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Superhero ]Phalla]: The crime spree is over! Village victory!

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I've got the !power

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    FryFry Registered User regular
    This looks like a train wreck, how can I not sign up

    I just have to remember not to take it seriously. We'll see how long that lasts...

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Egos on
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    When your powers combine, I am, CAPTAIN PHALLUS!

    Captain Phallus, he's our hero...

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Not in the face!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    With great powers etc etc

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    This looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear... but I just cant seem to get out of bed.
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Not in the face!

    READ A BOOK!

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    I have the power of signing up at the last possible moment.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I wanted to read a book but the people at the bookstore were super rude. Down on comic books too. No wonder they are going out of business.

    https://youtu.be/fHh35VC9Xqo

    38thDoE on steam
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Bookworm : once an ordinary worm , he resided in small bookshop in Prague. One day, the owner of the store bought an ancient text from a desperate man. Later that day, he would feel compelled to read an ancient verse from the book. The verse would give sentience and power to all living beings in the vacinity. The worm became human sized and given the power of elasticity, however the book owner's resident tick who became juggernaut sized and killed the owner.

    Now the worm dons a mask and goes by the name of BookWorm- seeking out the insect that killed the man that allowed him to exist in his little shop .

    (Things Egos when bored on cellphone , I blame @38thdoe)
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    )

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Mr VLY Signs Up!

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    hmmm
    hmm

    This "Ligriv" fellow seems very trustworthy

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    To appease my OCD, can you please fix the bracket in the title?

    Also, any thoughts on when we'll start?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    but we have started...

    38thDoE on steam
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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    dun dun DUN!

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Clearly I am village then. Only a villager could be so uninformed.

    Or is this an elaborate Mafia plot?!?

    I don't think this Austin guy can be trusted...

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Austin for prince of the dead!

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Quail Man is clearly evil.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Golden Salmon agrees

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

    AND ALL YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS WILL AQUIRE UNFAIR FEES!

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Sign

    Steam
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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Okay, guys, haven't had much time last couple of days and thought signups would take longer. In any case, we'll get this started tonight or tomorrow, but in any case I'll be sending stuff out by noon Eastern tomorrow.

    But...I need superhero names from some of you, including some ofyou who gave me names in the thread which I'm not taking because your superhero secret identities are secret.

    @kime
    @Trust
    @Heffling
    @Brody
    @I need a gnome to post
    @lonelyahava
    @Wildcat
    @MrTLicious
    @Cythraul
    @McKid
    @Virgil_Leads_You

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh hey there's something I'm supposed to do!

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Damn, if I knew we were making our own superhero names, I would have kept Captain Phallus to myself.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

    AND ALL YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS WILL AQUIRE UNFAIR FEES!

    YOU SEEM TO BE REAL FUCKING CONFUSED CITIZEN.

    THIS IS SUPERHERO PHALLA, NOT SUPERVILLAIN PHALLA. PLEASE DIRECT YOUR IRE AT INJUSTICE. I FOR ONE AM HYPE AS FUCK ABOUT DUE PROCESS AND MAKING ARRESTS.



    AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? WHAT IS EVEN REAL ANYMORE.

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    White FC: 0819 3350 1787
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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Who's to say what makes a hero and what makes a villain? Sometimes the lines aren't so clear. Someone who resorts to nefarious deeds might well be a hero if their targets are villains. Isn't that the essence of a vigilante, and aren't most superheros vigilantes at the end of the day?

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    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Unless you are operating within the law, under the sanction of the law, you are a villain.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Unless you are operating within the law, under the sanction of the law, you are a villain.

    I will make the world a better place, regardless of who gets in my way.

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Brody wrote: »
    Unless you are operating within the law, under the sanction of the law, you are a villain.

    Ah, but legalities, regulations, & rules are one of my specialties. Why, you should see my case history in negotiating contracts.

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    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
    camo_sig2-400.png
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    Who's to say what makes a hero and what makes a villain? Sometimes the lines aren't so clear. Someone who resorts to nefarious deeds might well be a hero if their targets are villains. Isn't that the essence of a vigilante, and aren't most superheros vigilantes at the end of the day?

    What seems pitch black in the light of day can shine the most brightly in the dark of night, and vice-versa.

    PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE THE WRITINGS OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ON FANFICTION.NET IT IS VERY RUDE.

    Soul Silver FC: 1935 3141 6240
    White FC: 0819 3350 1787
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    FryFry Registered User regular
    I'm just here to be a delicious lunch option.

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    To appease my OCD, can you please fix the bracket in the title?

    Nah.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Curses! Foiled again!

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    Who's to say what makes a hero and what makes a villain? Sometimes the lines aren't so clear. Someone who resorts to nefarious deeds might well be a hero if their targets are villains. Isn't that the essence of a vigilante, and aren't most superheros vigilantes at the end of the day?

    What seems pitch black in the light of day can shine the most brightly in the dark of night, and vice-versa.

    PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE THE WRITINGS OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ON FANFICTION.NET IT IS VERY RUDE.

    Ouch, you wound me sir. :P

    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
    camo_sig2-400.png
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Can you highlight the rules that are in the OP that are non-standard?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Just read back over it again and it seems to me that the only non-standard parts provided so far are the requirement for two posts per day in addition to voting to avoid inactivity, and that dead players must still include the host in any private discussions of the game.

    H3Knuckles on
    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Can you highlight the rules that are in the OP that are non-standard?

    Done, in italics.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    Who's to say what makes a hero and what makes a villain?

    I'm pretty sure this is Victor's job.

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    Who's to say what makes a hero and what makes a villain?

    I'm pretty sure this is Victor's job.

    I'm... not sure I get the reference? Is Victor Invictus' name, or is that a comicbook reference (and if so, which, there's a few Victors I can think of).

    If you're curious about my icon; it's an update of the early Lego Castle theme's "Black Falcons" faction.
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