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USA Presidential Election 2016: Screams from My Father

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  • chocoboliciouschocobolicious Registered User regular
    Speaking of graffiti, news just popped up yesterday or the day before about that lady who has been banned from every national park in the US due to drawing with acrylic paint in almost a dozen parks.

    Good times.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Seriously though
    What is up with Trump?
    Yes, a ton of tea party rural white people support him, but, what us going to happen?

    I guess we'll have a better idea after July.

    I'm simultaneously sick of this campaign, and hearing Trump and Hillary and Bernie throw barbs at each other, and very morbidly curious

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    The great thing about Trump's ego, is that it's easy to tell how he's been spending his money.

    It appears, Mr. Trump, you've been spending most of your money on your own businesses.

    That's stupid. You're stupid. You have no proof

    Well, it appears a good majority of your expenses go towards companies with the name of Trump

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    The reimbursements might technically be legit. Pretty sure you're allowed to loan your campaign money and pay yourself back with contributions. But that just proves his self-financed campaign was always nonsense.

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    My only real problem about graffiti is, that it is usually so shitty.
    Badly spelled swear words, swastikas or poorly drawn vaginas and dicks.
    I mean, really, have you people no taste (or writing skills)?

    I do appreciate when someone takes the effort out to turn something nasty that someone else drew/wrote into something nice.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    If petty vandalism were my thing, I'd make it a point of pride to make it absurdly well detailed. Like if I was going to put dicks on things, they'd be the nicest, most photorealistic dick drawings I could muster.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    If petty vandalism were my thing, I'd make it a point of pride to make it absurdly well detailed. Like if I was going to put dicks on things, they'd be the nicest, most photorealistic dick drawings I could muster.

    "I don't approve of vandalism Dave but I'll be DAMNED if that isn't just a stunningly rendered johnson"

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    The world would be a very different place if everyone could just generate photorealistic dicks and spray paint them onto the ass end of underpasses.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    The world would be a very different place if everyone could just generate photorealistic dicks and spray paint them onto the ass end of underpasses.

    Phrasing?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    If petty vandalism were my thing, I'd make it a point of pride to make it absurdly well detailed. Like if I was going to put dicks on things, they'd be the nicest, most photorealistic dick drawings I could muster.

    "I don't approve of vandalism Dave but I'll be DAMNED if that isn't just a stunningly rendered johnson"

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I mentioned the case when it first hit the Supreme Court, but as a follow-up of sorts - Samantha Bee just did a segment on Dollar General vs. The Choctaw Nation

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD7TGp8XML4

    Scant details on the case itself (probably because it's difficult to get yucks out of child rape), but a pretty solid overview of tribal sovereignty and the erasure thereof. And the first time I've seen the case covered by anything even approaching a mainstream outlet
    The thing that got me most irritated was the part where the lady was like "they just want all the white non-tribes people off their land."

    And I'm like well, even if that were true, what the fuck's wrong with wanting people to fuck off from your land.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    I mentioned the case when it first hit the Supreme Court, but as a follow-up of sorts - Samantha Bee just did a segment on Dollar General vs. The Choctaw Nation

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD7TGp8XML4

    Scant details on the case itself (probably because it's difficult to get yucks out of child rape), but a pretty solid overview of tribal sovereignty and the erasure thereof. And the first time I've seen the case covered by anything even approaching a mainstream outlet
    The thing that got me most irritated was the part where the lady was like "they just want all the white non-tribes people off their land."

    And I'm like well, even if that were true, what the fuck's wrong with wanting people to fuck off from your land.

    But it's not their land, don't you see? It belongs to private (white) citizens, because....

  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    The world would be a very different place if everyone could just generate photorealistic dicks and spray paint them onto the ass end of underpasses.

    Phrasing?

    Excuse me I am role playing as George W. Bush

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Samantha Bee's face there IS a pretty good reaction to that Dracula taint comic

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    what's the over/under on trump addressing all of these campaign finance problems?

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    what's the over/under on trump addressing all of these campaign finance problems?

    He already did this morning.

    Paraphrasing but it was, "What problem? How impressive is it that I'm tied with Clinton and I haven't spent any money".

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    what's the over/under on trump addressing all of these campaign finance problems?

    He already did this morning.

    Paraphrasing but it was, "What problem? How impressive is it that I'm tied with Clinton and I haven't spent any money".

    well alright

    and the obvious response is that he clearly has done a lot of stupid shit to get media attention

    but lol

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Also "But you're not tied with Clinton..."

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/magazine/will-trump-swallow-the-gop-whole.html?referer=https://news.google.com/

    This is a hilarious and good read for anyone who hasn't seen it already. Reince priebus seems like...days away from swallowing some antifreeze

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Also "But you're not tied with Clinton..."

    yeah how exactly is he figuring that

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    http://www.theonion.com/article/its-hard-being-away-you-all-says-donald-trump-whil-53123

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Chairman Reinhold "Reince" Priebus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Viceroy Officer of the Executor. Cruelest of the Traitor Lords.



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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Here's a pretty good breakdown of the candidates' potential VP picks

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Also "But you're not tied with Clinton..."

    yeah how exactly is he figuring that

    Since when have facts ever gotten in any GOP candidates way?

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Reminder: Tonight is CNN's Libertarian town hall.

    Need to give @Bobkins Flymo predrinking time.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Reminder: Tonight is CNN's Libertarian town hall.

    Need to give @Bobkins Flymo predrinking time.

    LET THE UNINSURED DIE

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    Every time someone says Ayn Rand you have to drink.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Reminder: Tonight is CNN's Libertarian town hall.

    Need to give @Bobkins Flymo predrinking time.

    LET THE UNINSURED DIE

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Here's a pretty good breakdown of the candidates' potential VP picks
    The clean-cut business executive turned senator would help balance out Clinton’s image as an anarchy-loving, freewheeling libertine.

    Literally no one but the author holds this image of Clinton.

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    damn you, the onion! you have had me again!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    are ... are they talking about Hilary or Bill here?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Here's a pretty good breakdown of the candidates' potential VP picks
    The clean-cut business executive turned senator would help balance out Clinton’s image as an anarchy-loving, freewheeling libertine.

    Literally no one but the author holds this image of Clinton.

    Pretty sure that's the joke. It's The Onion...

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  • PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Here's a pretty good breakdown of the candidates' potential VP picks
    The clean-cut business executive turned senator would help balance out Clinton’s image as an anarchy-loving, freewheeling libertine.

    Literally no one but the author holds this image of Clinton.

    That's from The Onion.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Literally Unbelievable.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That'll teach me to hover links.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Folks getting Onion'd is one of my favorite things on the internet.

    However, these days, and especially during this campaign, I've been getting increasingly reverse-Onion'd, in which I see a linked headline that I believe will take me to the Onion, but is actually a real news story.

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    i want to live in the world where this could only be an onion parody

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I wish politicians would stop giving the thumbs up.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Brolo wrote: »
    i want to live in the world where this could only be an onion parody

    it's become physically painful to see that tweet now

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Christ that fucking tweet/picture.

    Literally nothing in either the picture or the tweet is genuine.

    It's like a perfect summation of Trump as a candidate.

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