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JK Simmons, RIP-

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  • MulletudeMulletude regular Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    Fucked up that Larry David and JK Simmons died the same day
    They were in the same car.

    It was being driven by Michael Caine.
    They collided with another car, Sir Ian McKellen was driving Sir Patrick Stewart to the doctor. There were no survivors.

    This would be the darkest timeline

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    crwth wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    please do not contradict me on the boards crwth

    sorry

    you can still contradict him elsewhere

    just show up at his door with a handful of controversial opinions

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Fucked up that Larry David and JK Simmons died the same day
    They were in the same car.

    It was being driven by Michael Caine.
    They collided with another car, Sir Ian McKellen was driving Sir Patrick Stewart to the doctor. There were no survivors.

    This would be the darkest timeline

    Also Morgan Freeman had a heart attack at the news, downing the plane he was piloting that also carried Sir Anthony Hopkins and Christopher Walken.

    Keith Richards is fine, though.

  • existexist regular Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    please do not contradict me on the boards crwth

    sorry

    you can still contradict him elsewhere

    just show up at his door with a handful of controversial opinions

    yes i would prefer to keep it private, is that a crime

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  • StericaSterica When it comes to beauty, I rarely make boasts but I look quite good, compared to your posts!Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2016
    Keith Richards actually died 20 years ago, and what we're seeing is various chemical reactions forcing his preserved corpse to mimic humanity.

    Sterica on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    exist wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    please do not contradict me on the boards crwth

    sorry

    you can still contradict him elsewhere

    just show up at his door with a handful of controversial opinions

    yes i would prefer to keep it private, is that a crime

    Yes.

    Make this easy for yourself.

    Turn yourself in.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs mod Moderator mod
    I will straight up punch you in the neck if I see you Geebs.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Apologies for that post. Wasn't thinking much when I made it.

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    yo fuck that

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Apologies for that post. Wasn't thinking much when I made it.
    don't apologize

    i say you double down

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Apologies for that post. Wasn't thinking much when I made it.
    don't apologize

    i say you double down

    Punch him in both necks?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Apologies for that post. Wasn't thinking much when I made it.
    don't apologize

    i say you double down

    Punch him in both necks?

    so the thin bit below your femur is called the femoral neck
    and when we were looking at the results of my mother's full-body CT scans a few weeks back my sister totally missed the 'femoral' bit and thought her bone lesions had spread to her neck!
    then "wait ... left neck?"
    we eventually figured it out.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Knob wrote: »
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

    After romancing both necks a bit

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs mod Moderator mod
    please do not punch my femoral neck

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    please do not punch my femoral neck

    it'll toughen up your pelvic floor.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

    After romancing both necks a bit

    Obviously

    I mean, we aren't savages

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

    After romancing both necks a bit

    Obviously

    I mean, we aren't savages

    Speak for yourself, Professor Posh.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    If Geebs has a secret cervix that would also count as a neck.

    Oh, no. Secret Cervix would be a really bizarre name for some kind of band that I don't have the energy to think up. Skunkcore acapella ska punk?

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    This fucking thread title

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If Geebs has a secret cervix that would also count as a neck.

    Oh, no. Secret Cervix would be a really bizarre name for some kind of band that I don't have the energy to think up. Skunkcore acapella ska punk?

    It's an all-woman grindcore band made up entirely of ex-Secret Service agents.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    tynic wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

    After romancing both necks a bit

    Obviously

    I mean, we aren't savages

    Speak for yourself, Professor Posh.

    He's trying in spite of your untelegraphed mouth flashfucking

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    get a room first if yer gonna start necking

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just fuck him right in the mouth with your hand

    After romancing both necks a bit

    Obviously

    I mean, we aren't savages

    Speak for yourself, Professor Posh.

    He's trying in spite of your untelegraphed mouth flashfucking

    this is actually a 100% accurate way to describe my makeout technique.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    My God, Untelegraphed Mouth Flashfucking is also a band name. Larlar, are you Andy Dwyer irl?

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    So why exactly does he look like that now? Is it just because of an upcoming role or did he decide to get swole?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

    He's gonna get those pictures of Spider-man himself

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs mod Moderator mod
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

    He's playing Commissioner Gordon in a Batman movie

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

    He's gonna get those pictures of Spider-man himself

    I would watch this movie.

    I would show up at the IMAX 3D midnight premiere for this movie.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

    He's playing Commissioner Gordon in a Batman movie

    They're making more Batman movies? Oh man I'm out of the loop something bad.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    fuck you!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I believe he is beefing up for an upcoming role in the MCU, but I don't think specifics have been disclosed.

    He's playing Commissioner Gordon in a Batman movie

    They're making more Batman movies? Oh man I'm out of the loop something bad.

    I think it's Justice League, isn't it?

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    More like JK Swoling

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    wait, damn it

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver regular Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    More like JK Swoling

    Wrong JK veldrin.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    More like JK Swoling

    I'm sorry but I think you meant Dr. Emil Swole-da

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    J.K. Simmering.

  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    JK Rofling

  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    If Jim Gordon is that ripped, who the fuck needs Batman?

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