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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    I hope the new Star Trek tv series is good

    Not that it will be on tv or anything
    Bryan Fuller recently commented that it will be a 13 episode narrative, for the first season, not all done-in-ones or an anthology and that it will feature a progressive cast so that sounds good at least.

    So the exact opposite that's been reported all this time? That makes me less excited, honestly. I wanted to see what they did with a bunch of one-offs.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    John Dies at the End is excellent and it's on Netflix!

    I keep hearing it's disappointing compared to the book so I have been putting it off...

    Oh, it super is.

    It's also remarkably fun and twisty. The effects near the end are abysmal, but I was on board well before that point, so it didn't bother me.

    The two leads - plus Paul Giamatti - sell the entire thing.

    The main dude sounds like he's tired and bored all the time with the fuckin' weird shit that keeps happening around him, and the guy playing John absolutely gives it his all.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    I hope the new Star Trek tv series is good

    Not that it will be on tv or anything
    Bryan Fuller recently commented that it will be a 13 episode narrative, for the first season, not all done-in-ones or an anthology and that it will feature a progressive cast so that sounds good at least.

    So the exact opposite that's been reported all this time? That makes me less excited, honestly. I wanted to see what they did with a bunch of one-offs.
    The vast majority of Star Trek I have watched has been standalone episodes with the occasional two or three partners so personally I am very excited to see one with a season long narrative planned from the jump

    Especially with Fuller behind it

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Sorry, I meant one-off as in one crew per episode, beginning/middle/end, on to the next story, week by week.

    Fuller running it is awesome, and a single story arc is exciting. I just was looking forward to the anthology concept more.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I was curious who the hell was clamoring for Independence Day 2

    Apparently "not many people" was the answer

    Same people who thought Jurassic World was a good idea. We had a decade of appealing to the nostalgia centers of kids from the 80's, now they're appealing to the nostalgia of kids from the 90's.

    It appears that while Jurassic World made gangbusters, lightning doesn't strike twice.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Jurassic World made money because cinemas aren't exactly packed to the brim with dinosaur movies, Jurassic Park is substantially more beloved than Independence Day, and, when deciding who to put in the starring role of their franchise, they hired someone with charisma. The new Ghostbusters movie will probably succeed because, even in spite of all the bullshit tossed at it by assholes, Ghostbusters is also pretty beloved, and Melissa McCarthy is in it and people love Melissa McCarthy a whole lot

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    ID4 is the weirdest acronym for the first Independence Day movie.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jurassic World also succeeded because while it may have been stupid, it was stupid fun!

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Also Independence Day released a week too early. What the hell Hollywood? The marketing is BUILT IN

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Also Independence Day released a week too early. What the hell Hollywood? The marketing is BUILT IN

    It is telling as to their confidence in the quality of their product.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ID4 is the weirdest acronym for the first Independence Day movie.

    It doesn't make a ton of sense, but it is effective, given how many other things "ID" can stand for.

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    MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    I keep seeing ads for the Big Friendly Giant.... and whoo boy, does the title of the movie give the wrong impression to me...


    The BFG.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    I keep seeing ads for the Big Friendly Giant.... and whoo boy, does the title of the movie give the wrong impression to me...


    The BFG.
    It predates the gun by a decade so I think it gets a pass, at least

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    I keep seeing ads for the Big Friendly Giant.... and whoo boy, does the title of the movie give the wrong impression to me...


    The BFG.

    Keep in mind its based on a book from 1982, before BFG was a thing in DOOM

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    The Big Fucking Giant

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    MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    *Looks book up*

    Oh, so it is... and here I was thinking "Damn movies today, trying to make their titles into an acronym"

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Lone Wolf and Cub has been optioned for a film adaptation by a producer of the upcoming Ghost in the Shell film, but unlike that film (and possibly in response to the whitewashing criticism) he claims LWaC will be filmed in English but will feature an "essentially Japanese cast".

