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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I ate red meat for the first time in a while last night, and also got a little soused at father's day celebration

    Today I have just... just apocalyptic gas. It's like a haunted tuba crying out in agony. I burble volcanically in any posture.

    I got drunker than I ever have been (which, to be clear, was mild motor impairment and a desire to dance with gf) last night and my gut is not happy today. I'm not totally sure if they're related, but it would make sense.

    Even having one or two drinks now destroys my guts the next day. Price of being old.

    I never drank when young, so I don't really have a point of comparison! I had probably 40ml of ethanol over a couple of hours, for what that's worth.

    (gf laughed and then forcibly kissed me when I took a break from dancing because I had to calculate the volume of ethanol required to get ideal drunkenness, then looked up the enzyme kinetics (ethanol has a low ceiling, so it's linear, rather than exponential decay! Fascinating))

    There is an episode of Sherlock where they do approximately this and it is very cute also.

    Couldn't tell you how much 40 ml of ethanol is but I can say that having like, some whiskey (less than "a drink"'s worth) and a cider has been enough to make my guts churn the next day. In his recovery state, husband also now appears to be sensitive to a single beer, gutwise.

    40ml of ethanol is a little more than six tablespoons of the 40% rum we were having, just for reference for those of you who don't calculate the exact mass of consumed psychoactive substance.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    This thing with having landlords being individuals is just so weird to me as a Swedistani.

    My landlord is a big faceless corporation, like God intended.

    Mine is as well, and let me tell you it is not necessarily better.

    I wonder if I've typed out all of the bullshit I went through due to this broken pipe thing. One giant piece of bullshit around Thanksgiving last year, one giant piece of bullshit after PAX East this year.

    Probably another giant piece of bullshit if I get around to badgering them to replace the flooring in the dining room and kitchen because it doesn't match the new flooring they put down.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i dunno why coffee makes you poop but it is the best reason to drink coffee

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    It would be nice to get an apartment that spared an extra $25 on the oven and got one with glass on the door so I don't need to open it to check on the food inside.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Oh man now I wanna go back and play that slot machine again.
    I have a gambling problem but like the kind where you poop your pants and never leave the casino. Not the kind where you gamble away your house.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGzAmr3c8kg

    I think I'd rather you lose the house

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    i dunno why coffee makes you poop but it is the best reason to drink coffee

    Get that shit outta here!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i dunno why coffee makes you poop but it is the best reason to drink coffee

    Get that shit outta here!

    i did, i feel wonderful

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I ate red meat for the first time in a while last night, and also got a little soused at father's day celebration

    Today I have just... just apocalyptic gas. It's like a haunted tuba crying out in agony. I burble volcanically in any posture.

    I got drunker than I ever have been (which, to be clear, was mild motor impairment and a desire to dance with gf) last night and my gut is not happy today. I'm not totally sure if they're related, but it would make sense.

    Even having one or two drinks now destroys my guts the next day. Price of being old.

    I never drank when young, so I don't really have a point of comparison! I had probably 40ml of ethanol over a couple of hours, for what that's worth.

    (gf laughed and then forcibly kissed me when I took a break from dancing because I had to calculate the volume of ethanol required to get ideal drunkenness, then looked up the enzyme kinetics (ethanol has a low ceiling, so it's linear, rather than exponential decay! Fascinating))

    There is an episode of Sherlock where they do approximately this and it is very cute also.

    Couldn't tell you how much 40 ml of ethanol is but I can say that having like, some whiskey (less than "a drink"'s worth) and a cider has been enough to make my guts churn the next day. In his recovery state, husband also now appears to be sensitive to a single beer, gutwise.

    alcohol kills me now

    the refluxxxxx

    How come Shivahn gets to pound back like a hundred drinks and we don't

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    It's after noon

    *drinks stout*

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I ate red meat for the first time in a while last night, and also got a little soused at father's day celebration

    Today I have just... just apocalyptic gas. It's like a haunted tuba crying out in agony. I burble volcanically in any posture.

    I got drunker than I ever have been (which, to be clear, was mild motor impairment and a desire to dance with gf) last night and my gut is not happy today. I'm not totally sure if they're related, but it would make sense.

    Even having one or two drinks now destroys my guts the next day. Price of being old.

    I never drank when young, so I don't really have a point of comparison! I had probably 40ml of ethanol over a couple of hours, for what that's worth.

