I mean I once frothed in glee about the tactical capabilities of a 28mm Australian woman with a shotgun and throwable mines in thus thread by accident so I can understand the error, but that was more due to rabid excitement than a copy paste error.
Hi love thread, check out what I got my wife for her birthday:
I picked her up and carried her over the threshold of the garage to show her this! I told her if she wanted cut grass she would have to do it herself! True story.
She was delighted. She never liked how I cut the grass with a reel mower.
Why doesn't she like the finish from the reel mower?
Too uneven. We have a very bumpy yard with lots of weeds and reel mowers do best with straight, flat grass. I usually follow up with a weed-whip, but it still has more of a "natural" look after cutting. At least this way she can use the self-powered mower to do it herself which she's been asking to do for years, but the reel mower is not easy to use by comparison.
Of course, our yard needs a total overhaul but that's a task for another day when we have free time to get new top soil, etc.
Of course, I also got her a bottle of 1800 Reposado and a bouquet of carnations and peonies. I'm not a complete monster.
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"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
I mean I once frothed in glee about the tactical capabilities of a 28mm Australian woman with a shotgun and throwable mines in thus thread by accident so I can understand the error, but that was more due to rabid excitement than a copy paste error.
That's a very tiny woman.
And she's made out of paint coated metal! Truly, her burdens are great
There’s a lovely person between Y and I
on your keyboard… Just look "
I only see another key. Which I'm glad of as I don't want someone standing on my laptop. Seriously though, today has been a day for new messages that I've not seen before.
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
I think I find it frustrating because it's such a constant source of anxiety for me that I'm that guy to people, seeing other people actually being that way just sets that off.
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
I think I find it frustrating because it's such a constant source of anxiety for me that I'm that guy to people, seeing other people actually being that way just sets that off.
For me it's always that I don't have enough social experience to pick up on subtle cues.
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
I think I find it frustrating because it's such a constant source of anxiety for me that I'm that guy to people, seeing other people actually being that way just sets that off.
For me it's always that I don't have enough social experience to pick up on subtle cues.
It it me I am the worst.
I just don't want to be a burden or source of frustration to people.
My keyboard man apparently thinks letters are words.
"Jun 27 6:47 pm
Hi h r u?"
I have a practical exam tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
No no, that's to many letters, he will never understand that. Try "idk m bff jl"
Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
İnsan Papilloma Virüs'ü (HPV) cinsel yolla bulaşan enfeksiyonlardan en sık karşılaşılanlardan bir tanesi. Sonuçlarından bir tanesi cinsel bölgede oluşan siğiller. İhmal edilmesi halinde bir ağacı andıran bir ciltle baş başa kalabilirsiniz. Tahlillerse enfeksiyon kapıp kapmadığınıza dair kesin sonuç sunamıyor.
İnsan Papilloma Virüs'ü (HPV) cinsel yolla bulaşan enfeksiyonlardan en sık karşılaşılanlardan bir tanesi. Sonuçlarından bir tanesi cinsel bölgede oluşan siğiller. İhmal edilmesi halinde bir ağacı andıran bir ciltle baş başa kalabilirsiniz. Tahlillerse enfeksiyon kapıp kapmadığınıza dair kesin sonuç sunamıyor.
"Hey would you like some space?"
"Hello, do you have feelings for me?"
etc
etc.
Save you a lotta trubs.
Wish I could agree harder! Communication is key, as with many things. It's always better to be upfront, and even if it's scary to ask, knowing is much more comforting than struggling with the anxiety of uncertainty.
My keyboard man apparently thinks letters are words.
"Jun 27 6:47 pm
Hi h r u?"
I have a practical exam tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
Ugh, he doesn't even choose only letters that sound like words.
H isn't anything.
Unless he has a really thick accent and is asking if you have an itch? Maybe he's just concerned about dermatitis.
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So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
Man I was this guy once with one girl. I look back and shake my head. For me it was only for about 3-4 months, then I went "derp" and moved on. After that I went by the 2 requests method. Try to start a conversation or go on a date or something? I'd give it two shots then time to move on!
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edited June 2016
I need to up my minimum age on bumble/tinder or something because all I'm seeing is good looking 22 year olds with government jobs and "hi you're attractive and I envy your success" is a terrible first message
My first boyfriend was the product of a guy persisting in asking me out even though I said no and just wanted to be friends, until I began to feel bad, pressured by friends, and thought "hm maybe I should how bad could it be" and it was very meh and I wasn't really into him at all but I felt kinda stuck with him then. Moral of the story: its not good and it works sometimes, don't let your friends do it!