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Lone Wolf and Cub has been optioned for a film adaptation by a producer of the upcoming Ghost in the Shell film, but unlike that film (and possibly in response to the whitewashing criticism) he claims LWaC will be filmed in English but will feature an "essentially Japanese cast".

    I mean, when you get right down to it, aren't we all essentially Japanese?

    We're all human, and in a global society, the bounds of individual cultures are much weaker than they were in the past

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Lone Wolf and Cub has been optioned for a film adaptation by a producer of the upcoming Ghost in the Shell film, but unlike that film (and possibly in response to the whitewashing criticism) he claims LWaC will be filmed in English but will feature an "essentially Japanese cast".

    I mean, when you get right down to it, aren't we all essentially Japanese?

    We're all human, and in a global society, the bounds of individual cultures are much weaker than they were in the past
    I'm hoping that since he went out of his way to specify it will be filmed in English he means it will be primarily Japanese and he just worded it weirdly

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I'm sure it's just weird wording, but I couldn't resist

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    It was a good goof, totally worth it

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    LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    So apparently that Tetris movie? Now it's going be a trilogy.

    What the hell is this thing?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Lorahalo wrote: »
    So apparently that Tetris movie? Now it's going be a trilogy.

    What the hell is this thing?

    a lie

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the tetris cinematic universe

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Independence Day is better than it gets credit for, and does a lot of really progressive things. Independence Day: Resurgence is straight up bad at a lot of the things the first Independence Day was so good at, and even though it still kind of has global unity and cooperation as a theme, they switched the lead to...a generic white american dude

    I enjoyed that trash movie. A lot.

    But.

    That character was basically playing Poochie to the rightful protagonists.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Lorahalo wrote: »
    So apparently that Tetris movie? Now it's going be a trilogy.

    What the hell is this thing?

    A trilogy?

    Any true fan would know that it deserves to be a tertralogy

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Warcraft was an excellent Warcraft movie and a really mediocre movie by any other standard

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Tetris
    Tetris DS
    Tetris Attack

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Tetris: the Grandmaster
    Tetris: Terror Instinct

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That dude who played Crossbones playing the Senator's body guard in the new Purge movie is amazing

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    John Dies at the End is excellent and it's on Netflix!

    I keep hearing it's disappointing compared to the book so I have been putting it off...

    Oh, it super is.

    It's also remarkably fun and twisty. The effects near the end are abysmal, but I was on board well before that point, so it didn't bother me.

    The two leads - plus Paul Giamatti - sell the entire thing.

    The main dude sounds like he's tired and bored all the time with the fuckin' weird shit that keeps happening around him, and the guy playing John absolutely gives it his all.

    This describes it perfectly. The things it gets from the book are like perfect replicas. But it skips a ton.

    My least favorite part was
    changing the Korrok from a dimension spanning unknowable horror to a generic final boss. Plus skipping over the whole clone thing.

    I would deffo read the book first, it's an easy read.

    The sequel is also great, as the non related book. Wong just can't write endings to save his life.

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I saw Green Room today, and according to footage shown in the pre roll in the same building the Dead Kennedys played the song that got covered in the movie.
    I'm still not sure how I feel about the movie outside of holy fuck that violence.

    From what I heard discussed I was a expecting a bit more of a saw situation where Patrick Stewart had captured them in this club and was personally murdering them or something and not just an asshole who runs a white power mafia and knows how to cover up a crime.

    I'm also still not sure who the blonde girl is, was she a friend of the girl that died? Cause she doesn't seem terribly broken up about it, granted she didn't seem like she cared about anything.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    I saw Green Room today, and according to footage shown in the pre roll in the same building the Dead Kennedys played the song that got covered in the movie.
    I'm still not sure how I feel about the movie outside of holy fuck that violence.

    From what I heard discussed I was a expecting a bit more of a saw situation where Patrick Stewart had captured them in this club and was personally murdering them or something and not just an asshole who runs a white power mafia and knows how to cover up a crime.

