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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    My cat just spent like a minute licking the back of my arm pit.

    And then he left, his purpose accomplished.

    Does my cat have a weird fetish y/y?

    I dunno about your cats but Beastos cat loves sweat

    whenever we come back from a run and take off our sweaty stuff he rubs himself all over it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    big time streamer chat seems awful though, although maybe i just haven't taken part in well moderated (probably slow/sub mode) chats

    but it seems like chatting with the viewers in as much as you can is an enjoyable part of streaming and once you get over a certain threshold your ability to interact with chat really becomes limited

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i was going to a movie with my friend yesterday at 7, left at 6, hit ridiculous LA traffic, get to parking structure at 7:10. GPS took me to parking structure from wrong direction, and there was an insane line wrapping around the perpendicular street to even get into lot. have to drive away, find a place to turn around, cross the busy intersection and merge into the line at a corner, very annoying and tough. get inside, the line to even get in the place is moving at a snails pace. 20 min later i am still trying to get DOWN ONE LEVEL. i reach the ramp, there are two different lines trying to get down, but to get to the down ramp line from my line, you have to force your way in, or no one will let you go. to do that, you have to block the lane, making it so no one else can even leave the structure. after 10 min someone just started waving people away from the (one car wide) down ramp because it wasnt moving and someone must have gotten in an accident or SOMETHING because no one was moving, at all. i drive around for 15 minutes outside, all parking is permit only, and give up and drive home. 2 1/2 hours of driving later i am back home, having seen no movie, down the money for a ticket, a couple gallons of gas, and $1.50 spent on driving around a parking structure for 25 minutes

    fuck la doe

    the other day i went to see a movie with my friend and we smoked and had some beers and hopped on the subway and then saw our movie and then took the subway back

    though on the subway on the way back someone had a giant guitar amp sized bluetooth speaker and was playing rap at a high volume which tbh i didn't mind at the moment but he couldn't make up his mind on the song and kept switching part of the way through

    tragic

    Such brash lack of confidence

    Psn:wazukki
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Also Shivahn this Rope 101 doc seems pretty informative.

    The intro workshop I did in May mostly went over safety and variations of the column tie (single, double, hand-to-ankle, hands behind the back or behind the head, etc) and a chest harness. That tie has the neato effect of leaving a loop at the start, which one could clip into with a carabiner.

    Thanks for linking this! I've been reading through it and there's a lot of good information in here even before getting to actual rope techniques.

    I have been educated by previous partners on safety and preparation, but even with that there are gaps in my knowledge that this document fills.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    half a milf

    poo
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2016
    I bet the cats are after the salt. Hunters put salt blocks to bait deer, I dun seen it with my own eyes.

    Either that or cats are gross and just like sweat!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    twitter is awful

    i only have like 400 followers

    building a fanbase is hard

    join tumblr

    i gained 400 followers in the last month

    what happened to her other half

    EDIT: I QUOTED VAGUARD BY MISTAKE

    Same question vanguard

    Uhhhhhhhh

    he's vaguard because i am clearly incapable of typos

    never happens to me

    i'm just blessed that way

    thats my story and i'm sticking to it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    My cat just spent like a minute licking the back of my arm pit.

    And then he left, his purpose accomplished.

    Does my cat have a weird fetish y/y?

    I dunno about your cats but Beastos cat loves sweat

    whenever we come back from a run and take off our sweaty stuff he rubs himself all over it
    Like your ear canals, your armpits contain apocrine sweat glands, which is one of the reasons why armpit sweat produces body odor. The fats and proteins in armpit sweat can make it extra tasty -ÔÇô and if your deodorant contains lotion, that could contribute to the appeal. Of course, maybe your cats just want to groom the stink off you. By the way, your genital area also contains apocrine sweat glands, which may explain why dirty underwear is so attractive to some cats.
    (i thought it was the salt but internet says your sweat is delicious)

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Cats like salty things because the taste reminds them of blood

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    half a milf

    which half, and which way?

