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The "Bad" [fashion] Thread: Technically also things Man was not meant to digest.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Not crocodiles?

    no that's cruel

    alligators are assholes tho so it's ok

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Saltwater crocs are total fucking dicks, too.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Saltwater crocs are total fucking dicks, too.

    you just say that because the one time one beat you to that horse

    let the wound heal

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    In all honesty tho I haven't seen a lot of new "in fashion" summer footwear for men. Go with what you like and what's comfortable as long as it's not those damnable flip flops forever curse whoever invented them

    honovere
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    fashion thread

    hey

    I went into a used shop last weekend and scored some glittery silver jeans for 15 American dollar

    do I wear these A: all the time B: 90% of the time

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    edit not the actual jeans but remarkable similar

    red tanktop with that shit, yo

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    So with the summer almost upon us I'm looking at getting myself a new backpack.

    My old backpack is pretty rough with holes and such.

    Currently I'm looking at something like this:

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    Anyone have any experience with these types of bags?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    fashion thread

    hey

    I went into a used shop last weekend and scored some glittery silver jeans for 15 American dollar

    do I wear these A: all the time B: 90% of the time

    263947a83dbb6b57b19f48d12936cfc2.jpg

    edit not the actual jeans but remarkable similar

    red tanktop with that shit, yo

    no way I'm way too perma pale for bright colors

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Maybe something closer to a brick red, then?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Maybe something closer to a brick red, then?

    you don't understand

    I am so white I glow

    it's dark blue, dark grey, dark green or black

    I look awful in literally every shade of red there is.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I'm usually at the glowy pale area, and I love wearing bright colours

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Sad news, the dress I ordered just didn't fit right.

    Good news, I found a Little Black Dress that I may go with:
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    Thoughts? I know the mirror needs a dust. Its kinda simple, but that could be a good thing?

    Liiya on
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I'm usually at the glowy pale area, and I love wearing bright colours
    that does not change the fact I look awful in red

    mainly because I'm a filthy ginger

    edit: I DO look good in neon green tho. I have a great shirt from the Chicago aquarium with an octopus on the front that practically glows in the dark along with me

    Magic Pink on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Girl that dress looks great on you

    If you're worried about it being too simple, maybe pair it with like, some exciting jewelry? You've already paired it with some great shoes, so clearly you're moving in the right direction

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Girl that dress looks great on you

    If you're worried about it being too simple, maybe pair it with like, some exciting jewelry? You've already paired it with some great shoes, so clearly you're moving in the right direction

    Thank you! Thats a good idea, I could maybe get like a long pendant with some colour?

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Something emerald would be pretty great with your hair colour I think.

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    Liiya
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    That is my favourite colour, good idea Snick!

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I sized down in these, and now they fit perfectly and I'm excited the weather's finally cooperating so I can wear them!

    http://m.athleta.gap.com/product.html?dn=ap537357052&dv=0&shopid=4&pdn=ac1025878&outlet=false#

    I took a picture but it's not very exciting, the product pics on the website are better

    Liiyabuilderr0r
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Girl that dress looks great on you

    If you're worried about it being too simple, maybe pair it with like, some exciting jewelry? You've already paired it with some great shoes, so clearly you're moving in the right direction

    Thank you! Thats a good idea, I could maybe get like a long pendant with some colour?

    That dress with some statement jewelry would be killer!

    LiiyaStraightzitynicDisruptedCapitalistDonovan Puppyfucker
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I need to add a new hole to this belt.

    I don't have any good tools for it though. All my steak knives are already blunted from my previous belt.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I need to add a new hole to this belt.

    I don't have any good tools for it though. All my steak knives are already blunted from my previous belt.

    For mine I just bored a hole with that long thin blade on my swiss army knife, then jammed the pin through it. Isn't pretty, but it gets the job done.

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    Magic PinkSorce
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't have a swiss army knife! I should really get one tho

  • hsuhsu Registered User regular
    I need to buy some kind of men's shoes for the summer
    What's trendy
    Victor Powell's Workshop - hand made leather sandals with Vibram soles, located in Provincetown, MA. Timeless rather than trendy and the most comfortable pair of sandals you will ever wear. Pricey for sure, but I had been replacing my sandals yearly, up to that point, so I was ready to invest in high quality sandals. Here's a sample (I'll try to take photos of mine, in all chestnut leather, once I get home):
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Those are nice
    But out of my price range

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I bought a bunch more black tank tops. I now have a full 2 week supply. This shall do nicely.

    lonelyahava
  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Phillips head screwdriver will do the trick, don't just try to drive it through, rotate it so it digs through the leather,

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Hello, job fashion thread. Big interview tomorrow with the CEO and his right-hand person. Please help me choose the correct tie:
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Hello, job fashion thread. Big interview tomorrow with the CEO and his right-hand person. Please help me choose the correct tie:
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    have you considered simply wearing the carcass of a deer

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    but for a real answer, show us the suit

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    need to see your suit

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    Creagan
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    wear em all at once

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Hello, job fashion thread. Big interview tomorrow with the CEO and his right-hand person. Please help me choose the correct tie:
    mJUL1uK.jpg?3

    have you considered simply wearing the carcass of a deer

    Of course, but the hide took too long at the tannery and I board a plane at 0700!

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    This is more complicated than I thought...
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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2016
    i'm gonna say #3 or #4 (going by the first picture)

    miscellaneousinsanity on
    tynic
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I like the first one and the middle two

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I own a tie.

    But it is too short for my enormous neck.

    Like even leaving basically no skinny end when tying it it comes barely to my belly button.

    It is a shame because it is a nice blue and grey pattern, and I think ties look sharp.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I have a tie I really like that's similar to #3, so I'm predisposed to say that one.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Ah, just tried my tie, it fits me better now, as does my dress shirt (that need to be ironed...)

    Still isn't quite to my belt buckle but it's getting there.

    Blurry photo because selfies are hard?

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    that is a nice tie pattern

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I got it at walmart for like 15 to 20 bucks? Not bad for a first tie ever.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Ah, just tried my tie, it fits me better now, as does my dress shirt (that need to be ironed...)

    Still isn't quite to my belt buckle but it's getting there.

    Blurry photo because selfies are hard?

    hey you look like a respectable adult, what the hell man

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