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E3 2016: What even is this event, anymore?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    ha ha
    maybe the first episode will be done by 2018? Just to throw out an optimistic guess.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    how bad are the nerds at the theater experience

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    ha ha
    maybe the first episode will be done by 2018? Just to throw out an optimistic guess.

    .... episode?

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

    Nope, not for a while and even then it's probably going to be in 2 or 3 separate chunks.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    ha ha
    maybe the first episode will be done by 2018? Just to throw out an optimistic guess.

    .... episode?

    yep it's an episodic thing

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »

    CALLED IT
    The Question is what took it so long.

    Uh, Mortal Kombat X took it so long.

    no no, they mean

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    Takes a surprisingly long time to animate no face.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    Not even close. 2017 (late 2017) for part 1 most likely.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    that is both lame and disappointing.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Considering how well episodic is working out for Square-Enix with Hitman, expect a lot more of it in the future.

    Except, y'know

    the three FF7 episodes will definitely be at least a year apart

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I expect the episodes of FF7 will make KR0 or even HL2 look quick

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »

    CALLED IT
    The Question is what took it so long.

    Uh, Mortal Kombat X took it so long.

    no no, they mean

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    Takes a surprisingly long time to animate no face.

    It only took a bit over a year to finish Spirited Away though.

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    Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    how bad are the nerds at the theater experience
    Probably depends on your location. I was at the Gulfport, MS showing last year, and it wasn't even half full. Mostly a bunch of college-age bros, I think. Not an unpleasant experience at all; I actually would have preferred a little more noise what with how excellent of a conference it was. But bigger cities are probably more nuts.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    that is both lame and disappointing.
    The episodic style will work out really well for FF7, I think. It means we'll get our hands on something much sooner than if they tried to do the whole game at once, and the scale of this is going to wind up being the largest, most ambitious thing S-E has ever done. They've already stated that each of the episodes will be the length of a standard full Final Fantasy game, which means anywhere from 30 to 50 hours for the primary plot.

    It's expected that the first episode will focus primarily (or even solely) on Midgar, and S-E has also confirmed that they're expanding the parts of the city you're able to explore. That means we'll finally get to check out Midgar in its full glory, instead of like a dozen screens of slums and two screens of the block corner that is Shin-ra HQ.

    The scope of the game is why many people, myself included, assumed they'd never properly remake the game. Going full 3D with the number and variety of environments that FF7 had, in a game that's supposed to be stretching across the whole world through multiple continents, and doing that in a way that feels congruent with a more realistic visual style... it just seemed impossible to do in a single game (which is why modern games have had much more severely limited scope; consider the sizes of the game worlds of FFX and FFXII for comparison). I'm pretty impressed that Square found a way around it; multiple titles seems like an obvious way to solve the problem, but it's a leap of faith I never imagined them taking.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Is the FF7 remake done yet?

    ha ha
    maybe the first episode will be done by 2018? Just to throw out an optimistic guess.

    I think they'll get it out next year for the anniversary

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I look forward to episodic FFVII

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    man, the tickets in LA for the theatre press conference just evaporated

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    man, the tickets in LA for the theatre press conference just evaporated

    All the theaters around here too

    Same as last year

    Nerds are quick I guess

    (At clicking shit)

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    man, the tickets in LA for the theatre press conference just evaporated

    Watch it alone in your room like a true fan

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    watch the Giant Bomb streams cause you need the distance from all the PR speak

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I usually watch the GB streams the day after

    I like them talking over it but not the first time I'm hearing it

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    I can't stand listening to the actual presentations, they are the most alternatingly cringe-inducing and thoroughly boring things
    the only way they are interesting to me is when they're being MST3k'd by giant bomb

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I can't stand listening to the actual presentations, they are the most alternatingly cringe-inducing and thoroughly boring things
    the only way they are interesting to me is when they're being MST3k'd by giant bomb

    They are the best

    E3 is the best holiday

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    watch the Giant Bomb streams cause you need the distance from all the PR speak

    this is my plan

    but I also couldn't get the day off work so the Sony one is the only one I'll be watching live which means I won't be knee-deep in PR gibberish

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2016
    the ubisoft shitshows have always been my favorite

    the laser tag
    mr caffenie
    yves accent making things sound like ethnic slurs
    random paid cosplayers explaining that they were random paid cosplayers

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    what was the most funny thing from last year's ubi presentation? the crowd no-selling the zombie mascot costume guy?

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I think my favourite failure was the Konami one from a good many years back now, maybe even 2008, where they had a Ramones cover group play on stage and it was all pretty embarrassing.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    God that AC Syndicate dude was the best.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I usually watch the GB streams the day after

    I like them talking over it but not the first time I'm hearing it

    That's how I've done it in the past, but I'm seriously considering watching the GB stuff live this year. I just figured I'd have trouble watching it fresh while also having the GB guys talking over bits. But I watched the Xbox Gamescon and Sony Paris Gamesweek presentation via Giant Bomb and it turned out fine.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I usually watch the GB streams the day after

    I like them talking over it but not the first time I'm hearing it

    the key is most of the stuff they're saying actually doesn't matter

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    let's make a meme right here

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Engage

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    let's make a meme right here

    what if we meme right now

    what if we meme right now

    what if we meme right on this motherfuckin dinner table

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I want to meme you like an animal

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    The paid cosplayer bit followed up immediately by the dev missing his prompt to talk was pretty great.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I hope Ubisoft is always an embarrassing mess

    It really helps ground the whole thing

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    i really desperately wish i remember which conference it was with the camera issues that killed brad shoemaker to death with laughter

    was it sony?

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    i really desperately wish i remember which conference it was with the camera issues that killed brad shoemaker to death with laughter

    was it sony?

    I'm pretty sure it was! With the crazy dramatic zooms?

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    i really desperately wish i remember which conference it was with the camera issues that killed brad shoemaker to death with laughter

    was it sony?

    Sony PS4 reveal, I think.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    how bad are the nerds at the theater experience

    Well.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieB51rHpQ4Q&feature=youtu.be

    In all honestly it's just people yelling loudly at franchises they like. For reference, the stuff that got the most cheers a couple E3s ago were Batman: Arkham Knight, GTAV HD and MKX.

    So avoid if you hate people cheering enthusiastically. I've personally come to love it, as it can really enhance an experience when timed properly. For example, when they showed a No Man's Sky trailer, everyone burst out in a collective cheer when the ship seamlessly flew into space.

    There probably won't be anything this year to make me mark out like above, but I'm just as excited hitting the theater again for the third time.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    the camera zoom was sony gamescom 2013

    ps4 reveal was the one with sucker punch guy talking hard politics and driveclub guy jizzing on cars

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