    Or is it just, like, MI "half" LF

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    hey does anyone with a decent sense for design want to help me figure out where to hang these two prints

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey does anyone with a decent sense for design want to help me figure out where to hang these two prints

    one on each butt cheek

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey does anyone with a decent sense for design want to help me figure out where to hang these two prints

    one on each butt cheek

    dis ass so flat

    gonna make tel aviv look like it's sitting on a sinkhole

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Break time. Going to attack the blue gym a couple times.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey does anyone with a decent sense for design want to help me figure out where to hang these two prints

    Put one.....there

    and the other

    hmm

    .....I think there is best

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'd like to believe that Trace actually typed mile correctly but autocorrect was like "oh dear. That's not what you usually type. My data assures me you meant milf. There ya go buddy!"

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    twitter is awful

    i only have like 400 followers

    building a fanbase is hard

    join tumblr

    i gained 400 followers in the last month

    what happened to her other half

    EDIT: I QUOTED VAGUARD BY MISTAKE

    Same question vanguard

    Uhhhhhhhh

    You know

    Vaguard: relieves personal itching

    We all know the jingle

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    big time streamer chat seems awful though, although maybe i just haven't taken part in well moderated (probably slow/sub mode) chats

    but it seems like chatting with the viewers in as much as you can is an enjoyable part of streaming and once you get over a certain threshold your ability to interact with chat really becomes limited

    you ever been on the PAX chats?

    they can roll pretty fast but also well modded so most of the idiocy is squashed

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    twitter is awful

    i only have like 400 followers

    building a fanbase is hard

    join tumblr

    i gained 400 followers in the last month

    what happened to her other half

    EDIT: I QUOTED VAGUARD BY MISTAKE

    Same question vanguard

    Uhhhhhhhh

    You know

    Vaguard: relieves personal itching

    We all know the jingle

    Someones baking bread, and it's sourdough.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Cats like salty things because the taste reminds them of blood

    I thought that was iron.

    工事中
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    hey does anyone with a decent sense for design want to help me figure out where to hang these two prints

    put the framed map of skyrim above the bed. put the framed map of cyrodiil above the tv

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I got a webcam during Prime Day.

    Now I am obligated to use it when I stream.

    I am terrified of accidentally doing embarrassing shit, though. Like, my nostrils get super itchy, so I'm constantly scratching or rubbing my nose and it might look like I'm picking my nose oh god what do i do if my nose itches

    also apparently i rub my eyes in a really weird funny way?

    aaaaaaaaaaaa

    *returns webcam*

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    you're all shit

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    My cat just spent like a minute licking the back of my arm pit.

    And then he left, his purpose accomplished.

    Does my cat have a weird fetish y/y?

    I dunno about your cats but Beastos cat loves sweat

    whenever we come back from a run and take off our sweaty stuff he rubs himself all over it

    so basically all of our cats are sick and into sweat play

    gonna have to get this cat some religion, teach him to be ashamed of himself like god intended

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I got a webcam during Prime Day.

    Now I am obligated to use it when I stream.

    I am terrified of accidentally doing embarrassing shit, though. Like, my nostrils get super itchy, so I'm constantly scratching or rubbing my nose and it might look like I'm picking my nose oh god what do i do if my nose itches

    also apparently i rub my eyes in a really weird funny way?

    aaaaaaaaaaaa

    *returns webcam*

    aim it at ur feet bby

    what god intended

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    vh let's be honest bro

    you pick your nose

    we all pick our noses

    let's cut this shit out right here and now

    you're not scratching it

    you are mining for snot rocks

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    vh let's be honest bro

    you pick your nose

    we all pick our noses

    let's cut this shit out right here and now

    you're not scratching it

    you are mining for snot rocks

    *sobs* its true its all true

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    big time streamer chat seems awful though, although maybe i just haven't taken part in well moderated (probably slow/sub mode) chats

    but it seems like chatting with the viewers in as much as you can is an enjoyable part of streaming and once you get over a certain threshold your ability to interact with chat really becomes limited

    you ever been on the PAX chats?

    they can roll pretty fast but also well modded so most of the idiocy is squashed
    no
    i bet i desire more idiocy from my twitch chat than it would provide