    (gf laughed and then forcibly kissed me when I took a break from dancing because I had to calculate the volume of ethanol required to get ideal drunkenness, then looked up the enzyme kinetics (ethanol has a low ceiling, so it's linear, rather than exponential decay! Fascinating))

    There is an episode of Sherlock where they do approximately this and it is very cute also.

    Couldn't tell you how much 40 ml of ethanol is but I can say that having like, some whiskey (less than "a drink"'s worth) and a cider has been enough to make my guts churn the next day. In his recovery state, husband also now appears to be sensitive to a single beer, gutwise.

    alcohol kills me now

    the refluxxxxx

    How come Shivahn gets to pound back like a hundred drinks and we don't

    she made the appropriate sacrifices

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Had a blood pressure or blood sugar drop or something like that on the highway which was pretty scary. Had to stop and get air/shoved my face full of breath mints at least that's some sugar.

    Was okay after that but for the rest of the way I couldn't quite shake the feeling that my arms didn't belong to my body. Weird feeling.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I hope someone checks on @DasUberEdward today, have to make sure he gets his fluids and vomit channels are free.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Had a blood pressure or blood sugar drop or something like that on the highway which was pretty scary. Had to stop and get air/shoved my face full of breath mints at least that's some sugar.

    Was okay after that but for the rest of the way I couldn't quite shake the feeling that my arms didn't belong to my body. Weird feeling.

    Dang yikes

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So I guess Cleveland doesn't hate Lebron at all anymore right

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I guess Cleveland doesn't hate Lebron at all anymore right

    Hate the sin, not the sinner.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I guess Cleveland doesn't hate Lebron at all anymore right

    Winning heals all wounds. Honestly though they hated him because he was right, at the time that Cleveland team was never going to win a championship. Well that and he could leave Cleveland and they couldn't.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I was a landlord for a while. It's stupid how much irrational stress you put on yourself. 0/10, would never lord land again.

    yeah

    everyone talks about it like it is no big deal

    before we moved from portland sarah was like we should just buy a place here and someone else will pay our mortgage and &c

    and I was like uh I have no desire to deal with landlord shit

    it's the fucking worst

    the good tenants you never interact with, and the bad tenants are all from a cartoon universe where humanity, dignity, and kindness are unknown

    "I want new appliances"
    "what's wrong with the ones you have"
    "they're too dirty to use"
    "..."
    "so when will you give me my new appliances, fucko?"

    I haven't complained yet but my stove isn't level and it drives me crazy. Making a fucking omelette takes too much gravitational micromanagement.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Hello butts

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    lebron is the greatest

    franchise tag on me bron bron

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Fumigation for spiders *outside* is a truly hilarious decision. Where did they think spiders come from?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Honk are you visiting us in NYC?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    *narrows eyes*
    je8kEgE.png
    jesus christ

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Fumigation for spiders *outside* is a truly hilarious decision. Where did they think spiders come from?

    The flying spider stork brings them.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    *narrows eyes*
    je8kEgE.png
    jesus christ

    Starting to regret it? PART 2? Probably not a hanwei XL.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i too can barely drink anymore

    or eat popcorn i guess

    abolish popcorn

    poo
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    *narrows eyes*
    je8kEgE.png
    jesus christ

    *sitting on couch*
    "...Is this what my life is now?"

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    kataner regret is real

    right @Gooey ?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    i dunno why coffee makes you poop but it is the best reason to drink coffee

    *burbles*

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    (Part 2)

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2016
    Honk are you visiting us in NYC?

    Yup I'll be in Connecticut first, but in NYC from the 28th I think we fly back pretty late on the 30th local time!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i too can barely drink anymore

    or eat popcorn i guess

    abolish popcorn

    i love drinking it sucks

    eliminating cider seems to help

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    and i should prob stick to strict never back to back days policy

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Fumigation for spiders *outside* is a truly hilarious decision. Where did they think spiders come from?

    fumigate the whole world

    ecology be damned

    vRyue2p.png
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    good morning, my box jumbo paper clips.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    *narrows eyes*
    je8kEgE.png
    jesus christ

    oh good you're back writing

    nice

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    and i should prob stick to strict never back to back days policy

    ;_;

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    *narrows eyes*
    je8kEgE.png
    jesus christ

    oh good you're back writing

    nice

    No I'm not. I can judge just fine without adding to the shitpile.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    my former landlord is one of the people on this list:

    https://www.fbi.gov/newyork/press-releases/2009/nyfo101509.htm

    poo
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    and i should prob stick to strict never back to back days policy

    ;_;

    weep for me

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    actually i had one cider on friday too. 3 straight days.... my poor mucus membranes

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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