"Hey would you like some space?"
"Hello, do you have feelings for me?"
etc
etc.
Save you a lotta trubs.
Wish I could agree harder! Communication is key, as with many things. It's always better to be upfront, and even if it's scary to ask, knowing is much more comforting than struggling with the anxiety of uncertainty.
Hmm good point.
I think I'll stick with replacing that anxiety with the crushing certainty of being too broken and horrible to love.
At least then I have someone to blame. Myself. :rotate:
My first boyfriend was the product of a guy persisting in asking me out even though I said no and just wanted to be friends, until I began to feel bad, pressured by friends, and thought "hm maybe I should how bad could it be" and it was very meh and I wasn't really into him at all but I felt kinda stuck with him then. Moral of the story: its not good and it works sometimes, don't let your friends do it!
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That's a very tiny woman.
Too uneven. We have a very bumpy yard with lots of weeds and reel mowers do best with straight, flat grass. I usually follow up with a weed-whip, but it still has more of a "natural" look after cutting. At least this way she can use the self-powered mower to do it herself which she's been asking to do for years, but the reel mower is not easy to use by comparison.
Of course, our yard needs a total overhaul but that's a task for another day when we have free time to get new top soil, etc.
Of course, I also got her a bottle of 1800 Reposado and a bouquet of carnations and peonies. I'm not a complete monster.
And she's made out of paint coated metal! Truly, her burdens are great
There’s a lovely person between Y and I
on your keyboard… Just look
I only see another key. Which I'm glad of as I don't want someone standing on my laptop. Seriously though, today has been a day for new messages that I've not seen before.
WELL
She responded to this, and now we're trying to plan a date (again)
So I met a friend of a friend about a year and a half ago when I went out with their group to a beer festival, and I flirted with him but nothing happened (which was fine, because I didn't particularly find him all that attractive once I had sobered up anyhow)
And this poor thing seems to have realized belatedly what I was aiming for at the time, and now just sends messages every few months being all heyyyyy; I responded to the first one or two with short replies but then have just gone radio silent since
The most recent one being this morning, when he messaged saying "hey! did you go to E3 this year?" and I just want to pat him on the head and say "oh my sweet summer child, I am not a member of the press, it doesn't work that way"
I'll elect to go with silence again, I think, instead
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
No pressure.
(Hope you get to have that date finally.)
Ugh, get the hint, duder.
He's not like, particularly scary or anything, especially compared to some folk in my past, and seemed to be pretty nice when I met him; it mostly just merits a tiny little sigh and then moving on with the rest of my day
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
I think I find it frustrating because it's such a constant source of anxiety for me that I'm that guy to people, seeing other people actually being that way just sets that off.
For me it's always that I don't have enough social experience to pick up on subtle cues.
It it me I am the worst.
I just don't want to be a burden or source of frustration to people.
"Hey would you like some space?"
"Hello, do you have feelings for me?"
etc
etc.
Save you a lotta trubs.
"Jun 27 6:47 pm
Hi h r u?"
I have a practical exam tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
No no, that's to many letters, he will never understand that. Try "idk m bff jl"
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
These are my potential dating options. Woo.
Wish I could agree harder! Communication is key, as with many things. It's always better to be upfront, and even if it's scary to ask, knowing is much more comforting than struggling with the anxiety of uncertainty.
Ugh, he doesn't even choose only letters that sound like words.
H isn't anything.
Unless he has a really thick accent and is asking if you have an itch? Maybe he's just concerned about dermatitis.
Man I was this guy once with one girl. I look back and shake my head. For me it was only for about 3-4 months, then I went "derp" and moved on. After that I went by the 2 requests method. Try to start a conversation or go on a date or something? I'd give it two shots then time to move on!
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and that's where you never talk to a person you're interested in at all because you're a coward
teets you been peeping my strats?
My life in a nutshell
ive been not talking to women for years due to my low self-esteem, pal!
I'm very proud!!
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
Luckily now I don't take no crap.
Hmm good point.
I think I'll stick with replacing that anxiety with the crushing certainty of being too broken and horrible to love.
At least then I have someone to blame. Myself. :rotate:
im not used to compliments, im gonna have to do extensive research on how to handle this.....
Jelq.
Aw geez...
It hasn't steered me wrong yet.