    I'm also still not sure who the blonde girl is, was she a friend of the girl that died? Cause she doesn't seem terribly broken up about it, granted she didn't seem like she cared about anything.
    She was her friend, or at least knew her - they were at the club together initially.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    man how fucking good was green room?

    i'm still drunk on it

    the only movie i can see beating it as my favorite this year is wiener-dog

    but i mean, it's really not fair to be another movie in a year a todd solondz movie is released

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    man how fucking good was green room?

    i'm still drunk on it

    the only movie i can see beating it as my favorite this year is wiener-dog

    but i mean, it's really not fair to be another movie in a year a todd solondz movie is released

    Yeah I just

    Like, still on an adrenaline high from it I feel

    It comes out on DVD in like two weeks, I'm considering preordering

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    man how fucking good was green room?

    i'm still drunk on it

    the only movie i can see beating it as my favorite this year is wiener-dog

    but i mean, it's really not fair to be another movie in a year a todd solondz movie is released

    Yeah I just

    Like, still on an adrenaline high from it I feel

    It comes out on DVD in like two weeks, I'm considering preordering

    after i left the theater from seeing it, i pre-ordered it

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    if they actually make another independence day they should definitely kill liam hemsworth's character off screen and also just bring will smith back to life, it's not like that series has any internal consistency now

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Jurassic World made money because cinemas aren't exactly packed to the brim with dinosaur movies, Jurassic Park is substantially more beloved than Independence Day, and, when deciding who to put in the starring role of their franchise, they hired someone with charisma. The new Ghostbusters movie will probably succeed because, even in spite of all the bullshit tossed at it by assholes, Ghostbusters is also pretty beloved, and Melissa McCarthy is in it and people love Melissa McCarthy a whole lot

    Early projections put it below 50 mil for the opener. Standard math does not look like it's setting the box office on fire.

    McCarthy's got charisma, but she's summer comedy popular, while World grabbed Pratt just as he got "Wait. I think America loves him most of everyone now?" popular.

    Plus, it's just got a week before Trek, which will probably take a chunk out, while World got three weeks before getting serious competition in the same market (and that was the abysmal Genisys, so, not like World had much to fear there, mediocre as it was).

    Ghostbusters has another problem, too. All the buzz has been drawing attention, which is why Sony's essentially been hucking rocks at hornet nests on the sexism thing, but there's a catch. If your movie is good, like Force Awakens or Fury Road, then that sort of thing is excellent. People go "So, wait. You're saying this movie with feminist themes or something has badass action, exciting chase scenes, clever dialog, and fun characters? You sold me."

    But when the attention is directed at something like the new Ghostbusters... well. Well. It means people are looking directly at a garbage fire, and that's not good.

    Look at the marketing in magazines. It's not "Oh, yeah, the sexism is a bummer. But hey, here's the thing. We've been studying the cinematography for the original, you know, the whole almost documentary shooting style it had at times? Well, I only found this out once we hired him, but our DP actually apprenticed under Kovacs. I just thought they had a similar style!" or "Well duh we're trying to work with practical effects." It's all "Look at how bad those SEXISTS are! If you're not a SEXIST, you'll buy our CORPORATE PRODUCT".

    Anyone remember Redtails? Exactly.

    George Lucas movie, about the Tuskagee airmen. Good subject matter, being sold as A Blow Against Racism.

    Actually did okay the first week. People like feeling like they're fighting racism, people like dogfights, people like hot women fighting werewolves more, but it did okay. Then, it turned out it sucked on ice (As I said. Lucas.) and it bombed hard.

    Same narrative here. A bad product is being sold by trying to associate it with a Cause, turning a social issue into branding. Standard corporate trick, cynical as hell, with the only bright side being that it doesn't look likely to work. Ghostbusters is looking like a bad movie, and tying your whole belief structure to it only harms whatever social good you hoped to achieve.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I think it is still way too early to say it looks like/will be a bad movie

    The trailers aren't great but that is a very common thing for comedies and it has an excellent cast and a proven director

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    yyyyeah ghostbusters looks pretty good I'm not sure how "garbage fire" is being gotten from those trailers

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