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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    I liked the show Dual Survival because it was mostly subjecting a pretty nice, conservative survivalist to the gross ur-hippy. But that only carries you through so many seasons.

    Donkey Kong on
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    I liked the show Dual Survival because it was mostly subjecting a pretty nice, conservative survivalist to the gross ur-hippy. But that only carries you through so many seasons.

    Throw them in a pit with lions, that'll get ratings up.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    DUE this is one of your weaker confessions

    I expect quality from you DUE

    I know.

    But now everyone else has to make a similarly weak confession. That's how the game works. Your turn friend.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Last night I watched a Jaco Pastorious documentary, then watched the new Bill Simmons show where he talked to bill hader, who made an offhand joke about how he had been at home watching a Jaco Pastorious documentary

    Jaco-ception

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    maybe after Trump loses we can throw him onto an island

    not for a tv show or anything

    I just want him gone

    override367 on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    DUE this is one of your weaker confessions

    I expect quality from you DUE

    I know.

    But now everyone else has to make a similarly weak confession. That's how the game works. Your turn friend.

    I would choose a rice krispy treat over any dessert except for red velvet cake or cheesecake.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    For anime purposes, I've been watching Kiznaiver. It's pretty good so far! I like it.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Confession: what's getting me through this weekend is looking forward to eating chipotle the next day, and seeing crucial NBA free agency decisions

    My life is pretty lame atm

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    DUE this is one of your weaker confessions

    I expect quality from you DUE

    I know.

    But now everyone else has to make a similarly weak confession. That's how the game works. Your turn friend.

    I'm not a very good person.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    hah everyone does that

    if they deny it they're lying

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    One of my friends was going to a con this week.

    Apparently he is now attending an (after)party for a hentai/doujin site.

    Godspeed, I guess.

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    hah everyone does that

    if they deny it they're lying

    I don't, nor do I pee in the shower (or sink)

    These people do exist, and we are better than those who do these things

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    One of my friends was going to a con this week.

    Apparently he is now attending an (after)party for a hentai/doujin site.

    Godspeed, I guess.

    when in Rome

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I don't drink milk out of the carton/gallon because those things aren't designed to be drank out of.

    I ate an engineer
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    hah everyone does that

    if they deny it they're lying

    I don't, nor do I pee in the shower (or sink)

    These people do exist, and we are better than those who do these things

    Peeing in the shower is whatever

    peeing in the sink is fucking monstrous

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I don't drink milk out of the carton/gallon because those things aren't designed to be drank out of.

    The plastic bottles have weird dried white stuff. I ain't puttin no lips on that

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    hah everyone does that

    if they deny it they're lying

    I don't, nor do I pee in the shower (or sink)

    These people do exist, and we are better than those who do these things

    Peeing in the shower is whatever

    peeing in the sink is fucking monstrous

    So many people in this chat disagree. It's horrifying. It's like finding out one of your friends is a trump supporter

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    DUE this is one of your weaker confessions

    I expect quality from you DUE

    I know.

    But now everyone else has to make a similarly weak confession. That's how the game works. Your turn friend.

    I would choose a rice krispy treat over any dessert except for red velvet cake or cheesecake.

    man that really is a satisfying little square. you ever buy those variety packs? it's so hard choosing which flavor to eat first. when I was a kid I would smash the treat down in the package so eating it seemed to take longer and I could savor the experience. Excellent confession Ludious.

    9.2/10 gold star.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    I don't drink milk out of the carton/gallon because those things aren't designed to be drank out of.

    The plastic bottles have weird dried white stuff. I ain't puttin no lips on that

    oh noes not dried milk solids that the milk flows right past when you pour a glass

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    For anime purposes, I've been watching Kiznaiver. It's pretty good so far! I like it.

    Yes. It is ok. I need to watch the last episode, I think.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I pee in the shower but sometimes it's a bad pee and it smells terrible as the steam and spraying water aerosolizes it and I regret it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    The worst thing is when you fart in the shower and it permeates the steam.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession
    I drink milk straight out of the carton

    This is a pretty trivial statement. Most everyone is aware that containers are meant to be drinken out of. While we do appreciate your participation the confession itself was trivial and impersonal.

    2/10 thank you for the submission.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    I don't drink milk out of the carton/gallon because those things aren't designed to be drank out of.

    The plastic bottles have weird dried white stuff. I ain't puttin no lips on that

    oh noes not dried milk solids that the milk flows right past when you pour a glass

    This is different. It comes off, gets on your lips and mouth. You can taste it, feel it. It's gross

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There are times when peeing in a sink seems like a good idea

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    There are times when peeing in a sink seems like a good idea

    *writes note* Do not use Dynagrip's sink.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i dont pee in the sink
    but pooping on the drain then smashing it like grape lady while making that OAOAOAOA throat sound
    yeah
    thats my jam

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    knitdan wrote: »
    The worst thing is when you fart in the shower and it permeates the steam.

    And it's warm and humid in there and the curtain traps all the air, and you're stuck hotboxing flatulence.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i dont pee in the sink
    but pooping on the drain then smashing it like grape lady while making that OAOAOAOA throat sound
    yeah
    thats my jam

    Powerful confession. Direct and to the point. Unfortunately, the prompt requested weak confessions and points have been deducted. Your honesty is appreciated.

    6/10

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    i dont pee in the sink
    but pooping on the drain then smashing it like grape lady while making that OAOAOAOA throat sound
    yeah
    thats my jam

    Ewww wafflestomping

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    The worst thing is when you fart in the shower and it permeates the steam.

    And it's warm and humid in there and the curtain traps all the air, and you're stuck hotboxing flatulence.

    Is this the worst? Or ..best

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I don't drink milk.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    That tweet is almost two weeks old, milski. It may as well not exist.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I don't drink milk.

    While not a confession in the traditional sense this is a statement that can catch someone off guard. While disliking milk isn't exactly uncommon this confession reveals an intimate and personal detail about yourself that other chatters should enjoy and could later reference.

    6/10

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    What should I watch while I eat ice cream

    I mean I should go to bed but fuck it holiday weekend

    @Shazkar Shadowstorm Crazy Ex-Girlfriend just hit Netflix!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    So with some games when I switch from speakers to headphones, I have to log out for them to actually work.

    So I logged out of ARK just so I could switch to headphones.

    And there is a patch to the server that was not pushed to hosts apparently so now I can't play, but if I hadn't logged out I would have been fine.

    Curses.

    Also I tamed a sasquatch today and named her Margorilla Kidder.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    2 zenyatta potgs :hydra:

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