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    its only a foul if you get caught eating the booger

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    big time streamer chat seems awful though, although maybe i just haven't taken part in well moderated (probably slow/sub mode) chats

    but it seems like chatting with the viewers in as much as you can is an enjoyable part of streaming and once you get over a certain threshold your ability to interact with chat really becomes limited

    you ever been on the PAX chats?

    they can roll pretty fast but also well modded so most of the idiocy is squashed
    no
    i bet i desire more idiocy from my twitch chat than it would provide

    you are... probably correct in this

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    its only a foul if you get caught eating the booger

    Even then it's only a foul if you appear to have shame.

    If someone catches you doing it, lock eyes and continue chewing, without blinking. You know that they know what you did, and you don't care.

    They'll either assume they didn't see things right because there's no way someone would react so calmly to being caught eating their boogers, or they'll be so unsettled they won't question your habits again.

    As a wise man once said: "Hey, ma, what's for dinner? Go up your nose and pick a winner"

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Okay, I know there's probably more to it than this, but this ad makes it look like the product is essentially a bug zapper for burglars.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Trace you can't undo milfgate by refusing to post

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2016
    thee are two walls we're discussing- where the third wall would be is open to the kitchen, no wall- and the fourth wall has the patio doors in the middle. so. i put the seating on the wall that gets the most sunlight (with the way the blinds open), thinking i ain't want glare on my screen. plus the opposite wall, where the tv is, is the one you can see better if you're milling about in the kitchen.

    so do i put the prints above the tv or above the seating? if above the seating, they'd get more light and you'd see them when you first enter the place. but also if you're watching tv they're above your head so you don't really get to look at them. if they're above the tv they're not touched much by natural light plus the wall is 'busier' with a big TV there.

    idk thoughts

    Organichu on
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Anyone who knows Eddy knows how elusive Gengars can be
    and all the more desirable for it

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    thee are two walls we're discussing- where the third wall would be is open to the kitchen, no wall- and the fourth wall has the patio doors in the middle. so. i put the seating on the wall that gets the most sunlight (with the way the blinds open), thinking i ain't want glare on my screen. plus the opposite wall, where the tv is, is the one you can see better if you're milling about in the kitchen.

    so do i put the prints above the tv or above the seating? if above the seating, they'd get more light and you'd see them when you first enter the place. but also if you're watching tv they're above your head so you don't really get to look at them. if they're above the tv they're not touched much by natural light plus the wall is 'busier' with a big TV there.

    idk thoughts

    do what I do and don't allow a single touch of humanity or homeliness into your apartment

    throw your prints out

    if they don't serve an immediately identifiable useful purpose, they have no right to belong in a human household

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Okay, I know there's probably more to it than this, but this ad makes it look like the product is essentially a bug zapper for burglars.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    thee are two walls we're discussing- where the third wall would be is open to the kitchen, no wall- and the fourth wall has the patio doors in the middle. so. i put the seating on the wall that gets the most sunlight (with the way the blinds open), thinking i ain't want glare on my screen. plus the opposite wall, where the tv is, is the one you can see better if you're milling about in the kitchen.

    so do i put the prints above the tv or above the seating? if above the seating, they'd get more light and you'd see them when you first enter the place. but also if you're watching tv they're above your head so you don't really get to look at them. if they're above the tv they're not touched much by natural light plus the wall is 'busier' with a big TV there.

    idk thoughts

    i dunno what the prints are. pls advise

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    thee are two walls we're discussing- where the third wall would be is open to the kitchen, no wall- and the fourth wall has the patio doors in the middle. so. i put the seating on the wall that gets the most sunlight (with the way the blinds open), thinking i ain't want glare on my screen. plus the opposite wall, where the tv is, is the one you can see better if you're milling about in the kitchen.

    so do i put the prints above the tv or above the seating? if above the seating, they'd get more light and you'd see them when you first enter the place. but also if you're watching tv they're above your head so you don't really get to look at them. if they're above the tv they're not touched much by natural light plus the wall is 'busier' with a big TV there.

    idk thoughts

    Above the seating for sure.

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