren't supposed to kill people. The answer is to ban this shit. Make it illegal. To what degree guns should be banned and to what degree the American people will want is debatable but we're not going to get anywhere trying to convince the gun industry not to sell guns.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Legally protecting the companies from being sued is also stupid. No other industry in the country gets protections like that.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Legally protecting the companies from being sued is also stupid. No other industry in the country gets protections like that.

    You would think..... but with the wonderous world of contractors you have another layer of ablative armor

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
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    This is actually pretty close to where I live back home and I have it memorised as a party trick of sorts

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Legally protecting the companies from being sued is also stupid. No other industry in the country gets protections like that.

    A ton of industries have protections for liability. I literally can't even use iTunes without signing off on the part of the EULA that says I can't use the product to develop, design, manufacture or produce missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Yeah you cannot even weaponize a bass as they have tired
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEKHuvO22QM

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Legally protecting the companies from being sued is also stupid. No other industry in the country gets protections like that.

    A ton of industries have protections for liability. I literally can't even use iTunes without signing off on the part of the EULA that says I can't use the product to develop, design, manufacture or produce missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

    What? Why are you conflating a EULA--something that hasn't even been proven enforcable in court since no one's taken the time/money to find out and see--with a law that protects gun manufacturers from being sued for any reason? I could sue Apple if I wanted for whatever reason I wanted to, including that I think their EULA's full of shit. I might lose, but I'd still be able to sue them. I couldn't do that with gun manufacturers in areas protected by laws like Sanders supported, the suit would be shut down at the word go.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Elmnat all unecesry vwls

    That's letterist

    Alright, that's fair eno-

    Or Welsh.

    You take that back!

    Hey!!!

    <3

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    I wholeheartedly believe we're in for eight years of President Trump. Because good is dumb

    Thing is here evil is dumb too.

    Honestly the depressing thing is that the reason Hillary will win here is because powerful people both stand to lose if Trump wins and gain if Hillary wins.

    a Trump win would be extraordinarily bad for the status quo

    But like not in a good way

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    chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Legally protecting the companies from being sued is also stupid. No other industry in the country gets protections like that.

    Vaccine makers can't be held liable or taken to court. Even if the vaccine itself is faulty.

    Small aircraft makers can't be taken to court once aircraft reach a certain age.

    ISPs can't be taken to court or held liable for anything anyone does with their service.

    Medical device makers can't be held liable for most things.

    Gun makers can be held liable for defects. Sellers can be held accountable for not following checks and registration, selling to someone who makes known they intend to use it for illegal purposes.

    So there are still instances where they are liable, much like any industry, you just can't try to sue them for their product working as intended.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    I know it's the biggest political non-starter ever, but I would totally be fine with banning all guns ever until the end of days.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    The sad part is anything can be had if you willing to invest the time and money into it

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I know it's the biggest political non-starter ever, but I would totally be fine with banning all guns ever until the end of days.

    Considering how important hunting is to my state's economy, I have some issues with that.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I know it's the biggest political non-starter ever, but I would totally be fine with banning all guns ever until the end of days.

    eeeeh, bare minimum it's still a good idea to enable and allow proper hunting

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I think banning all guns is about as feasible as banning badness and hurtful thoughts

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Just do what Australia did and ban all guns unless you can show an actual need for them, and then you get something that is functional for that purpose. Legislate education with an emphasis on gun safety and require proper storage or the permit is revoked or suspended.

    Also allow people to keep guns at shooting ranges (with proper permitting and oversight) so that hobbyists can still do their thing.

    Then snook the white liganta and immediately polish the dramentic shtakk because you're fucking dreaming if you think any of that will fly in 'Murrica.

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    chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    I mean hunting rifles and such are fine. Shotguns are just peachy. Even those big old scary assault rifles don't bother anyone most cases.

    Handguns, on the other hand, are an awful idea with little to no redeeming use. Pretty much every gun related crime or whatever is a damn handgun.

    That shit needs to be sorted.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I'd be okay if hand guns were abolished and we were left with hunting rifles & shotguns.

    And firearms fucking terrify me.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    Sanders is the democrat that doesn't believe in gun control and west virginia is a state ripe for a populist of any brand against an establishment of any brand- It's both very white and very poor. Poor white guys with nothing to lose don't stand to lose much in a Trump presidency. I'm not sure why people are shocked that WV would split that vote for him.

    didn't Hillary also give a speech where she said that we need to get rid of coal

    of course she did poorly there

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I know it's the biggest political non-starter ever, but I would totally be fine with banning all guns ever until the end of days.

    eeeeh, bare minimum it's still a good idea to enable and allow proper hunting

    good post content/sig combination here

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    chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    "Be full of faith and so full of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle," Heidi Cruz said. "Think that slavery -- it took 25 years to defeat slavery. That is a lot longer than four years. ... We're going to keep moving forward."

    Heidi Cruz, everybody.

    ... Yeeeeah.

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