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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
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    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
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    F5

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I have encountered an early space age civ who are just a smidge deeper in the galactic spiral than I am, and letting them ascend to galactic level would be troublesome

    Do I... do I invade and enslave them

    they are hideous bug-people...

    Infiltrate them. Make them join you as second class citizens of your empire.

    dis worse racism!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Thanks for the pics in previous thread Mazzyx!

    PSN: Honkalot
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So my folks asked how I was doing living in my own place. I guess I have been here a month and a half.

    It is hard to think of not being here now.

    Like it is my home. My nest. I am comfortable and pantless here. It is really nice.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Goddammit now the Slerpanors want a piece of me.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I have encountered an early space age civ who are just a smidge deeper in the galactic spiral than I am, and letting them ascend to galactic level would be troublesome

    Do I... do I invade and enslave them

    they are hideous bug-people...

    Infiltrate them. Make them join you as second class citizens of your empire.

    dis worse racism!

    Arch will only accept a solution that involves interbreeding

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I have encountered an early space age civ who are just a smidge deeper in the galactic spiral than I am, and letting them ascend to galactic level would be troublesome

    Do I... do I invade and enslave them

    they are hideous bug-people...

    Infiltrate them. Make them join you as second class citizens of your empire.

    dis worse racism!

    My bug people did it to bird people.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also I'm near the end of the tech tree and dominate the map and can now play The Culture in a sufficiently Cultural manner.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    @elki @Element Brian ok I got my friend ready to payday get on and let's do this

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I have encountered an early space age civ who are just a smidge deeper in the galactic spiral than I am, and letting them ascend to galactic level would be troublesome

    Do I... do I invade and enslave them

    they are hideous bug-people...

    Infiltrate them. Make them join you as second class citizens of your empire.

    dis worse racism!

    My bug people did it to bird people.

    The interstellar version of the birds and the bees.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I will duomate the Slerpanors, that's 5 times worse than decimating for those who are counting.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Man, playing HoMM3 without any Heroes who have Logistics or Pathfinding is a hell unto itself.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Also I'm near the end of the tech tree and dominate the map and can now play The Culture in a sufficiently Cultural manner.

    Dominating the galaxy sounds like the Affront.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Sometimes, when a galactic empire and unchecked military expansionism love eachother very much...

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Man, playing HoMM3 without any Heroes who have Logistics or Pathfinding is a hell unto itself.

    Name your least brave hero after me

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    wanky

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    wanky
    wanky
    wanky

    Spanky

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I have encountered an early space age civ who are just a smidge deeper in the galactic spiral than I am, and letting them ascend to galactic level would be troublesome

    Do I... do I invade and enslave them

    they are hideous bug-people...

    Infiltrate them. Make them join you as second class citizens of your empire.

    dis worse racism!

    My bug people did it to bird people.

    hmmmmmm

    acceptable

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have muslcoids, bird people, mammals, and my bug people in my empire.

    Of course non-bugs are lesser species. The mollusk are used for my army though. They are strong, my bugs are weak. But good at manipulating other races.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Doom has filled the shooter hole Overwatch left in my life and then spilled over into other holes I didn't know of existed.

    Oh id who knew getting rid of everyone who helped make you famous would end up being the correct path?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Ukraine won?

    (I went to bed because I'm an old)

    Solid political choice Eurovision, you did us proud

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    gat dam tofu thaw faster

    "arch you know if you had taken it out of the fridge earlier it would be ready by n-"

    SHUT UP YES I KNOW

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/PN_CP4SuoTU

    This popped back up on my youtube. I do enjoy seeing the Empire as like old Gundam style bad guys.

    I love the attention to detail; stuff like the rebel fighter targeting the Interdictor to try and let the rest of the fleet escape.


    ...I'm always kind of weirded-out, though, that anime artists feel the need to use mechanical details as odd sort of sexual innuendo imagery, even when it comes to things like fantasy space naval battles. :|

    With Love and Courage
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Stellaris doesn't have enough incest and child murdering

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    I have sold one of my GTX 970s.

    I am now saying with absolute certainty: SLI is a fucking joke. Never do SLI.

    Anyway, GTX 1080, here I come (Once they're out, anyway).

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Also I'm near the end of the tech tree and dominate the map and can now play The Culture in a sufficiently Cultural manner.

    Dominating the galaxy sounds like the Affront.

    Those were our earlier days.

    Now that we're sufficiently comfy it's all Mega-Entertainment Forums and casually manipulating smaller empires with Research Agreements/bribes and uplifting species.

    I wish there was more covert diplomacy type things you could do. Particularly when it comes to influencing the Ethics of different empires.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Doom has filled the shooter hole Overwatch left in my life and then spilled over into other holes I didn't know of existed.

    Oh id who knew getting rid of everyone who helped make you famous would end up being the correct path?

    Doom is very good. Nightmare is the most intense shootering. There's a version of this where if you die the entire game ends. Whyyyyyyyy you die in two hits.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Man, playing HoMM3 without any Heroes who have Logistics or Pathfinding is a hell unto itself.

    Name your least brave hero after me

    The guy who I always Teleport to the nearest castle town whenever he spots an enemy hero because he's built to run around the map and never actually fight anything?

    Seems fitting.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Man, playing HoMM3 without any Heroes who have Logistics or Pathfinding is a hell unto itself.

    You did not care for 5? 3 is fantastic but it seemed a little unbalanced.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Stellaris doesn't have enough incest and child murdering

    Yeah but it does have alien cavalry-mounted xenomorph armies and clone slave empires.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Alright I need to expand my territory in order to build observation posts around both of the primitive civs I have encountered

    However, if integration into the Soviet Collective is not an option, I will simply enslave the bug-folk and send them to toil under the star of Sirius

    Win-win!

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Also I'm near the end of the tech tree and dominate the map and can now play The Culture in a sufficiently Cultural manner.

    Dominating the galaxy sounds like the Affront.

    Those were our earlier days.

    Now that we're sufficiently comfy it's all Mega-Entertainment Forums and casually manipulating smaller empires with Research Agreements/bribes and uplifting species.

    I wish there was more covert diplomacy type things you could do. Particularly when it comes to influencing the Ethics of different empires.

    Yeah, the diplo options are really weak in the current game.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    There is absolutely nothing substantially wrong with San Diego but I hate it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I really like my new house y'all

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright I need to expand my territory in order to build observation posts around both of the primitive civs I have encountered

    However, if integration into the Soviet Collective is not an option, I will simply enslave the bug-folk and send them to toil under the star of Sirius

    Win-win!
    My space dogs approve of this plan.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    There is absolutely nothing substantially wrong with San Diego but I hate it.

    It senses your weakness

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    *slides spare ice cream sandwich toward dk*

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I really like my new house y'all

    I bought a mirror! Adult high five! Wait why are you all laughing

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    A forest fire has been spotted 12 kms from Yellowknife.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

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